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incorrect-ralvez · 1 day
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Luke: Stop doing that.
Spencer: Stop doing what?
Luke: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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incorrect-ralvez · 2 days
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the stupid queue option SUCKS cuz why did it post another post not even 10 minutes after my last one gdmashanaa
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incorrect-ralvez · 2 days
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Garcia: Why do you look like that?
Luke, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Garcia: Like you’re dead.
Luke: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to die.
Rossi: Luke accidentally called Spencer “babe” in front of everyone today.
Luke: *sobs into the floor*
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incorrect-ralvez · 2 days
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Derek: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Spencer: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Luke I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Spencer, very much awake: Uh oh.
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incorrect-ralvez · 3 days
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Spencer: I love you.
Luke: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Spencer and Luke kiss passionately*
Emily, to Garcia: You owe me 20 dollars.
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incorrect-ralvez · 5 days
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Spencer: Wow, they really hate us.
Luke: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Spencer: But we’re not gay, Luke.
Luke:
Spencer:
Luke: We’re not?
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incorrect-ralvez · 5 days
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Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.
Rossi: Here.
Emily, pocketing it: Thanks. Morgan, break down the door.
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incorrect-ralvez · 6 days
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Hotch: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Emily, rushing in: Hotch! Derek tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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incorrect-ralvez · 7 days
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aa no sry i am not 😭 ! but im good ty :33 i have a bunch of wips which im hoping to finish soon but rn im finishing up a fic which im hoping to post today :D !!
Luke: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Spencer: That’s called arrhythmia
Luke: I get that feeling every time I see you
Spencer: You can die from it.
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incorrect-ralvez · 7 days
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yeahh i was the one who wrote it too :3 lol
Luke: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Spencer: That’s called arrhythmia
Luke: I get that feeling every time I see you
Spencer: You can die from it.
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incorrect-ralvez · 7 days
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Derek: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Spencer: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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incorrect-ralvez · 8 days
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Luke: I have a new hoodie.
Spencer: Wrong.
Spencer: We have a new hoodie.
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incorrect-ralvez · 8 days
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*Luke comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in the bedroom.*
Spencer: Luke, are you.. coming to bed?
Luke: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend.
Luke: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Spencer: ...
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incorrect-ralvez · 13 days
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Derek: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
JJ: 420?
Derek: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Rossi: 69.
Derek: Yeah it was 69.
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incorrect-ralvez · 14 days
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i didn't post anything on this blog WHY DID MY REBLOG GO HERE
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incorrect-ralvez · 15 days
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Rossi: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Hotch: Yeah-
Derek: *kicks in the door*
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incorrect-ralvez · 16 days
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After finding out Spencer and Luke were together
Garcia: I tried to be supportive for Spencer, I really did. But, I wanted to kill myself.
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