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Mammon : Stop followin' me!

MC : Let go of my hand then!

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One of those before-i-forget things :3

Brothers, minding their own business: ...

MC, probably on her period, tears in her eyes, shaky voice: if i were an ant, would you step on me or give me crumbs?

Just gonna drop it here and disappear into the void, goodnight 🖤🖤

Please don't mind it if it's too dumb I'm in my silly goofy arc and im exhausted

🐈‍⬛~

Ahhh I’m late again but goodnight!! And this is so funny dhajaj-

Belphie is just rolling his eyes and saying ‘Sure.’

Beel is completely serious “I’d still share food with you. but I’m not sure where you’d live…”

Asmo is having an internal struggle cuz ‘ewww bugs’ 💀 so he’ll probably stay quiet.

Satan says ‘yes’ without hesitation. He’d even build you an ant farm shjshs

Levi says ‘Yes’ just so you calm down, but then he’ll ask if you’d still love him as a worm-

Mammon says yes before asking immediately if you would love him as a bug, he needs an answer now or he’ll worry you wouldn’t-

Lucifer stays quiet because it sounds ridiculous you’re not going to turn into a bug. Yes, he would still take care of you as a bug but it’s ridiculous. 

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Found this in my drafts so here lol

Headcanon that my MC is straight up an animal magnet. Almost every time they go out, they come back with something. As a result HOL is always crawling with critters they're trying to find homes for -and a few permanent residents because someone got too attached.

Minor edits made May 31st. Mainly grammatical stuff.

At first a few of the brothers were pretty fed up. But anytime a threat of any kind was made towards the animals MC just appeared out of thin air with the most terrifying expression on their face.

*random goat that followed them home, currently eating Beel's snacks -package and all*

Beel, about to lose his shit: How would you feel if I ate you?!

MC leaning into the room, smiling: I'll replace your snacks, but touch the goat and I'll make a real nice roast outta you.

Beel and the goat actually became bffs after this.

Satan sitting in the common room, book in one hand, scruffed puppy in the other: This is the last time you interrupt my reading you little runt!

MC wrapping their arms around his neck from behind, whispering softly: Put the puppy down, Satan.

Satan, slowly setting the pup back on the couch: When- how- ?!

MC: I was summoned.

He still thinks cats are better, but he definitely cried when the puppy left.

Mammon gently yeeting a rabbit (did not hurt it dw) when he caught it eating his money: That's not lettuce ya dumb furball!

*turning around and seeing MC in the doorway*

Mammon: M-MC, um.. when did you get here?

MC, scooping up the rabbit: I mean this in the nicest way possible because I love you, throw her again, and I'll burn every Grimm of yours that I can find ❤

*Mammon.exe has stopped responding because they said they loved him while also threatening him*

He's not turned on or confused thank you

Won't admit he likes the bunny but MC catches him dressing her up in little yellow tinted sunglasses and gold chains like two days later.

*MC regularly comes to dinner with a snake wrapped around their neck or arms, sometimes a lizard tucked in their hoodie pocket, or some strange insect/arachnid perched on their shoulder*

Levi:

Simply stops functioning because not only are you nice to him, but you seem to appreciate the more widely considered 'strange' creatures as much as he does

Generally asks to hold said creature

And take pictures -of you holding the thing obviously

You just.. look so much cooler than him! Obviously.

Mammon:

Poor baby nearly shits himself when you sit next to him and he realizes there's some horrifying, eight legged, kitten-sized thing clinging to your shoulder

He tries to ignore it but he's leaning away from you the entire meal

"Ain't ya afraid of anything, human?!"

Lucifer:

Sincerely doesn't fucking care anymore.

He tried being mad for so long and you just ignored it

I mean, animals at the dinner table? C'mon MC.

Fuck it.

At least your little creatures are less rowdy than his brothers

Asmo

Do you care about him at all?!

Fear isn't good for him

Nor are gross things.

And that spiny, hissing thing clinging to your forearm was the definition of his bane

Satan

Thoroughly amused with his brother's reactions

Finds your creatures fascinating

Not fazed when one makes its way across the table and up his arm

This causes Asmo to nearly faint as the thing becomes much closer to him

Satan obviously shoves it in his face

Till MC basically rips his head off

They're delicate, he gets it now

Please stop lecturing him it's kinda scary

And hot?

#obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me headcannons #obey me lucifer #obey me! #shall we date obey me

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Not to out myself as someone that’s been on tumblr for too long, but I’m so sad to see this new trend of people saying “I like this thing, even though the show isn’t airing anymore.” Like? That’s how things work! Keep enjoying them! Art doesn’t just vanish when it’s not airing, and it wasn’t made to be exclusively viewed live! 10+ years ago, the idea of saying “Ah, I’m still here in this fandom 2 years after the show was cancelled 😳” would have been BONKERS!

All these kids saying “It’s so sad the shows gone,” no it’s not!!! I saw your fanart yesterday! Last week you told me about my favorite character’s music playlist!!! I saw them running around in your AMV!

Where’s the longevity?? It was made for you!!! Not TV!!! It was made for keeps!!! Keep it!!! Please!!! That’s how art stays alive!!!

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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18+ obm switch/vers server! adults only minors will be banned. https://discord.gg/tS3stDgQ

#boosting #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me discord #nsft #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date obey me

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reblog to hit lucifer with a slipper

#obeyme #shall we date obey me

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Apparently people disliked Mammon when he first came out but then he grew on them. Meanwhile, the moment I saw him I was like “Dibs!” XD I could just tell this dude is a big softy and will be the funniest brother out of them all. I love being proven right.

At first I was kinda offended by all of them tbh 😂 like I didn't actually ask to be here yall ain't gotta be rude. Took me about 2 episodes till I was saying 'sure pretty boy you hate me soooo much' and I've been a hopeless simp since

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me headcannons

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Have some OC content ig

Seven witches for seven demons.

This is what she noted just seconds after everyone had filed outside to see what the commotion was.

There had been some bickering -mainly accusations thrown at Mammon- but she wasn't paying attention. She was far too busy wondering what the hell that particular witch was doing here. The leader of the group, green eyes full of determination and hatred, the mother of a certain witch Alex had very recently threatened with a brutal end.

Lucifer silenced his squabbling siblings and stepped forward, ready to greet the group. She grabbed his wrist though, tugging him back without ever looking away from the coven.

"Don't." She whispered. "Something isn't right."

"I'm aware, Alex. That would be why I'm trying to speak with them."

He moved to approach again. The witches were nearly on them, it wouldn't matter soon.

"Don't." She repeated, desperation filling her voice. A very cold, terrifying feeling of dread was coiling in her gut.

"What's goin' on Al? Ya know somethin' we don't?"

"No I just.."

She broke off, words dying on her tongue. She really had no explanation whatsoever. Something just felt incredibly wrong. It was like watching a car crash just before it happened. Knowing something was going to go wrong, but being completely unable to say or do anything to stop it.

The coven came to a halt about 20 feet from them. Their rage was palpable. How were the brothers not feeling it? She spared a glance at them to see if they'd sensed the danger.

Of course not. They looked confused, but far from nervous.

"You demons have crossed the line time and time again, but this pathetic human went too far!" The head of the group yelled.

Alex felt her skin flush and her hands unconsciously curl into fists. All she'd done to any witch was threaten the ones hassling Mammon! If his brother's could handle her defending him, she figured a couple witches could do the same.

The brothers immediately moved closer to her, as if trying to form a protective barrier.

"Any qualm you have with us can be discussed in-"

Lucifer was cut off by the witch's screech.

"There is nothing to be discussed! She went too far! As far as I'm concerned, she  pulled the last straw from a stack the rest of you destroyed a long time ago. It's time that we take some revenge for once."

Someone in the back began chanting and all seven demons stiffened.

"Gah! What the hell?!" Mammon yelped.

Asmo followed with, "I can't move!"

The heat of Alex's rage was washed away by that same cold fear. She could still move just fine. Why couldn't they?

"What're you doing to them?!" She snarled, shoving through them to stand between the two groups. "If you've got a problem with me, take it up with me! Leave them alone!"

