klhaus

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Cha-Cha: [holding Klaus hostage] Fifty grand and we'll give him back!

Klaus, offended: You think I'm only worth fifty grand?

Cha-Cha: ... What?

Klaus: Gimme that.

Klaus: [grabs megaphone] MAKE IT 100!

Diego, from outside: SHUT UP KLAUS

#tua #the umbrella academy

[klhaus]

I love him

#the umbrella academy

[klhaus]

David Castañeda + Being A Mood

#tua

[klhaus]

No one:

Klaus in 1968:

#lmfaoooo

[klhaus]

Because that’s what you do when you’re seventeen. You move out, become your own person, grow up. Oh yeah, you’re a real grown up. At least I make my own decisions.

#diego hargreeves

[klhaus]

joaks

#diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #the umbrella academy

[klhaus]

He didn’t sign up for this.

#tua #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #g:mine #g:octodad

[klhaus]

It’s the fucking ice cream man.

#tua #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #g:mine #g:octodad #g:princess #g:godiegogo #g:hairyshoulders #g:i've been drinking i've been drinking #pls someone get my misfits reference

[klhaus]

Diego said, “Oh? You got jokes, well I got jokes too.”

#the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua #g:mine #g:godiegogo #g:rumors

[klhaus]

Dolores, when Number Five comes home drunk ranting about bullshit and she trying to sleep:

#number five #number five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #tua memes #i need to shut up #p:meme

[klhaus]

Sir Reginald Hargreeves: Okay, so I’m going to lock you in this dusty ass mausoleum and it’s gonna help you get over your fears of dead shit! uwu<3

Klaus:

#tua #tua memes #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #p:meme

[klhaus]

No.

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #g:mine #g:princess #g:octodad #g:godiegogo

[klhaus]

#robert sheehan

[klhaus]

Klaus, shining a flashlight under Five's bed: Hey Five, are you ready to come sit with us yet?

Five: [hisses and hits the flashlight across the room]

Klaus, backing away slowly: good talk, good talk, see you later

#incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[klhaus]

#diego hargreeves

[klhaus]

Nobody:

Number Five w/ Dolores:

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #number five #number five hargreeves #meme #p:meme

[klhaus]

Klaus: *accidentally hits Diego*

Diego: You wanna fucking die?

Klaus: *whispering* Kinda.

Diego: *soft voice* Bro, we talked about this.

#q