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Queens |Part Four|

Part one Part Two Part Three Part Four

Summery; part four ;) go read 1-3

Peter Parker X Reader

Peter couldn’t sleep that night. Something was crawling through his Spidey senses and leaving footmarks. He still had the thought in the back of his mind that possibly she wasn’t sneaking off for some meaningless hookup. His eyes finally gave in and he passed out, until his alarm a few hours later.

At school, he couldn’t rid the uneasy feeling from his stomach. He tried to focus on his work, and he didn’t even notice Chemistry had rolled around like he usually counts down to.

“Why so fidgety, Parker” a familiar voice teased.

He was so distracted by this feeling and these thoughts that he didn’t even see her sit down.

“Ah just- you know. One of those days.”

“are you- like are you good? do you need water or something?”

“no no- I’m good- I’ll be good- I just-“

“ok slow your roll take a deep breath” she laughed at his rambles. They seemed really familiar, but how’s that if she’s only talked to him a handful of times?

She could sense something was bothering him, but she couldn’t sense what it was. she decided it’d be best to leave Peter be and not annoy him with Spiderman talk.

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Peter and Ned took their usual route home, and Peter explained to Ned the feeling in his stomach.

“I dunno man, maybe you have food poisoning again.”

“no it's not like a sick feeling, well, like not a physical sick feeling, it's like my spidey senses have been ticked and now it won’t go away”

“When did it start?”

The realization hit hard.

“I gotta go man- Ill see you at school” and with that, he was off in a run until he was out of sight, and could swing his way to his apartment window.

He quickly changed into the suit and hollered a ‘gotta go’ to Aunt May. Within minutes he landed in front of Y/N, just a block away from her apartment.

“in public now too?” she teased him.

“listen I get you don’t want to tell me where you were sneaking off to, but I was thinking about it last night after I left your fire escape, and ever since then iv had this really bad feeling- like a physical- oh for fucks sake- my spidey senses have been peaked.”

She stopped dead in her tracks.

“what do these senses usually detect?” she asked quietly.

“most of the time, they tell me when something bad is about to happen.” Peters words sat heavy with her. He seemed frustrated and tired.

“did you sleep last night?”

“Y/N why is that important right now- can you please just- can you just reassure me your not in any danger?”

She paused for a moment, before grabbing his hand and pulling them into an alleyway.

“Listen I don’t wanna freak you out, but can we please go to my room to talk about this? How about tonight at 8, once my brother has left for work?”

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Peter could not be the friendly neighborhood spiderman that day. He tried to focus and do things he normally loved doing, but no crime in Queens seemed to distract him from the feeling in his body.

He swung around for hours and hours helping the little guy, but in reality, he was just trying to pass time.

Finally, it was time, and Peter carefully knocked on her window.

A few minutes passed, and he decided to knock again.

No answer.

Did she really stand him up? Was she even here?

Peter was just about to give up and leave when he felt the fire escape rattle. He looked over the ledge and his body relaxed.

“Sorry I'm late,” she said climbing off the ladder, and pushing a yellow folder into his arms.

“hold this please”

They climbed into her tiny room and it was exactly how Peter had imagined it. She had posters on her wall of bands he had never heard of before, and it was slightly messy, but in a comfortable way.

She went to her closet and pulled out another pile of papers before spreading them out on the carpet, and sitting down in front of them. She patted for Peter to sit next to her.

He took a closer look and realized she had spread out poorly printed photographs.

“I don’t understand-”

“that’s why I'm gonna explain it if you'll hand me the folder” she interrupted.

“as my brother was getting into his car, I slipped this from his briefcase without him noticing. He’s always so secretive about the papers that go into this folder- well okay let me back up. So the night that I snuck out, I was sneaking off to Lawrences office building. But the address he wrote as his work address on some mail he got, was not an office building at all. “

Peter jumped as a noise coming from outside her room.

“is that your parents?” he said panicked.

“No- I only live with Lawrence,” she said questioningly.

“it's probably Mrs. Henderson across the hall.”

