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My Life as a Teenage Gladiator

Harry Potter FanFiction

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Link to fanfiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13387005/1/My-Life-as-a-Teenage-Gladiator

No good deed goes unpunished. How does a fleeting act of compassion cause Lavender Brown's name to be drawn from the Goblet of Fire? Read on to find out. Rated M for profanity in future chapters. Chapter Three: Some yo mamma jokes get flung.

#harry potter fanfiction #fanfiction #harry potter #lavender brown #draco malfoy #hermione granger #ron weasley #parvati patil

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taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

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Hey guys! It’s Rat Day today so here’s some photos of my naked rats Luna (rat on the right/in top two photo) and Juniper (rat on the left/bottom two photos)

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Me: *talking to my little sister on the phone* Little sister: *is sick and coughs* Me: “don’t cough into the phone, you’ll get me sick” Little sister: “I’m on the other side of town you idiot.” Me: “but what if it’s a virus?” Little sister: … Me: “haha… get it?”

#jokes #bad jokes #totally happened #dad jokes #i'm not good at making jokes #my little sister is very sick #and she is not having my shit

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if u were a gifted/talented child who grew into an anxious adult w fragile self worth and a perfectionist streak that makes u abandon things if ur not good at them immediately clap ur hands

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See, it's because it's not that it helps you. It's that it doesn't kill you. It's good enough.

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

#evolution #hands #brain #our minds are fucking brutal #nature has no chill #nature

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You make some good points about Marina, and the Beast not being Julia's fight, but you can't deny Julia not having a part in Alice's death. While Alice may have ever chosen to sacrifice herself, she would not have needed to if Julia had not interrupted the spell, or betrayed Q and the gang in the first attempt to kill the Beast.

Yes, Julia had a right to her quest of killing Reynard but if she had waited instead of diving headfirst into vengeance she could have had the possibility of being allied with Q and the gang in killing Reynard. It was completely irrational and half baked to betray them since Julia tried and nearly killed Reynard with the dagger she stole. You know, the dagger that nearly killed the Beast and could kill a God?

Julia has a lot of strengths, and is a well written character, but it also does her and Alice injustice to deny her faults and say she was innocent in Alice's death. The truth is, Alice may still be alive were it not for Julia's actions, and Reynard may even be dead by now if Julia hadn't mucked up the plan to kill the Beast.

I don’t understand why people are blaming Julia for everything that happened “she fucked things up, again” it wasn’t Julia’s fight to kill The beast to begin with, she wasn’t at Brakebills, “she betrayed her friends” which friends? she wasn’t friends with them, only Quentin but they haven’t been besties™ lately and may I remind you that this is the first time they have survived a little longer? so actually thanks to Julia they are alive, she was made to sacrifice being at Brakebills in the first place. So if we are here, it’s thanks to Jane.

How is Marina’s being dead Julia’s fault? Marina refused to help Julia first but Reynard was targeting hedge witches and when Marina saw the other hedge witch was dead she came back by herself, she knew she was going to get killed, it was her only reason to help Julia. Alice being death isn’t Julia’s fault either, SHE CHOSE to die “I did it on purpose” remember? she knew what she was getting into, she chose to sacrifice herself, an act of bravery and selflessness, she died a hero. In fact the timing was off, the group was trying to kill the beast while Julia was trying to kill Reynard at the same time, if they have waited a little longer or if they have talked to Julia this wouldn’t have happened and The beast and Reynard would be dead. 

You can’t blame Julia for wanting to kill Reynard just like Julia can’t blame the group for wanting to kill The beast. They were fighting different fights. But Julia even made a deal with The beast to protect them but hey she’s so awful and selfishl!!!1!1!

#julia wicker #alice quinn #the beast #the magicians #reynard the fox #why are you defending julia wickers idiot plan to kill reynard? #like wtf #are you for real

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High Queen Margo • The destroyer

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I couldn’t find a “tag yourself” meme for The Magicians so I pulled a Julia and did it on my own

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We, The Asatru Community, are a proud signer of Declaration 127 (www.declaration127.com) Learn what it means. It’s important.

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Wait, nevermind, I just realized that does not add up with the timeline.

What are the chances that we’ve already been introduced to Reynard’s demigod spawn…

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Lols. Five bucks says he's Quentin. Like, did you see the thunderstorm he created last season?

What are the chances that we’ve already been introduced to Reynard’s demigod spawn…

#the magicians #quentin coldwater #julia wicker #reynard the fox #demigod

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IG: beautsoup

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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Proof of Time Travel

Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.

1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.

2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?

3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.

4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.

5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.

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Bro...

Jason:Do you want a protein shake bro?

Percy:Nah bro.

Jason:Why bro?

Percy:Because you're the only one who gives me strength bro.

Jason:Bro...