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Aw snap, I think this gator jaw really WAS a trap

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Wild, I guess I've sporadically remembered Tumblr existed about 100 times now, here's to the next time I forget

#100 posts #tumblr milestone #meatandbones

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Every third time I pick up my phone it feels about 10 times smaller than usual

#funny #tag

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Theory: furries are hard-core Christians that thought All Dogs Go To Heaven was a true story

#hmm #maybe #all dogs go to heaven #furries #jokes #funny

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I love parking lots at night, there's never any cars there, just me and this large pavement plateau

#parking lot #night

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if you're on the bus, and you're standing with your friend, and there's two seats open, both of which next to strangers, and would block said strangers in, if your friend suggests you sit in those seats, don't talk to that friend anymore

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

#bus

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a man covered in bandages is wheeled into an art exhibition.

"I'm here to unveil my new multiples sculpture, I hope you like it"

he presses a button on his chair, which reveals a large sculpture next to him, depicting a skin cell

#art #multiples #jokes #funny #skin

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im normal

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time for a quick tired rant

isn't it depressing that we as a people can't agree that we can spend all our resources on making the world a better place for everyone in it? and instead, we spend billions on pointing big guns at each other, while developing more and more benches no one can lay on, because THAT'S somehow what's important. Not affordable housing, not better wages, not better living quality, not rehabilitation, nah, we're gonna spend our money funding organizations that put the next generations into unrecoverable debt and beat them down for the foreseeable future, all the while the rich get richer, and no, I don't mean the doctors or actors, I mean the real fuckos at the top who don't do shit but prosper off of everyone else's effort and suffering

#eat the rich

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who came up with humidity? they should be fired immediately.

#humidity #truth #fax #facts

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Fun Fact Friday!

The Grim Reaper actually has two brothers!

there's Grim Reaper, the one we all know

then there's Gabe Reaper, he carries a large hammer, he's responsible for most carpentry revelations of the past few millenia, he also brutally murders people in back alleys

and finally there's Gibson Reaper, a Wall Street investment banker, often considered the worst of the three.

#death #fun facts

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Vacation Bible School by Ayesha Erotica feels like it's one of the most artistic and beautiful pieces of music to me, like, I feel like I can really understand the feelings portrayed within, and that's beautiful

#ayesha erotica #music #art

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Me, re-introducing my friends to the incarnation of death which I have befriended, because I'm unsure if they remember when I introduced them to them a year ago at John's party:

"Memento Mori?"

#death #funny #memento mori

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I've never hated and loved something so much before right now.

I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

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"come on in, the water's fine"

ha, yeah right, that's exactly what a siren would say, have fun in the hotel pool losers, this guy ain't falling for that classic

#swimming #deception #sirens #but like #the fishy kind #not the alarm kind #both loud #but there's a big difference

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I want to write the kind of character who underhandedly knocks on doors, just to see what other aspects of a personality would grow from that trait as a starting point

#that's like #the most fuckboy way to knock #but who knows #maybe he volunteers at soup kitchens #you don't know #maybe he does #maybe he just enjoys a bit of flair with his knock

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I have an idea for a sketch, but I don't have the funds, so for now, I will tell you people:

it's simple: lower a pop art cardboard life-sized cutout of a lion into a lion's den while they're all asleep, have hidden cameras set up, and see what happens when they notice it in the morning

#lions #maybe they'd accept it as one of their own #nah they'd probably rip it to shreds