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Funny how, while completely polyamorous, I find myself having to learn to be alone again. Even with a situationship and a casual dating situation going on. I can’t decide if wanting to feel wanted constantly is a trauma response, as I don’t really worry about being left etc. I’m quite securely attached. I just, apparently, am a true attention whore for my important people. Even as an introvert lol.
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She has a bookshelf for a heart,
And ink runs through her veins,
She'll write you into her story,
With the typewriter in her brain,
Her bookshelf's getting crowded,
With all the stories that she's penned,
Of the people who flicked through her pages,
But closed the book before the end,
And there's ones pushed to the very back,
That sits collecting dust,
With its title in her finest writing,
"The one's who lost my trust",
There's books she's scared to open,
And books she doesn't close,
Stories of every person she's met,
Stretched out in endless rows,
Some people have only a sentence,
While others once held a main part,
Thousands of inky footprints,
That they've left across her heart,
You might wonder why she does this,
Why write of people she once knew?
But she hopes one day she'll mean enough,
For someone to write about her too.
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23 tiny specimens in a dollhouse china cabinet
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gratuitousbadger · 3 years
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💛⚡🏡😀☀😀🏡⚡💛
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Emoji spell to find and buy/rent a new home successfully as soon as possible.
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⚡Likes charge⚡
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gratuitousbadger · 3 years
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based on the story from the first branch of the mabinogi
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Kinda weird how you say you’re against fascism yet you shut down anyone just because they share a different opinion than you. You guys are exactly what you say you hate... FASCIST! How come I have never seen any member of antifa actually sit down with someone and have a civil debate? I’ve only ever seen them yell and throw tantrums. Doesn’t look good for you guys, yikes.
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Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Do not be dismayed to learn that you are being piloted by a small colony of rats. It will change surprisingly little about your life. What is life about if not learning to expect the unexpected.
Taurus: All the tension and stress you’ve been dealing with will finally come out in the form of mild adrenaline based superstrength that surfaces in a fit of erotic rage. 
Gemini: Careful Gemini! You may be interrupted in the midst of your daily oscillation session. Don’t let it ruin your day, hold a house meeting and make sure everyone is on the same page.
Cancer: You’ve been pushing yourself pretty hard in pursuit of your goals. The stars say to allow yourself to rest. Consider spending a day collecting delicious sap.
Leo: Make sure to stretch before collapsing into a prophetic fugue state. The rapturous convulsions can cause neck/back strain. Consider a back brace or praying really really hard.
Virgo: Are you interested in things? Stuff? Today will be your lucky day Virgo! Careful not to freak out when your day is full of both things and stuff.
Libra: Consider introducing yourself to the greyish humanoid figure that always appears at a set distance from you in low light conditions. It may take an illuminated sign but socialization is important for these sorts of things.
Scorpio: Relieve stress by planning a trip that isnt a trip to a place that isnt a place. Relieve stress by conceiving of time collapsed into a single semipermeable plane of events that anchors all the things that could be.
Ophiuchus:  When the stars said that pushing yourself this hard would take an emotional toll we didn’t mean it like an actual payment of currency. No it is not taxable.
Sagittarius: Careful not to blunt those sharp eyes on an unforgiving task. Passion for learning is all well and good, but you’re venturing into uncharted territory that may contain things that want your eyes.
Capricorn: Clever though you are, the stars and I recommend against making an alchemical duplicate of yourself to help with the workload. That sort of thing never goes well.
Aquarius: An upcoming social event will be so rife with intrigue it will spawn a sentient thoughtform that will slowly begin to murder people as the night progresses. Just make sure to duck out early. 
Pisces: Your constant near death experiences may be putting you under some stress. Time for some light reading, or maybe some breathing exercises. Honestly the stars say you’re handling constantly being faced with your own mortality pretty well.
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gratuitousbadger · 3 years
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here’s to the bright art journal spreads that I’ve created! if you want to support my work, here’s my Instagram, YouTube, and shop 🌸
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Baby Witch Bootcamp Masterlist
Baby Witch Bootcamp began as a series of informational videos on my YouTube channel. This series is my attempt to meet a need for free, accessible, and well-researched information about witchcraft and other forms of magic. My background is in journalism, and this is the approach that I take with this series – I try to be as transparent as possible about where I get my information, which means including lots of quotes and sources. I also try to keep this series as objective as possible – my goal is not to convince you to practice witchcraft a certain way, but to provide you with the tools and resources you need to create a magical practice that fits your own beliefs, values, and spiritual needs.
Part 1: Basics of Magic and Energy
Chapter One: What Is Magic? Why Does It Work? [Video version on YouTube]
Chapter Two: Meditation for Witches [Video version on YouTube]
Chapter Three: How to Ground Yourself [Video version on YouTube]
Chapter Four: How to Find Good Witchcraft Books
Chapter Five: The Ethics of Witchcraft [Video version on YouTube]
Part 2: Spellcasting
Chapter Six: How to Cast Spells That Work [Video version on YouTube]
Chapter Seven: What Are Correspondences and How Do I Use Them in Spells?
Chapter Eight: Using the Elements in Your Spells
Chapter Nine: Magic Herbs You Can Find at the Grocery Store
Chapter Ten: Add Some Oomph to Your Spells with Magical Timing
Part 3: Divination and Psychic Abilities
Chapter Eleven: Tapping into Your Psychic Senses
Chapter Twelve: Divination Basics
Chapter Thirteen: So You Want to Learn Tarot
Chapter Fourteen: Psychic Protection
Chapter Fifteen: When NOT To Trust Your Intuition
Part 4: Engaging with the Spirit World
Chapter Sixteen: Intro to Spirit Work
Chapter Seventeen: Working with Spirits
Chapter Eighteen: Communicating with Spirits
Chapter Nineteen: Banishing Nasty Spirits
Chapter Twenty: Pathworking and Astral Travel
Part 5: Incorporating Witchcraft into Your Everyday Life
Chapter Twenty-One: Little Acts of Everyday Magic
Chapter Twenty-Two: Building a Magical Home
Chapter Twenty-Three: Magical Journaling
Chapter Twenty-Four: Kitchen Witchin’  
Chapter Twenty-Five: Practicing in Secret
Part 6: Controversial Magic
Chapter Twenty-Six: Using Human Body Parts in Spells
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Blood Magic
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Curses and Hexes
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Conjuring Dark Spirits
Chapter Thirty: Sex Magic
Part 7: Social Issues
Chapter Thirty-One: Cultural Appropriation
Chapter Thirty-Two: Magic vs Medicine?
Chapter Thirty-Three: Keeping Consumerism out of Your Craft
Chapter Thirty-Four: Earth-Friendly Witchcraft 
Chapter Thirty-Five: Witchcraft and Activism
Other Helpful Links for New Witches
Why the Law of Attraction Is an Unhealthy Mindset
How to Recognize a Cult or Cult-like Group
How To Find a Safe Witchy/Pagan Teacher or Group
Why Spells Don’t Work
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gratuitousbadger · 3 years
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Turtle pumpkin pie (no bake option)
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If you listen, her tapping very much adds to the music.
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