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*at Pop's*

Betty: We're having a crisis right now. My best friend's dad was shot and almost killed, and now we can't rest until we find who did it. I can't eat right now, obviously.

Jughead: mhm, sure Betty, hey, can I have a burger to go along with this conversation?

#riverdale 2x01 #riverdale #riverdale season two #betty cooper #archie andrews #veronica lodge #jughead jones #riverdale humor

[kanyetude]

Wow! It’s been a whileeeee since I’ve posted on here!

Ugh, school.

Sorry about that! More Riverdale posts will be coming your way in just a bit.

#school #back to school #riverdale #cheryl blossom #archie andrews #jughead jones #betty cooper

[kanyetude]

new info I just learned about Riverdale!!

-Season two of Riverdale will air on October 11 -We will meet dark Archie -Betty may have a long lost brother -Bughead will be in jeopardy -We learn Veronica was a love child(??!) -POLLY GIVES BIRTH TO THE TWINS!! But yeah! I'm super excited!!

#Riverdale #Betty cooper #Polly cooper #Cheryl blossom #Jason blossom #Archie Andrews #Hughes's jones #Riverdale season two

[kanyetude]

me during this Ramadan

Me: I'll only stay up until suhoor! Then I'm going straight to bed!

Me *after suhoor*: I mean, going on my phone looks like a pretty solid idea right now.

My Brain: Don't do it.

Me *at seven AM*: girl i did it

#Humor #funny #Ramadan #suhoor #fast #fasting #Muslim #Islam #relatable #late night #Ramadan 2017

[kanyetude]

you can’t tell me that Kevin Keller is not that “Momma Bear” character. I mean, sure, he’s a slightly more in the background guy, but still.

He hears someone’s messing with Betty?

that’s not gonna fly, it’s time to die! 

#kevin keller #betty cooper #riverdale #veronica lodge #jughead jones #archie andrews #humor

[kanyetude]

Polly: Hey, Cheryl, why's your dad got a room filled with wigs?

Cheryl: He... um...

Polly: yes?

Cheryl: He's into cosplay

#riverdale #cheryl blossom #polly cooper #betty cooper #archie andrews #veronica lodge #jughead jones #cosplay #humor #riverdale humor #lol

[kanyetude]

Veronica: What's a five letter word for perfection?

Archie: Arch-

Veronica: No, Betty. It's Betty.

#beronica #riverdale #archie andrews #veronica lodge #jughead jones

[kanyetude]

Veronica: Sweet, headstrong, not afraid to stick up for her gals.

Betty: Thoughtful looks, sneaky, has a dark side.

Jughead: Mommy issues, outcast, is super sarcastic, anGST

Archie: andrews

#jughead jones #archie andrews #veronica lodge #riverdale #humor

[kanyetude]

Person: Hey, can I borrow a penci-

Cheryl: Jason used to use pencils...

Person: Okay, breathe, I just want a-

Cheryl: Jason usED TO BREATHE

#riverdale #cheryl blossom #jason blossom #humour #betty cooper #jughead jones

[kanyetude]

Veronica: Kevin, tell me the truth...

Kevin: Yes?

Veronica: Do I, or do I not, look killer in these heels?

Kevin: yes u do my fashion slave.

#kevin keller #riverdale #veroncia lodge #betty cooper #jughead jones #archie andrews #honestly this probably happens

[kanyetude]

Therapist: So, Mr. Jughead, have you run into any trouble lately?

Jughead: I mean, I might've just...

Therapist: You might've just..?

Jughead: Solved murder, got a girl, and have my friends accidentally put my father in jail.

Jughead: Do I need to clarify anything?

Therapist: People like you are why I question my profession of choice.

#riverdale #jughead jones #archie andrews #veronica lodge #betty cooper

[kanyetude]

Veronica: Honestly, I love hanging out with you, I forgot how cool you were!

Archie: Aww, thank-

Veronica: Shh! I'm Skyping Betty!

#riverdale #veronica lodge #betty cooper #archie andrews #beronica

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Jughead: Betty! I'm happy at Southside High! The kids like me, and-

Betty: Shush, you poor thing!

Jughead: But-but Betty! They like me, and laugh at my jok-

Betty: You BELONG IN RIVERDALE, you shouldn't feel shut out to Southside!

Jughead: i said-

Betty: I love you.

Jughead: NEEEEVEERRMINDDD- RIVERDALE I'M HERE!

#riverdale #riverdale 1x13 #season one #betty cooper #jughead jones #veronica lodge #archie andrews

[kanyetude]

Cheyrl: *learns how the Blossoms actually sell drugs*

Cheryl: *learns how her dad killed her brother*

Cheyrl: *learns that Jason wasn't planning on marrying her, and instead, Polly*

Cheyrl: *learns her family is screwed in general, and that she should probs hide*

Cheyrl: *burns down the Blossom mansion*

Cheyrl: we gonna purify our sOULS TODAY

#cheryl blossom #riverdale #riverdale 1x13 #jason blossom #betty cooper #archie andrews #jughead jones #veronica lodge #blossom #clifford blossom #humor #joke #dark humor #riverdale 1x12 #riverdale 1x11

[kanyetude]

Cheyrl: Here, Jughead *tosses spider broach* have it.

Jughead: I mean, thanks, but, why'd you-

Cheyrl: it's because

Cheyrl: you seem to be having an unstable...

Jughead: pls don't

Cheryl: spindly home life

Jughead: why

(this sux, lmao sorry)

#jughead jones #cheryl blossom #riverdale #puns #bad puns #riverdale 1x13

[kanyetude]

can we just appreciate how happy Jughead looks when he’s at Southside High School and he is finally accepted? Like, sure, Betty is at Riverdale High, but he was an outcast there, versus at Southside, where we see that he is actually happy with the other kids there, and now Betty still wants to take him back to Riverdale High.

Let the kid be happy!

#jughead jones #betty cooper #riverdale #riverdale 1x13

[kanyetude]

OMG.

Was it just me? Or, did anyone else feel a surge of pride and affection for Archie when he had punched through the pond ice to save Cheryl?

I KNOW I DID!!!

#river #riverdale #riverdale 1x13 #betty cooper #archie andrews #cheryl blossom