lord-of-rain

[lord-of-rain]

Garnet: Daaaaad, why can't I date, Pyrrah Valkyrie?

Jaune: Okay, this is you. *places a pretzle on the table*

Garnet: O-okay?

Jaune: And this is Pyrrah. *smashes the prezle repeatedly with a hammer*

Garnet:

Garnet: That's actually kinda hot.

Jaune: NOOOOOOOO!

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwbabies #nora valkyrie #renora

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: No, that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Yang: What the hell did you say to him Rubes!?

Ruby: That he deserves to be happy and loved.

Jaune: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yang: *handcuffs them together*

Ruby: Not again...

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby #yang xaio long

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: *dying surrounded by dead grim*

Ruby: Jaune! *rushes over to him* No, no, no! Please, no!

Oscar: I know a spell to save him, but it has a co-

Ruby: Just do it!

Oscar: I need a secret.

Ruby: What?

Oscar: The spell only works if you tell me something you never told anyone.

Ruby: I- I'm

Jaune: *grabs Ruby's hand* It's okay Rubes, you don-

Ruby: I'm the one who stole Jaune's hoodie in Atlas.

Jaune: *healed* You said that was Nora!

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #lancaster #oscar pine

[lord-of-rain]

Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?

Ruby: *raises her hand*

Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.

Ruby: *lowers her hand*

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwbabies #james ironwood #general ironwood

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: Let me see you grit those teeeth!

Oscar: *gets punched in the face*

#rwby shitpost #rwby #tengen toppa gurren lagann #jaune arc #oscar pine

[lord-of-rain]

Withered Ruby: It's okay, just let your big sis hold you.

Yang:

Withered rose ruby ( ruby time traveled too) puts hands on her hips bends over showing her cougarness " hi yang my little baby sister."

"What... What is this?"

"That's right, Yang." Ruby crooned. "I'M the big sister now~."

"...So what exactly happened?" Weiss asked, turning to the much older Jaune.

"Well, after I fell, I found Ruby's scythe, and before I left the beach, I found Ruby." Jaune explained. "We walked around the jungle, looking for an exit when we both found a weird tree with clocks growing on it. Ruby then started getting really... aggressive with me until one night, I went to bed and, well... She followed me."

"That's disgusting." Weiss winced.

"That's hot." Blake muttered.

"What happened to my baby sister?!" Yang sobbed.

"Oh, come here," Ruby held her sobbing sister in her arms, "let your big sister hold you~."

#Youtube

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Winter: So this is the guy you told me all about, Weiss.

Weiss: *blushing* y-yeah...