“Anyway, the reason I decided to go in the first place didn’t seem like that big of a deal at first. I came into the kitchen a few days prior and saw he was rewiring some crazy tech gadget thingy. And like yeah, he works in programing but he's never brought anything cool home before, and then I got a closer look and noticed it had a STARK INDUSTRIES symbol. Now, these are where the files come into place. “

She pulled out some of the papers and searched them for a specific date, then she opened her laptop and googled the Washington post.

“a lot of tech from Stark Industries was stolen just after Iron Man’s death went public a few months ago”

And then she showed Peter a paper from her brother's folder listing every piece of technology they had stolen from Stark Industries.

Peter mentally winced at the mention.

“So I went to his ‘office’ which turned out to just be a warehouse, and snuck in through an open window... these are some of the photos I took, and these are photos of the stolen tech.”

Peter analyzed all the photos, and his heart sank. It didn’t sink because he realized they were the culprits, it sunk because they stole his intelligence. Tony’s work, his genius ideas and groundbreaking technology, most of which were never even publicized, was sitting in someone else's possession.

“so, do you feel better now?” she said quietly, noticing he hadn’t said a word the whole time.

Peter snapped back into reality.

“the uh- the feeling isn’t gone. I don’t know what it means.”

Both of them just sat in silence for a moment. She scooped up all the photos and put all the documents back into the folder. She slipped it all into her backpack.

“Wait- what are you gonna do with all that? I have to show someone this- someones gotta get that stuff back, it's probably extremely dangerous in the wrong hands I don't-”

“Spiderman. You're the someone. “ She said dumbfounded.

“what- what am I suppose to do?”

“Dear lord sometimes being the brains of the operation is a curse,” she said sarcastically, heading to her window.

“You coming?”

A/N: I really can’t tell if this is just a bad version of homecoming or if I'm on to something so

also I think there's gonna be one or two more chapters I'm not sureeeeee

ONE MORE THING can someone pls help a sis out I have no idea how to link my masterlist in my bio so that it's accessible for mobile users

comment if u wanna b added to the tag <3

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Queens | Part Three |

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: part Three

Part one Part two

The lunch bell rang, and Peter mentally prepared himself for the next class. After that, he had chemistry, and he could show Y/N the photo of spiderman he had planned out days before.

Math went by incredibly slow, even for someone like Peter who didn’t really need to pay attention to get the A.

Finally chemistry rolled around and Peter started to feel the nerves in his steps. He sat down at his shared desk, and got out his notebook and pen. The clock was ticking by. He expected her to walk in any second. The bell rang, and here she came, clumsy and late as always. She sat down and pulled out her notebooks and pen.

“Hey so remember that thing about Spider-Man you told me?” Peter said casually.

Her eyes grew wide and she leaned in close.

“You’re gonna spill my secret Parker, a little louder and I’d have Sarah up my ass about him.” She pointed to the girl in front of her who was busy making googly eyes with another classmate.

“Right right my bad I’m sorry I-“

“Hey hey calm down “ she laughed.

Peter let out a relieved breath and smiled back to her.

“Anyway?”

“Oh right!” Peter leaned in again. “I got a photo of him! Like up close!” He pulled out his phone and opened the photo.

“Oh my gosh, no way! Send that to me!” She took the phone to look at the photo better.

“Can I put my number in here so you can send it?”

Peter heart exploded and fell out of his chest pretty much at this point.

“No yeah that’s a great idea- you should definitely do that”

She typed in her number and handed Peter his phone back just as the teacher walked in.

Things were better than Peter could have imagined it to be. He got to talk to her during chemistry, and then Spider-Man got to see her after school. Plus he was one of the most popular superheroes in the world but that’s just a plus. ;)

That night Peter waited on her fire escape more nervous than usual. I guess he never really realized how dangerous this could be. If she found out it was him what would he do? It would either make talking to her in school super weird, or she wouldn’t actually fall for Peter, she would just fall for the idea of dating Spider-Man.

As these thoughts were rushing through his head he heard the window open.

“Hey spidey,” She said softly, joining him on the ledge.

“Hey- y/n”

He looked her up and down. How could someone look like that wearing sweats and a t-shirt?

“So give me the rundown.. what kinda things are happening in Queens tonight that requires Spider-Man’s assistance?”

“Well, there was an old lady that dropped her purse-“ he paused “so I picked it up for her...”

Y/n laughed the cutest laugh he swore he’d ever heard.

