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inkmage13 · 15 days
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Not everything is about Frankenstein but it could be
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inkmage13 · 2 months
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I mean I had theories about bigtop burger, sure, but an alien clown getting banished from his homeworld because he got stage fright during a ritual production of the musical cats, (by getting shot out of a cannon,) and slingshotting into the path of earth and killing the dinosaurs on his way to the core of the planet, was not on my radar for some reason
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inkmage13 · 2 months
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Wait a minute. Lucifer was god's favorite angel until his betrayal, when he was banished to hell and became a monster. The Creature was Victor's precious creation until he came to life and was horrifying, and he was banished to the wilderness to become a monster. Hold on a minute-
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inkmage13 · 2 months
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Happy Valentine's Day aroace-spec nation 💚💜
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inkmage13 · 3 months
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Diversity win! The Onceler (The Lorax 2012) has Marfan syndrome
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inkmage13 · 3 months
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Do vegans let their babies drink breast milk
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inkmage13 · 4 months
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inkmage13 · 4 months
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I am so not normal about amnesia was her name by lemon demon. The speaker becomes less and less coherent throughout the song, but he always remembers a girl who he calls Amnesia with some positive association. She is his doctor, his caregiver, his partner. When he has surgery, presumably for a brain tumor, he wakes up and Amnesia is gone. He can't remember who she is or, even worse, she was never real. Neil Cicierega are you fucking okay
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inkmage13 · 4 months
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I ran into one of my childhood bullies and asked how she was doing, and she told me her dad wanted euthanasia due to some unspecified illness. Then her dad walked over to us and said, idk why it's illegal, I want to die.
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inkmage13 · 5 months
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"There is no Labraham Lincoln" will be entering my regular vocabulary
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inkmage13 · 6 months
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Real men take women's multivitamins because they are slightly iron deficient
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inkmage13 · 7 months
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you won't fucking believe this
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inkmage13 · 8 months
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A comprehensive list of every single Frankenstein adaptation i have ever read/watched and my reviews of them
Universal Frankenstein 1931
I hate this movie with my whole being. It's like they read the book upside down and backwards. Hate the creature's design. 1/10
Young Frankenstein
A hilarious spoof of the Universal film. Gene Wilder kills it as Frederick von Frankenstein. Creature design is much better than Universal, I love the non functional zipper on his neck. So silly and goofy. 9/10 (minus one point for Creech fucking being an important joke/plot point bc it makes me uncomfortable)
Junji Ito's Frankenstein
A mostly faithful comic adaptation of the original novel. Creature design is fantastic but he has short hair for some reason. Very cool art. 8/10
Frankenstein Alive, Alive!
Literally my favorite graphic novel. Bernie Wrightson cared about the Creature so much and it really shows. Incredible adaptation exploring the rest of Creech's life. 11/10 cannot recommend enough
Frankenweenie
Great Tim Burton movie. I love Sparky. Another successful spoof of the Universal film. 7/10 (minus points for being lowkey racist/xenophobic)
The Rocky Horror Show / Picture Show
I'm lumping in the musical and movie together. I love RHPS with my whole being. And it's a weirdly good adaptation. Dr. Frank N Furter's desire to create the perfect artificial man is explicitly queer. Rocky is born and immediately starts singing about how he's confused and miserable. 8/10
I, Frankenstein
Not a great movie but I did kind of enjoy it. Adam Frankenstein is caught in the celestial war of good and evil because he is neither human nor demon. His design sucks because he's just a guy, not nearly fucked up enough. Also he's not an incel which is very out of character unfortunately. 5/10
The Dark Descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein
What the fuck is this book. Reading it was a roller coaster ride of "ok i dig this" and "what the actual fuck am I reading". All you need to know is the author sucks the human soul out of Victor and makes Creech a furry. 2/10
Frankenstein: A New Musical
I love this musical!! It's mostly book accurate with great portrayals of every single character. The original production's Creature design sucks though, it's literally just the actor with no prosthetics or makeup or anything. The music ranges from average musical stuff to absolute bangers. 9/10
Edward Scissorhands
I love this movie so I'm counting it because the Inventor makes an artificial human which is basically Frankensteining. Edward is adorable I love him so much. I think the movie is a great metaphor for the treatment of disabled/neurodivergent people in society. 8/10
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Specifically Sally and Dr. Finkelstein. Dr. Finkelstein is a super shitty dad to his creation, and Sally just wants to go out in the world and be a normal monster girl. As a Frankenstein adaptation 9/10 also 10/10 movie
X Files: The Post-Modern Prometheus
Incredible retelling with fantastic references to the original text. Mulder and Scully get justice for a monster in a crazy small town. And the episode is in black and white for no reason other than drama. But for some reason the Creature, who is called El Mutato, r**es people so for that unfortunately 7/10
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inkmage13 · 8 months
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Autism be damned he can hear his name blackened by his crime haunting him and taunting as it echoes through all time
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inkmage13 · 8 months
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Jumanji is a reverse isekai (a bunch of weird shit is teleported into the normal world)
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inkmage13 · 10 months
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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤
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inkmage13 · 11 months
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frankenstein creature boob mouse pad
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