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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: Knock knock

Scott: Who's there?

Scott: Wood!

Scott: Wood who?

Hope: Would you please stop talking to yourself?

Scott: Okay.

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Hope: I am a victim of a hate crime.

Scott: Tony talking is not a hate crime.

Hope: but I hate it.

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[incorrect-antman]

Tony: How's your day going, Lang?

Scott: What are you, a cop?

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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Hope: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: I love dark humor.

Hope: Really?

Scott, turns off light: Wanna hear a joke?

Hope: I love you.

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[incorrect-antman]

Luis: Scott we can't be friends anymore

Scott: What??? Why???

Luis, who was about to tell him he liked him: UH...

Luis, sweating: Cause we're gonna be BESTIES!

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[incorrect-antman]

Luis: Who is this?!

Scott: Luis! Let us in!

Luis: Don't lie to me! I'm Luis!

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[incorrect-antman]

Hope: Is he okay??

Luis: I think so! He's just staring into space, he must be in a very deep thought.

Scott: [humming Wii music]

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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: I'm a confident driver.

Hope: You nearly ran Tony Stark over.

Scott: Confidently!

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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: Hey peanut, what's going on?

Cassie: Teenage rebellion.

Scott: Hell yeah, stick it to the old people.

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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: Luis is my other 10%

Hank: why’d you do it Scott? why did you escape to Germany without telling us?

Scott: Hope wasn’t there and she’s like 90% of my impulse control

[incorrect-antman]

Hope: Name a better duo than my fear of abandonment and insinct to self isolate. I'll wait.

Scott: You and I.

Hope, voice cracking: Alright.

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[incorrect-antman]

Steve: Tony.

Tony: Steven.

Natasha: Steve?!

Scott: Scott!

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[incorrect-antman]

Hope: Do you remember anything?

Scott: Just the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Hope: There wasn't an ambulance? I drove.

Scott: but I heard a siren??

Hope: That was Luis.

Luis: I was nervous!

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[incorrect-antman]

Hank: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them it's "intelligent" and "really cool".

Hank: but when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

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[incorrect-antman]

Sam: Yeah so... I guess I'm Captain America now!

Scott: I am strangely turned on right now.

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[incorrect-antman]

Scott: I'm so sad.

Luis: Don't be sad because sad spelled backwards is das.

Luis: and das not good

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