“Real crime-fighting shit I see”

He turned to her suddenly.

“You know I don’t know very much about you.. so far you do most of the question asking, I think it’s my turn” He teased.

“Ok shoot” she smiled back.

God her smile.

“Where were you going the first night we met?”

“Wow going in strong aren’t we? Try something lighter”

What? Strong? Why was that a strong question? Peter obviously assumed the worst and figured it was some hookup or something like that.

“Okay okay, what’s your favorite subject in school?”

“Chemistry.” She was sitting so loosely over the edge it made Peter a little nervous.

“And why’s that?”

“Remember that boy I mentioned?”

“Of course”

“Well we sit right next to each other, and today I even gave him my number blatantly.” She smiled to herself remembering how much of a nervous wreck he was.

“Oh?” Peter teased.

“Yeah- I mean he hasn’t texted me yet.. but I’m sure he will!”

Peter felt her mood shift.

“I’m sure he will too!”

He totally forgot to send her the photo. He was so busy being excited about tonight he never thought to text her.

“So you really like him?”

“I mean yeah. I don’t really think he is into anyone though. I don’t think he’s ever had a girlfriend... maybe he doesn't do the relationship thing I don’t know, he’s like super smart so I’m sure that’s where all his focus is” she finished.

Peter started to laugh and she cut him off with a jab in the ribs.

“Hey! I’m sure you’ve got someone at your school that I could make just as much fun of you for!”

“I’m not making fun!” He pleaded through his laughter, “I just think it’s cute how deeply you think into things.”

“Cute?”

“Or- you know-funny- its a good trait don’t get me wrong- it’s-“

“Ok ok don’t wear yourself out”

She looked at him for a long time with something new in her eyes, but even Peters’ tingle couldn’t decode it. ;)

“Well spidey this has been fun but my brother is gonna be wondering where I’m at”

Before she crawled back through her window she stopped and turned.

“Same time tomorrow?”

“Always” Peter replied.

“Harry Potter up in this bitch” she laughed before closing it behind her.

Peter smiled at that, what a dork she was.

Peter decided to go home around 1:30am and the first thing he did was send Y/N the photo of Spiderman.

A/N: THANKS FOR READING MY TRASH IT ACTUALLY MEANS SO MUCH

Side note I have been posting every day I think for three days and um I get my wisdom teeth out tomorrow so either I’m gonna write a few chapters tonight and make @morgannope post them if I can’t or maybe I’ll feel fine and be able to do it HOPEFULLY also bless up to her for being Y/N on the text messages 😂 I really was not about to edit a photo

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can i be added to the queens tag list?

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would you mind adding me to the queens tag list

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Can you put me on the queens tag list pleaseeee I just found it and really love it

Of course! ❤️❤️❤️

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Can you add me to the “Queens” tag list?

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could i be added to the queens taglist? i love it!

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Queens |Part Two|

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: Second part (here’s Part One)

Part Three

The weekend passed by, and Peter didn’t see her again. Believe me, he tried. Saturday he swung by her window like a thousand times, and Sunday he sat on the fire escape across from hers in between every neighborhood duty.

Monday came, and he counted down the minutes until Chemistry.

At lunch, Ned was trying to explain some Star Wars related story to Peter, but his mind was stuck on the girl who seemed to be fake laughing with her friends at their table.

Finally, chemistry rolled around, and she came into class a few seconds late as usual. She sat down and quietly got out her notebook.

The teacher wasn’t in the room yet, and everyone was quietly talking amongst themselves.

“Hey-“

“Y/N!” The girl in front of her cut Peter off.

She gave him a dirty look and pulled out one of Y/n’s headphones to grab her attention.

“Where were you all weekend? We missed you at the party...”

Y/n just shrugged and gave her a ‘sorry’ smile.

Peter thought back to Friday night. If she wasn’t sneaking out to go to a party, or go with her friends... where was she going?

Oh well, that’s none of his business he figured.

Her friend had turned back to some other girl, and Y/N was putting her headphone back in when Peter tried again.

“Hey-“ He said waving his hand by her to grab her attention.

She took out the headphone again and turned to him.

“What’s up?”