"Alex don't-" Lucifer broke off with a gasp as a second witch joined in with a new chant.

"Oh, but my dear, I am taking it up with you." The witch purred. "This is punishment is for all of you."

She looked at her demons again, eyes widening as she saw them clutching at their throats. They didn't seem to be struggling for breath, but their lips moving in silence told her they weren't able to speak.

"You see," She continued, slowly stalking closer. "What better way to punish all of you at once, than by separating the brothers from the human they've apparently become so attached to?"

Alex's brow furrowed, unease churning in her gut.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"As punishment for harassing my daughter, you'll be forced to live out your life without them. Seeing as your human lifespan is so short, that will their punishment for their various crimes throughout the years."

"I don't understand- isn't there some way we can solve this?!" Alex cried, desperately looking around at her new family who radiated fury, but couldn't move their feet or speak.

"I'm afraid not, dear. You should watch your tongue in the future. Perhaps avoid threatening witches when you have no power of your own."

And so, the seven witches began chanting something new in unison. One by one the demons fell to their knees, then collapsed entirely. As their bodies relaxed against the HOL porch, Alex watched their eyes flutter, then shut completely.

She stood in place, utterly frozen in disbelief and fear. Were they dead? That couldn't be! How could some random witches kill the big seven so easily?!

"Don't worry dear, they're not dead." The witch said softly. "But they won't wake until long after your simple little life expires."

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphie #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me angst #obey me oc #obey me headcannons #obey me shitpost #obey me mc

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MC holding a kitten: Look what I found, Lucifer!

Lucifer: No.

MC: No what?

Lucifer: Go put it back MC

MC: I think you're misinterpreting the situation. I'm showing you the kitten, not asking permission.

Belphie and Satan tearing up: We've taught you so well

#obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me shitpost

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I have a headcanon that my MC meets Maddi somehow and it's ON SIGHT

Fun fact, my MC literally cannot be allowed within eyesight of Maddi because they will actively try to throw down, they heard about what happened with Dia and Mammon regarding Maddi and firmly put themselves into protection squad president

MC, whenever they see Maddi:

*chihuahua

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me mammon #obey me mc

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What if MC and Belphie shared the same sense of dark humor to cope with lesson 16? In advance, I'm so sorry.

MC: Choke me daddy

The brothers: Ex-fucking-scuse me?

Belphie: The first time wasn't enough?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me belphie #obey me mc #mc doesnt care

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How do you think Mammon and Lucifer would deal with having a crush who they try to compliment but they’re really bad at it, Mammon being tsundere and then we got Lucifer pride, “You’re not totally annoying”, “You’re like a soft puffball”, but s/o is like “*teary eyed grin* I’m a puffball/not annoying?!! You’re amazing too!”?

I reaaaally struggled with this for some reason so I hope it came out okay! If you'd like any changes lmk!

Lucifer

It took this man forever to even admit his feelings for you to himself

As far as he's concerned, it'll be next to impossible to tell you

Not that he doesn't want to, no he finally got over himself enough for that, but everytime he even attempts a simple compliment it comes out all wrong

"You've been pleasantly well behaved lately, is there something I should know about?"

He mentally slapped himself for that one

He'd meant to say he appreciated your help keeping the others in check

Then there was the clipped, "I'm impressed." One morning that you'd shown up to breakfast uncharacteristically early and already ready for class

Basically becomes the king of backhanded compliments

He's really trying not to be such a prick, but the words just keep coming out wrong

Unbeknownst to him you'd actually been trying a little harder due to your feelings for him

So despite messing up every time, you're still overjoyed with each and every quip

He notices eventually and that seems to be what he needed to relax

His comments gradually become smoother and kinder

"You look absolutely beautiful tonight MC. Thank you for accompanying me to dinner."

Mammon

Hah. We love him but this man can't flirt properly to save his life.

To his credit, after he comes to terms that you're not just some dumb human, and he actually likes you, he does become nicer

Still awkward as hell and drowning out here

"Y-ya look great tonight I-I guess. Oi! Stop grinnin' at me like that! It didn't mean anything!"

