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I hate telling women in skimpier outfits "you don't leave much to the imagination".

Maybe we shouldn't be imagining women naked anyways.

#misogyny #left #leftist #women #clothes

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Dearest Enkimoots (Epic of Gilgamesh Mutuals), today I have learned that the Epic of Gilgamesh is made up of 5 sumerian poems (Gilgamesh and Huwawa; Gilgamesh and the Bull of Heaven, Gilgamesh and Agga of Kish; Gilgamesh, Enkidu, and the Netherworld; and Death of Gilgamesh) dating to over a thousand years before the full Epic (which was in Akkadian).

I know I will be reading these along with The Descent of Ishtar and Eridu Genesis (The Flood Myth), so i thought you all may also like it.

#the epic of gilgamesh #autism #enkidu #humbaba #literature #poems #poetry #history #historical lit #gilgamesh

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I NEED you to know I wrote my college art history mid term on homoeroticism in the Epic of Gilgamesh and supported my claims with burial rites and other cultural things. I got an A.

My deepest sympathy for my AP Lit class that has to hear me connect every topic we cover back to the Epic of Gilgamesh. In my defense, it's a beautiful representation of human nature through the ages.

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More times than I can count. Wrote a paper about it. Researched the culture to understand it better.

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If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love! I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal. So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :) .... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome

#alternatively #loss

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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My deepest sympathy for my AP Lit class that has to hear me connect every topic we cover back to the Epic of Gilgamesh. In my defense, it's a beautiful representation of human nature through the ages.

#epic of gilgamesh #gilgamesh #enkidu #humbaba #poetry #lit #literature #ap #ap lit #ap lit and comp #school #class #high school #highschool #hs #student #autism #autistic #autism awareness #the epic of gilgamesh #mesopotamia

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Need you all to know that I wrote my midterm for my college art history class on homoeroticism in the Epic of Gilgamesh and other Ancient Mesopotamian Art. I went as far as to read papers about burial and mourning practices. My professor? Loved it.

#I'm still getting recommended scholarly articles about their culture #it goes so hard #i read one on sumerian grammer?? #life changing #not really but #it went hard #and fed my autism #gilgamesh #enkidu #gilgamesh x enkidu #funny #meme #school #writing #ancient #ancient art #poems #lit #literature #the epic of gilgamesh #i am willing to provide a copy

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Ggod. For the love of fuck. This is so real

Can you even call yourself a classics minor if you don't sketch Gilgamesh and Enkidu kissing passionately?

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More of my sleepy Cedar Forest Guardian since some of yall love him

Humbaba :)

#beardies #bearded dragons #cute #pets #lizards #epic #epic of gilgamesh

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It's Joever. America is healing.

#lizzo #lizzo controversy #controversy #cancel #cancel culture #cancelled #joe biden #america #usa #president #potus #fat acceptance #feminism

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Read this as abortion, was very confused

family abolition means we're going to hunt down your grandma like the purge. Meemaw hunger games

#there's so much it can mean #is she trying to stop someone from getting one #is she #perhaps #the unplanned pregnancy #are they doing a service years past its due

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Does this give you green boobs

just took my meds with a swig of mtn dew. makes the estrogen work at least 10x faster. I'll have massive knockers in t-one hour

#did you chase it down with #mountain dew #or did you make a concoction #(as an alchemist would and SHOULD) #and inject it together

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I am going in to work. I am become filthy capitalist. For what? To treat my lizard.

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Drive-Thru Employee: Here's your food, sir! Have a great day.

Man: Thank you, Miss. Just one question, do you have my straw?

DTE: Oh, yes! It's in the bag.

M: Ah, thank you. And my second straw?

DTE: Also in the bag, Sir.

M: Thank you, thank you. And the third?

DTE:...It's in the bag as well, Sir.

M: And the fourth?

DTE: Yes, that one too. They're all in the bag.

M: I see. Just making sure.

#funny #text post #work #job #working #food

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Call me a ne'er-do-well cause I be crafting evil schemes 😈