“Um I noticed your drawing Spider-Man- I wanted to say- well I wasn’t like spying on you or anything - but anyway I wanted to say it looks really good. Is it from a reference photo or just-?”

She smiled at his interest.

“Actually...” she leaned over closer to him and nudged for him to lean in.

“Don’t tell anyone okay? But he was on my fire escape this weekend. Kinda crazy shit for an average Friday night.”

His heart was beating so fast from being so close to her that he almost couldn’t focus on what she was saying.

“Yeah that’s- wow- that’s really cool” he breathed out finally.

Just as she was gonna respond, the teacher walked in and called the attention to the front.

He didn’t have another opportunity to talk to her all class, and afterward, her friend rushed her out.

It was okay though because that little conversation meant a lot to Peter. Little did he know, she was excited he finally talked to her. I mean he seemed pretty cool, and she knew he was like crazy smart, so she assumed he didn’t really think much of her and her average grades.

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Peter hatched an idea after telling Ned everything about Friday night and today in class on their walk home.

Ned agreed to help him take a photo of spiderman pretty close up so Peter could use it as conversation next time he was in class with her.

Suddenly his whole had gotten a lot more interesting, and that was coming from a literally superhero.

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Except he couldn’t use the photo, because she didn’t show up to school on Tuesday. Peter decided he would just accidentally perch on her fire escape again.

So after school on Tuesday, Peter rushed home after leaving Ned and changed into the suit. He sat on the ledge of her escape and watched over the street below.

Then, just as he had hoped, a window opened behind him, and the girl joined him on the ledge.

“You come here often?” He joked.

She laughed and kicked her feet around over the ledge.

“So spidey tell me, why is it I only see you fighting crime past 3pm? I mean isn’t their crime in the morning?”

“Well I got school so- I Mean - Well- oh no”

She turned to him suddenly.

“You’re in school??”

He didn’t know how to respond.

“Not any schools around here. Obviously, that would be too dangerous”

“Well I mean, that’s understandable. I guess not all super hero’s are gonna be 40-year-old men.”

She went back to looking over the skyline. Peter still didn’t speak.

“You know, just a second ago you reminded me of a boy in my class.”

Peter tensed up. This was gonna be dangerous territory.

“And who’s that?”

“His name is Peter. He seems really sweet but boy is he shy. Iv been waiting to see if he would talk to me all year and he finally just did yesterday.”

She was waiting for him? Peter felt his heartbeat increase. He would have done something so sooner if he knew she was waiting.

“Do you have a thing for him or something?” Peter teased.

“Honestly?” She laughed a little.

“Hell yeah. I mean he is very different than who I’m usually attracted to, but I’m tired of those people. The girls only ever want to drink and go to parties, and the guys just want arm candy. It’s boring you know? It’s the same thing every time.”

Spider-Man laughed.

“I didn’t know you were into both”

“You know what they say... the Bible said Adam aNd Eve, not Adam or Eve.”

Both Y/N and Peter erupted into a fit of laughs.

“Who says! Iv never heard that but got that’s funny!”

Just as she was about to chime back in, the bank down the street started blasting a security alarm.

“Well, I think that’s for you. Hey spidey!” She said as he was about to web off.

“Come back tomorrow won’t you?”

He nodded and smiled under his mask.

‘I could have come back tonight’ he thought to himself as he watched her climb back inside her window.

A/N: I can’t stop thinking about the interview with Tom and Everyone where they are answering googles most asked questions and “Can Tom Holland speak Spanish” comes up and everyone laughed and Tom just turns to the camera and goes “sí” like good god I’m in love with a giant fucking dumbass

Side note: I just posted the first part AND HOLY FUCK it’s only been a few hours and it’s got 70 something notes YALL REALLY MAKING ME FEEL LOVED I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE READING THIS SHIT WRITING

Also... tag list??? I am down to do that so lmk if you tryna be added

#peter parker #peter parker x reader #peter parker fanfiction #Spiderman x reader #ffh #ffh spoilers #spiderman homecoming #spiderman far from home #tom holland x reader #tom holland

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Queens |Part One|

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: Peter finally talks to the girl he’s been crushing on from his Chemistry class... just not in the way he had always hoped.