Rather than giving you backhanded compliments like Lucifer, he just ends up cockblocking himself with his own nerves

Seriously every time he even attempts doing or saying anything remotely romantic, he ends up backing out on it

Asmo gets so sick of watching the shitshow that he forcibly gives Mammon lessons

Again, to his credit, Mammon tried listening

But Asmo kept going off on tangents about how he 'couldn't believe he was helping Mammon flirt with you of all people.'

Mammon ended up tuning him out at some point

Basically only remembers Asmo telling him he might get somewhere if he'd stop switching up mid-sentence

He does manage a proper compliment

Immediately red from the shoulders up when he sees the big, soft smile on your face and the adoration in your eyes

"C'mon do ya have to look at me like that?!"

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #mammon x mc #obey me lucifer #lucifer x mc

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Pt. 4 of the immortality debacle -FINAL

GN!MC, swearing, dark humor regarding death and family, no actual pairings

Simeon

Mainly just irked that Solomon brought it up

Doesn't feel it's right of him to have an opinion one way or another

After all, he is an angel and his instinctive response is for you to live your life and pass on naturally

However he's found himself caring for you quite a bit, and knows you're bonded with the demons

Basically it would hurt him for you to hurt

Kinda relieved you chose immortality, even if it is to stay in the Devildom, he can still visit

Luke

Of course you don't want to live forever with these crazy demons!

But Solomon what were you thinking?

Oh, you do want to stay with them.

Why?

He supposes he can live with that if it means he still gets to see you

Vehemently denies he's happy until it's just you, him, and Simeon

Barbatos

Mildly caught off guard by the sudden change in topics

Eyeing the others to make sure a fight doesn't break out because you could cut the tension in the air with a knife

He will not make his feelings known in any way shape or form

But he was actually pretty relieved you wanted to stick around

Who else could wrangle all 7 of the Avatars so easily?

Plus you were admittedly rather sweet

He'd miss your quiet conversations as you helped him tidy up or *attempted* to aid him with baking

Diavolo

His work prevents him from getting as close to you as the others

But he still felt a sharp pang in his chest waiting for your answer

You see his shoulders relax at your words

Similar to Barbatos, he understands you've become a vital part of the HOL household

He would've really missed that little smirk Lucifer cracked everytime he pretended to complain about your antics with the brothers

You might be a little sarcastic, and quite dark with your humor most of the time, but he finds it endearing

Yeah, you can't leave.

Only makes a soft comment to you later on about how the Devildom was happy to have you, however long you chose to stay

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcannons #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #obey me mc

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Pt. 3 of the immortality debacle

GN!MC, swearing, dark humor regarding death and family, no actual pairings

Asmo

He scarcely gets mad at Solomon, but he certainly wasn't happy in that moment

His chest felt heavy and his eyes prickled

About to snap at Solomon when you answer

Audible sigh of relief

"You had me scared for a moment there MC. Fear isn't good for me, so don't ask stupid questions Solomon!"

Would've respected your decision either way but he'd have been as bad if not worse than Mammon about pouting and trying to change your mind

When he catches you alone "It'd be such a shame for the world to lose someone so sweet and adorable. Don't go changing your mind. We- I couldn't bear it."

Satan

Uhm.. nobody caught that flare up of Wrath emanating off him, right?

Started brainstorming ways to kill an immortal sorcerer just for bringing up such a morbid topic

Visibly relaxes but doesn't make a show out of how relieved he is

He'd have respected your decision but definitely wouldn't want to if you'd chosen differently

Among all the help and love you provided his brother's, he'd come to rely on you to calm the storm that always raged just beneath the surface of his mind

Ends up having a crisis after that realization

Makes an obvious effort to spend even more time with you for awhile

Belphie

Well that woke him right up

The reminder of your fragile mortality stung a little as always

Since he killed you that one time yknow

Having you go home that first time after getting the chance to bond with you a little had hurt almost as much as realizing what an amazing human he'd tried to kill

So even imagining you gone again, even from natural causes, wasn't an option

Pushy, maybe even close to forceful if you'd chosen mortality

Remind him to drown Solomon after this nap

Can he use your lap? Just for a little bit?

