here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts
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this whole "job thing" is rlly starting to get in my way. i need to watch made up people falling in love on tv, and then i need to read more extensively about it online. why is that so hard to understand
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Not me having an actual mental breakdown at work because of my abuser Lmaoo
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i wish i could pause life and lay in bed for 3 months and just catch my fucking breath
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What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.
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peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine
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When it's everything you ever hoped for 👊😔🔥
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Sometimes I shine so beautifully that even I cannot stare at myself without sunglasses - other times I look and feel like wet New York garbage
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don't go where I can't follow
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