Jaune: Hehe, Hi.

~~~\the Schnee family study\~~~

Willow: Ar- Arc?

Whitley: I can't believe anyone would date Weiss either.

Willow: *Pouring herself more scotch* Get the Book of Grudges.

#whitley schnee #winter schnee #jaune arc #rwby #weiss x jaune #weiss schnee #rwby whiteknight #jaune x weiss #rwby shitpost

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Dropping their Garnet off at Signal

Jaune: There he goes...

Ruby: Gods we're old.

Jaune: Oh come on, you're still as beautiful as the day we met.

Ruby: Tch! Don't you try that line on-

Ruby: Wait, you thought I was beautiful back then.

Jaune: Y- yeah, I- um in the back of my head, yeah. Never acted on it 'cause we were friends and-

Ruby: Gh hahaha! No matter how old you get, you'll always be my dorky vomit boy!

Jaune: Heh, Yeah... Guess you're right.

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwbabies #rwby fanfiction

[lord-of-rain]

The deep lore

Meme fully stolen from Reddit, but accurate

#rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby

[lord-of-rain]

Patch, 3 years after Salem's death

Yang: I miss Blake.

Ruby: She just left.

Yang: You don't understand Rubes... I don't know what I'd do without her. I don't want to know.

Ruby: Oh... Yeah, I get that... Yeah.

Yang: I mean look at this little thing! *Holds up Bumbleby daughter*

Nera Belladonna: Gwah. *reaches for Ruby*

Yang: Isn't she the cutest little- Where are you going?

Ruby: I gotta find Jaune! *petal bursts out the door*

~1 year later~

Yang: *wrangling her toddler* So, How'd it go?

Garnet: *sucking on Crocea Mors' pommel*

Jaune: *ruffling his son's hair*

Ruby: Pretty good all, things considered...

#Rwby lancaster #yang xaio long #rwby #jaune arc #rwby lancaster #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby

[lord-of-rain]

Yang: Jaune, together we saved remnant.

Yang: We stopped Salem.

Yang: but now we have a daughter, If you will not make the dad jokes... Then I WILL!

Aurelie Arc Xiao Long! Their golden girl!

Yang's thankfulness of Jaune sticking by Ruby all the way to Haven had consequences.

Destined to be a one of a kind beauty, Aurelie still caught the best mixture of her parents dorkiness and punny sense of humor

#jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby #rwby dragonslayer #dragonslayer #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #rwbabies

[lord-of-rain]

Team RNJR in Vacuo

Ruby: Jaune... I'm tired of being angry, I- I just want my best friend back.

Jaune: Of course, we're a team, Ruby.

Nora: Hell yeah! Team RNJR's back!

Ruby: I don't know Jaune's been making all the calls lately.

Jaune: But, JNRR isn't even a color.

Ruby: *punches his arm* Heh, Shut up!

Jaune: Hahaha!

Ruby: Hahaaaaa

Jaune:

Ruby:

Nora: Okay... No!

Nora: *Handcuffs them together*

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #lancaster #rwby shitpost #jaune x ruby #nora valkyrie

[lord-of-rain]

I had a similar idea, where it was Ren and Nora's daughter, Pyrrha Valkyie who has a crush on her childhood friend Garnet, the son of Jaune and Ruby.

Pyrrha is a little taller than her mother, but she's tall enough to rest her elbows on Garnet's head.

Jaune forbids his son to date Pyrrha because if she's anything like Nora, she might break Garnet.

RNJR down to two.

Kinda needs a ship name since I can't think of one

#nora valkyrie #rwbabies #rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #ruby rose #lancaster #renora #team rnjr

[lord-of-rain]

Mama Arc: Jaune! Did you bring a girl home?

Jaune: Yeah, this is Weiss!

Weiss: Hello, Mrs. Arc.

Mama Arc: Oh! This is the Weiss Schnee, my baby boy's been telling me all about.

~~~meanwhile in the Arc family study~~~

Papa Arc: Schnee? Schnee?!

Saphron: Yeah! Can't believe Jaune actually pulled her either.

Papa Arc: Get The Book of Grudges.

#rwby whiteknight #jaune arc #rwby #weiss schnee #jaune x weiss #weiss x jaune #mama arc #papa arc

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: Hey Nora. Uh what's that whistle?

Nora: A dog whistle! Because I think we both know there's a dog in Team RWBY's dorm.

Jaune: Nora... How could Ruby have snuck a dog into her-

Nora: And I know what she does to keep you quiet.

Jaune: *blushing* You don- I- I'm just saying- Please don't.

Nora: Watch Me! *blows whistle*

Jaune:

Nora:

Jaune: See nothing happe-

Blake: *kicks in door*

*grabs whistle*

*crushes it in her hand*

Blake: NEVER do that, AGAIN. GOT IT.

Nora: *nods slowly*

Blake: Oh yeah, Ruby needs to borrow Jaune for the evening. *grabs Jaune and leaves*

Pyrrha and Ren:

Ren: Told you it was a bad idea.

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune x ruby #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #lie ren #pyrrha nikos

[lord-of-rain]

Summer: That pick up line was awful, Ruby.

Summer: You should marry him.

Jaune: Do you come from a family of bakers?

Ruby: Yeah actually. How could you tell?

Jaune: Well, only a great baker could make a cutie pie like you.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose #summer rose

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: I'll never be a hero like my Great-Grandfather.

Jaune's Father: I'll never be a hero like my Grandfather.

Jaune's Father's Father: I'll never be a hero like my Father!

Jaune's Great-Grandfather: *watching Mantle burn* I'm the best.

#jaune arc #rwby #papa arc