Part Two

Falling for someone is suppose to be easy. None of the movies ever show the parts where he likes her, but she doesn’t like him or vice versa. Sadly not everyone gets a movie-like fairy tale, and sadly, ‘everyone’ is Y/N.

He noticed so many little things about her, and she didn’t even know he existed. It’s not like she purposefully didn’t pay attention, she just didn’t really exist outside of her head. He watched her sit down in chemistry, and noticed how she bit the end of her pencil when she wasn’t writing. He noticed the way her leg bounced when she was staring out the window zoning out.

Over time, he found every little thing about her fascinating. His crush began to grow and grow until finally she was all he could think about.

“Ned I just- i don’t know. I want her so bad that sometimes it sucks and hurts physically knowing I can’t have her.”

Peter and Ned were on their normal route home.

“Listen man, you gotta talk to her. Just something simple- ya know, small talk”

“It’s not that easy, I mean we’ve never talked and it’s almost the second semester.” He huffed and kicked a pebble along the sidewalk.

“You’ll figure something out if you like her enough” Ned smiled, as he gave a single wave, and turned to head to his apartment.

Peter smiled and continued on his walk. He’d liked her since the first day of school when she sat down in the seat next to him in chemistry. He hadn’t said a single word to her though. Since then he started noticing her in the halls, talking to her friends, or usually walking with both headphones in.

The apartment door swung closed behind him, and Peter tore off his clothes as he moved to his room. Throwing his bag by his desk, he pulled his spider suit out of it.

Once he was out the window, the adrenaline began. This was the nightly rush he waited for every single day. Sirens in the distance caught his attention, and in the same second he was off to the glow of red and blue lights.

‘A neighborhood issue, for a neighborhood spider’ he sighed as he swung away from the small car chase he helped end.

He perched on a random fire escape, eyeing the movement below. It was Friday night so there were lots of people busying the streets.

Suddenly, a tingle in his feet told him to turn around.

The window behind him kicked open, and a familiar head of hair popped out with a thud. She was clearly in a hurry.

He turned to face the girl but before he could say anything she looked up and screamed, clearly not expecting someone to be out here with her.

“I’m so so sorry oh my g-“ peter quickly gasped, hopping onto the floor and standing up.

He noticed makeup on her, which is unusual because she doesn’t normally wear any to school. ‘She lookes a little too good’ he thought to himself.

“Um..?” She said quietly.

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to startle you I was just-“

“No It’s not your fault I’m easily startled” she laughed a little.

He smiled under the mask.

“Well um- I should probably go- sorry again.” He said scratching the back of his neck.

“Woah woah hold on! Spider-Man is on my Fire escape and I haven’t even gotten to introduce myself!” Happily, she stuck out her hand.

“Y/n”

Peter took her hand and it was just as small as he imagined it feeling in his hand.

“Spiderman” he said in a deeper voice.

She laughed again and they released hands.

“So, are you like sneaking out?”

“Um... don’t tell my mom okay?” She joked.

Peter laughed at the idea.

“Okay I probably won’t... well can I take you anywhere?”

Behind the suit he knew he didn’t have to be shy because she would never know it’s the boy in her chemistry class she catches staring at her all the time.

“You mean like- swinging around and stuff?”

“Well yeah- sorta”

“Yeah I’m gonna pass, that’s something I’ll have to leave to the famous Spider-Man” She teased again.

“Plus I don’t even know where I’m headed”

A tingle in Peters feet told him he would hear sirens any second.

“Well I feel like my cue is coming up. It’s nice to meet you Y/N. I wish you the best of luck tonight, especially climbing down this old ladder” he playfully shoved the old ladder with his foot. In the distance, sirens started, and she smiled at him before he jumped over the edge.

‘No fucking way’ he thought to himself.

When he arrived at the sirens it was just another usual drunk driver, and Peter told the officer he could take the man home.

That night Peter couldn’t sleep a wink. It didn’t mean much in reality, but it was still big news Peter talked to her, or at least Spider-Man talked to her- and that was enough to give him butterfly’s.

Part Two??? Lmk fools

A/N : we don’t know what this is I’m just in my peter feels recently

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itsmyfuneralokay · 5 years

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hey btw if ur transphobic don’t interact with my blog. we support trans people here

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itsmyfuneralokay · 6 years

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don’t know what to do at this point