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OMG!!!!

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I NEED HIM IN A WAY THAT GOES AGAINST MY FEMINISM IDCIDCIDC

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Anyone else go into your bedroom after work and practically come on to your bed. Like, "Hey there sexy. You miss me today?" With a wink. Or is that just me?

#workingmom #bucky barnes smut #work stuff #in my bed #bedroom #i'm so exhausted #sleepy #l

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Same😭

can u believe they make me work?? ME a precious angel baby girl…. i should only be allowed to be cute and sleep

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So when your new therapist asked what you like to read, is there a proper way to say smutty Bucky Barnes fanfiction? You know without him trying to have you committed? Asking for a friend.

#bucky barnes fanfiction #therapy #momlife #this is hard #marvel #workingmom #sebastian stan #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes x female reader #bucky barnes x reader #james buchanan bucky barnes

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My supervisor knows me so well. I am on vacation for 12 days. I'm scheduled to come in one day and then off a day again at the end of my vacation. I pointed this out to her. Her response was, "Crap you're gonna call in". 😁

#workingmom #work stuff #supervisor #smartlady #duh #she loves me #shes so cool #she is probably right

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This! 😭

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I will say I finally had the grown up moment I was waiting for the other night. My daughter came home from her grandma's with bubbles. She said she wanted to play with them but she couldn't because we were inside. I looked her dead in the eye and said, "Since when do we not blow bubbles inside? That was the only reason I became a grown up". She smiled so big as she blew bubbles and my husband just glared. 😁

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Square filled: Transgender

Word count: 500 even

Rating: General

No Pairing

Warnings: UNFOLLOW IF TRANSGENDERS BOTHER YOU.

A/N: This was a prompt for @spnrareshipbingo. I saw some gender bent Sam photos and….this is what came of it.

Credits: Header by @padalelli​; image from this post by @cryptidmax​

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Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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Are my account number do anything

Had to snag.... Too damn good

Mine:

Jensen even needs new information from everything right

🤣🤣

Tagging: @justcallmeasmodeus @tumbler-tidbits @impala-dreamer @bobasheebaby @julesthequirky @snarkandsarcasmftw @emblue-sparks @merpancake @i-am-morrigans-apprentice @levisqueaks @waywardbaby @gold--gucciempress @captainbigdickmoxley & everyone else who wants in

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I was writing at work in the break room on my first spn fanfiction. One of my coworkers walked up and asked what I was writing as she started reading over my shoulder. I quickly shut it and just told her I was working on a project. I don't write at work anymore. I don't like people reading over my shoulder. 😬

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

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Yes!

Me this morning 😂😂😂😂

Happy Monday y’all 👌

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I rewatched it last night too. I know everyone had mixed feelings but I really love it.

Just rewatched "Detective Pikachu" for the first time in a while, and for some reason the one thought going through my mind is how it'd probably tickle if Pikachu nuzzled close, because his fur is just so fluffy and soft looking 😊

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you will never get what you deserve if you stay with what you tolerate.

— alhwrites

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Instead of endless wastelands of mowed grass lawns, consider:

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One Night Standards

Summary: What’s one night between two strangers. It can’t hurt anything, as long as you both have a good understanding as to what this is…right?

Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex, anonymous sex, bar room pick up, language, dirty talk, hint of dom!Jensen, cheating!Jensen. 

Word Count: 1893

Rating: E

Written For: @spnkinkbingo

Square Field: Anonymous Sex

Dividers: @firefly-graphics

A/N: This fic is complete fiction! Jensen would NEVER do this! It’s just for fun! I mean no harm to the Ackles family! Again! This is just fiction! This is one I forgot I had queued up for today, I cleaned it up, and I’m going to go ahead an let it post. This fic is unbeta’d, so all mistakes are mine! Please do not copy my work! Feedback is golden! Fic based off the song One Night Standards, by Ashley McBryde! Lyrics in Italics

I ain’t gonna stay for the weekend

I ain’t gonna jump off the deep end

I ain’t gonna ask where your ring is

This is, we all got secrets

You don’t wanna hear about my last breakup 

I don’t wanna worry ‘bout space you take up

I don’t even care if you’re here when I wake up

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