No? Pleeeaaaase. What if he wakes up and you're gone?

You've become a pillow. Good luck moving him or waking him up.

Accept it.

Solomon

That couldn't have gone better if he tried

Just wanted to stir the pot

Pleased it ended well -didn't actually think about what may have happen if your answer went the other way

Not stupid enough to not be on high alert after he managed to piss of every being that was present

Pulls you aside later to give a half-assed apology for putting you on the spot like that

Low key actually pretty happy with your answer

Cue him trying to come up with a way to keep you alive forever

"You've survived so much already, I wouldn't be surprised if you managed to fist fight death and win."

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcannons #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me belphie #obey me shitpost

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Pt. 2 for the immortality debacle

GN!MC, swearing, dark humor regarding death and family, no actual pairings

Lucifer

He's extremely relived but won't show it

How could he even begin to put up with his brother's all alone?

When you left the first time it was bad enough

Seriously they were all hot messes

Actually losing you though? Unacceptable.

Too ashamed to admit a dark part of himself considered forcing immortality on you if you were against it

He'd be losing his (secret) best friend (maybe more?) And the person that had put their family back together, plus continuing to maintain it

Maybe that's not fair but he's far too proud to even admit you mean that much

Mammon

Nearly SHIT himself just considering Solomon's words

Absolutely the fuck not

Far more visibly upset than Lucifer

Won't say much until you say you're not choosing mortality

But inside, he was simply dying

You're the one person that treats him with respect and love

He'd probably have a heart attack if you really actually died

Would respect your decision either way but he wouldn't hide how upset he'd be if you'd chosen a human lifespan

Extra clingy and happy after your words

I'd take anything over the pain it'd cause him to know we were chosing to die and never see him again. Nah.

Beel

Took him a moment to catch on because he was face first in a whole blood melon

The tension hanging in the air made him realize he'd heard Solomon correctly

The thought of losing you feels like a thousand bricks suddenly crushing his chest.

He's already lost someone extremely dear to him and in a way lost Belphie too for some time

You as well? He'd crumble.

He scoops you up into a nearly crushing bear hug as soon as he's able

"Remember how I once told you that having you gone was like I always missed breakfast? If I really lost you I'd never, ever be satisfied with anything."

Levi

What the hell was Solomon thinking, asking something idiotic like that?!

It put you on the spot -which Levi knew you didnt like- and could potentially ruin the day- no! The next several decades, if not more! All depending on your answer.

Furious at Solomon. You've only ever seen him this angry on select occasions.

Only this time he's managing control over his human form because he really doesn't want to end up ruining the day

Seriously Solomon what the fu- oh.. you actually want immortality

Well good

He won't say much about it

But his visible relief was noticeable from your spot

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcannons #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me levi #obey me beelzebub

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I keep seeing these posts about MC rejecting immortality and it just hurts my soul. I ain't about that life. A bunch of verrry attractive, surprisingly sweet and charming demons offer me immortality to stay with them forever and I'm hopping on that shit.

Then again I don't have a great relationship with family and very few friends so maybe it's just me. Anyways, my personal MC oc would feel the same. So have this 😂

Setting: Fuq it it's the newest event. Beach party with the boys, plus Solomon, the angels, Diavolo and Barbatos. In this moment, everyone's taking a break, resting on their towels as they munch on some fresh fruit Diavolo and Barbatos brought.

GN!MC, swearing, some dark humor, no particular pairings-general love for everyone, leave the pairings to your imagination 😉

"Most humans have a peculiar outlook on mortality and immortality." Solomon mused. "Surprisingly, very few would actually choose immortality. And many of those that do will inevitably regret it."

He said all of this with a pointed look at MC, clearly gauging their response. The others fell silent rather quickly as well. Several sets of eyes fell on MC as they continued chewing a particularly large bite of blood melon. They glanced up slowly as they realized everyone was clearly awaiting their response to the unspoken -but obvious- question.

"Fuck mortality," they paused to swallow, "and fuck the human world. I've got nothing worth going back to -most of you already know that. And I feel I could never get bored with immortal companions."

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Responses coming soon I promise.

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