icecreamandre

[icecreamandre]

we're reaching out to you regarding your car's extended warranty. This is a final courtesy call. Ask one of our qualified operators for more information, available 24-7.

I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #andre asks #andre lore

[icecreamandre]

are you alive??

I was serving my sentence for ice cream related crimes. Turns out Paris *can* prosecute akumas, but only if they are food related.

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #andre asks #andre lore

[icecreamandre]

I just got done with the community service hours I owed for operating my ice cream cart without a license.

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #andre lore

[icecreamandre]

How come no one ever misses me? :(

I miss Chat Cutie Patootie Noir :(

#ladybug #andre the ice cream man

[icecreamandre]

what flavor ice cream am I?

Caramel with mint and blueberries. The person you love has green eyes and blue hair.

#andre the ice cream man #andre asks #miraculous ladybug

[icecreamandre]

@lady-nette I’m using this as advertising on my new ice cream cart

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #lady-nette

[icecreamandre]

I had to get a new ice cream cart again :(

Why did everyone disappear

[icecreamandre]

It’s getting harder to find insurance for my ice cream cart because my cart keeps getting destroyed :(

furball scaped again any and all signs of arson may be from him

#andre the ice cream man #rose lavillant #juleka couffaine #nino lahiffe

[icecreamandre]

I'm gonna ship you and Andre Bourgeois

I’d much rather be shipped with M. Ramier

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #andre asks #andre lore

[icecreamandre]

So sad that no one has said my ice cream :(

#miraculous #andre the ice cream man

[icecreamandre]

Don’t worry Ladybug, the people of Paris (tumblr) will always be here for you!

Psst LB none of your reblogs are showing up in my notifications feed on either of my accounts

-the guy behind the ice cream

Yeah :( there is something wrong with my tumblr and I don’t know how to fix it. I contacted tumblr support but they haven’t replied

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #ladybug

[icecreamandre]

Kissing…but no love?

What about you, are you a good kisser or do I have to ask @officially-ladybug?

:3c ask ladybug

[icecreamandre]

Andre what flavor of ice cream am I

I won't come off anon so you'll just have to go off of vibes

Burnt rubber

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous #andre asks

[icecreamandre]

Chat Noir and marinette sitting on a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

And there is nothing you can do about it-

Boohooo that must suck 😂😂

I don’t believe Marinette would cheat on love of her life Adrien Agreste. Chat Noir needs to keep his home wrecking away from her.

#andre the ice cream man #miraculous ladybug #andre asks

[icecreamandre]

B-but my ice cream :(

Also you are kissing him? But not in love? Hm🤔

are you a good kisser?

Idk ask Chat Noir

#chat noir #ladybug #andre the ice cream man

[icecreamandre]

The truth comes out!

I knew you two were in love!

are you a good kisser?

Idk ask Chat Noir

#chat noir #ladybug #andre the ice cream man

[icecreamandre]

I can't stop thinking about the news out of Palestine. Israel is sieging al Shifa hospital. Videos of people's limbs being severed off are haunting (graphic video tw). The hospital has ran out of fuel and 39 babies in incubators are fending for their lives by themselves, because Israel has stationed snipers around the hospital and is shooting all medical crew that walks into their sight.

First, the narrative was Israel would never bomb hospitals. Now, the hospitals are Hamas bases. Then, we respect journalists. Now, we have a fucking kill list of journalists because they are Hamas collaborators. First, we are not letting fuel in until the hostages are released. Now, we are not accepting the hostages back because that would stop our ground invasion and let Hamas win. And I could go on about every single lie they're making up. If you look up "Hamas rape" on google, the first link leads to Times of Israel saying Israel has found no forensic evidence of sexual violence, and only one eyewitness testimony out of 3.5k people attending the rave. If you Google "Hamas beheaded babies" the top links say they have no evidence for the claim besides word of mouth from extremist soldiers. Israeli extremists think about the ugliest goriest scene they can make out in their sick heads, tell that to a international journalist and they run away with it like it's gospel.

And children are being killed in the name of these lies. Thousands are being displaced in images that remind me of the pictures of Tantura 75 years ago, with their hands up so the tanks don't shoot them. Amputees are leaving the hospitals in wheelchairs hours after their surgeries because they are being shot at. Elders who survived the Nakba on 48 are having to walk towards Southern Gaza on foot (imagine walking from one end of your city to the other on foot), displaced again. People are cheering for the haunting images of white phosphorus bombs being dropped over Gaza. Gazan workers who were arrested in the West Bank are being thrust back into the bombings wearing numbered labels.

