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mossflowermouse · 9 days
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You get stuck in a time loop for a few years but finally break free. Later, you die, and in heaven you discover that you're already there. Each iteration of that loop had a soul, and the when they died, they went to heaven.
So there are now 827 nearly identical copies of you up there. Your "real" death just creates the 828th
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mossflowermouse · 14 days
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My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.
Everyone added to the group is named Mike.
Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.
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mossflowermouse · 20 days
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"Rampart's not particularly trustworthy."
Please don't let this be about Cody. Please don't let this be about Cody. Please don't let this be about Cody.
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mossflowermouse · 21 days
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Boop Breakdown
Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.
Specifically: 
Normal boops: 119,204,929
Self boops: 12,645,652
Cat boops: 7,925,241
Super boops: 2,095,231
Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844
One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 
Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:
Booper participants: 229,881
Booper enthusiasts:  85,548
Booper supers:  67,571
Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 
Boop,
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mossflowermouse · 24 days
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I'm almost certain that we're gonna get a Clone rebels show focusing mainly on Rex And Echo - I mean, come on Echo is basically a background character in TBB s3 and I highly doubt that we're gonna get the whole context of Rex, Gregor, Wolfe appearing in Rebels since they're still focusing on The batch and Omega, & there's only like 4 eps left. Since there's only 15 eps in s3, we'll (hopefully!) Get a bonus ep introducing the new series on May 4th, which then totals to 16 eps like s1 & s2. Anddd let's be real Rex, Echo and the others deserve their own series after what they've been through
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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BOOP!
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ah whoops...
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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I'm scared
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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i need the 1000 boops badge... reblog if i can boop you 1000 times
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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hey people here's the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)
to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓
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just click that and u booped someone!!
(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)
(also, it doesn't matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)
you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !
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(also gives you this pop-up lol)
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you can also view someone's blog and then boop them with this button !
last but not least we have the super boop !!
find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3
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update: ok i dont think super booping works on mobile :(
WAIT GUYS YOU CAN EVIL BOOP SOMEONE
hover over the boop button and wait for it to do the spinning animation at least 3 times, then click it and it should give u this pop-up
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im gonna try super booping everyone who interacts with this lol
ok im also gonna attempt to super boop your other accounts too
I CANT KEEP UP HELPP 😭 (also its almost midnight for me now..)
woke up with 7k notes and its still going 😭 not attempting to boop every single person anymore lol.. 💔
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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me at every single mutual <3
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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for some of my mutuals this is the only type of direct interaction we've ever had in like. 8+ years of following each other
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mossflowermouse · 28 days
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HEY HOLD ON ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
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mossflowermouse · 29 days
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yeah it’s gone now, sorry about that
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