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incorrectmarley · 2 years
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Bertholdt: What's a G spot?
Reiner: A guitar string.
Porco: No dumbass. Its the thing helicopters land on.
Reiner: But that's a big H-
Zeke: For gods sake just google it.
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incorrectmarley · 2 years
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Reiner: I'm making a documentary about my life. Zeke you should play my father.
Zeke: I don't want to be your father.
Reiner: Perfect you already know your lines.
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incorrectmarley · 2 years
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𝗭𝗲𝗸𝗲 : 𝖧𝖾𝗅𝗉𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋 𝗍𝗂𝗉! 𝖥𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗁𝗒𝗌𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝖿𝗎𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾.
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incorrectmarley · 2 years
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𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : 𝖵𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋.
𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶 : 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍.
𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : *𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝖿*
𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶 : 𝖵𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇.
𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : 𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 ?
𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶, 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 : 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗒𝖾𝗌.
𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼, 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿 : 𝖭𝖮-
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incorrectmarley · 2 years
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( 𝖮𝗎𝗍, 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗌 )
𝗨𝗱𝗼 : 𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 .
𝗭𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗮 : 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝖾𝗍 .
𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼 : 𝖳𝗈𝗈 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝖾𝗍 ...
𝗨𝗱𝗼 : 𝖣𝗂𝖽 𝗐𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 ?
𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗶 : * 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝖽𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 *
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