This is not normal. We are seeing the early stages of the settler colonial genocide of an indigenous population. Native leaders who have visited Gaza say its refugee camps look eerily like reservations. We can stop this. For the first time we are able to see wide scale accounts from the hands of the people suffering the genocide, and Israel is so scared of it they have cut all communications in Gaza.

This is our litmus test. I think we have never seen more clearly, with Palestine, Armenia, Congo and Sudan how colonialism has made our world a rotten place to live in.

The South African apartheid collapsed due to boycotts. We have to do everything in our power to stop Israel's hegemony. Even talking to a group of friends about Palestine changes the status quo. There's no world where we can live peacefully if Israel accomplishes their goals.

Educate yourself. Read into Palestinian history and the occupation. You can't common sense people out of decades of propaganda. If your arguments crumble when a zionist brings up the "disengagement of Gaza", you have to learn more.

Read Decolonize Palestine. They have 15 minute reads that concisely explain the occupation (and its colonial roots) and debunk popular myths, including pinkwashing.

Read on Palestine. Here's an amazing masterpost.

Verso Book Club is giving out free books on Palestine (I personally downloaded Ten Myths about Israel by Ilan Pappe).

Keep yourself updated and share Palestinian voices. Muna El-Kurd said every tweet is like a treasure to them, because their voices are repressed on social media and even on this very app. Make it your action item to share something about the Palestinian plight everyday. Here are some resources:

Al Jazeera, Anadolu Agency, Mondoweiss

Boycott Divest Sanction Movement

Palestinian Youth Movement is organizing protests and direct action against weapons factories across the US

Mohammed El-Kurd (twitter / instagram)

Muhammad Shehada (twitter)

Motaz Azaiza (instagram) - reporting directly from Gaza.

Hind Khudary - reporting directly from Gaza. Her husband and daughter moved South to run from the tanks but she stayed behind to record the genocide. The least we can do is not let her calls fall on deaf ears.

You can participate in boycotts wherever you are in the world, through BDS guidelines. Don't be overwhelmed by gigantic boycott lists. BDS explicitly targets only a few brands which have bigger impact. You can stop consuming from as many brands as you want, though, and by all means feel free to give a 1 star review to McDonalds, Papa John, Pizza Hut, Burger King and Starbucks. Right now, they are focusing on boycotting the following:

Carrefour, HP, Puma, Sabra, Sodastream, Ahava cosmetics, Israeli fruits and vegetables

Push for a cultural boycott - pressure your favorite artist to speak out on Palestine and cancel any upcoming performances on occupied territory (Lorde cancelled her gig in Israel because of this. It works.)

If you can, participate in direct action or donate.

Palestine Action works to shut down Israeli weapons factories in the UK and USA, and have successfully shut down one of their firms in London.Some of the activists are going on trial and are calling for mobilizing on court.

Palestinian Youth Movement is organizing direct actions to stop the shipping of wars to Israel. Follow them.

Educate yourself. Read into Palestinian history and the occupation. You can't common sense people out of decades of propaganda. If your arguments crumble when a zionist brings up the "disengagement of Gaza", you have to learn more.

Read Decolonize Palestine. They have 15 minute reads that concisely explain the occupation (and its colonial roots) and debunk popular myths, including pinkwashing.

Read on Palestine. Here's an amazing masterpost.

Verso Book Club is giving out free books on Palestine (I personally downloaded Ten Myths about Israel by Ilan Pappe. If you still believe in the two states solution, this book by an Israeli professor debunks it).

Call your representatives. The Labour Party in the UK had an emergency meeting after several councilors threatened to resign if they didn't condemn Israeli war crimes. Calling to show your complaints works, even more if you live in a country that funds genocide.

FOR PEOPLE IN THE USA: USCPR has developed this toolkit for calls, here's a document that autosends emails to your representatives and here's a toolkit by Ceasefire in Gaza NOW!

FOR PEOPLE IN EUROPE: Here's a toolkit by Voices in Europe for Peace targeting the European Parliament and one specific for almost all countries in Europe, including Germany, Ireland, Poland, Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, Greece, Norway, Italy, Portugal, Spain, Finland, Austria, Belgium Romania and Ukraine

FOR PEOPLE IN THE UK: Friends of Al-Aqsa UK and Palestine Solidarity UK have made toolkits for calls and emails

FOR PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA: Here's a toolkit by Stand With Palestine

FOR PEOPLE IN CANADA: Here's a toolkit by Indepent Jewish Voices for Canada

Join a protest. Here's a constantly updating list of protests:

Global calendar

Another global calendar (go to the instragram of the organizers to confirm your protest)

USA calendar

Australia calendar

Feel free to add more.