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Grandma’s Mushroom Cakes Recipe

Ingredients:

-Mushrooms (one for each cake)

-Well-aged baby teeth (one for each cake)

-Silence

-Darkness

-Cold

-Vinegar

Instructions:

Plant the teeth in the mushroom. Water them generously with vinegar. Leave them alone in the dark, quiet darkness, until the silence of dead things turns into the silence of growing, awaiting things. Collect the cakes before ripening. Do not let them ripen.

Serve cold.

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Grandma’s Marinated Chicken Recipe

Ingredients:

-One living chicken

-A good singing voice

-A spoonful of sea salt

-Raw, mammalian meat as needed

-Vinegar

Instructions:

Sing to the chicken each night, after the moon sets. When the chicken’s hunger grows, feed the meat to it. Let it feast. After a week, give it the spoonful of salt, and nothing else from then on. When it will appear to you again, it will be ripe and ready. Add vinegar to your liking, and serve cold.

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Grandma’s Birthday Caul Recipe

Ingredients:

-One pig caul

-A spoonful of sugar

-A spoonful of human blood

-Vinegar

-Saltwater

Instructions:

Let the caul soak in vinegar for a day. Add sugar and blood. After another day, move the caul to the saltwater. Let the caul gestate and grow until you can recognize the birthday boy/girl’s face in it. When the special day comes, serve cold, possibly between the first and the second contractions.

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Grandma’s Vegetarian Meatball Recipe

Ingredients:

-A thorny plant

-An heir of noble blood

-Moonlight

-Vinegar

Instructions:

Let the heir prick their index finger on the plant thorn (be sure to draw blood). Irrigate the plant with vinegar every moonlit night for three months. Do not approach the plant on new moons. When you start to see a pale child around the plant, harvest. Do not aknowledge the child during the harvest. After ensuring that the moon is not visible from your dining room, serve cold.

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Grandma’s Raw Orange Recipe

Ingredients:

-One cooked orange

-Wasted time

-An inevitability

-Butter

Instructions:

Waste your time thinking about the inevitability of entropy in cooking. Boil the orange. Ponder on the butter. Serve cold, and uncooked.

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Grandma’s Special August Recipe

Ingredients:

-Octavian August Caesar’s bones

-Cerebrospinal fluid (human)

-Chicken skin

-Tomatoes

Instructions:

Recompose Octavian’s skeleton. Fill the cranial cavity with as much whole tomatoes as you can. Wrap the the rib cage in chicken skin. Boil the body in cerebrospinal fluid. After the dissolution of the second triumvirate, serve cold.

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Grandma’s Steamed Faces Recipe

Ingredients:

-Relatives (with faces)

-Vinegar

-Salt

-Butter

Instructions:

Peel away your relative’s faces, leaving them alive. Rub their faceless heads with butter. Boil the faces in vinegar. Add salt. Reapply the faces. Serve cold.

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Grandma’s Egg Cake Recipe

Ingredients:

-Human urine

-Pig Blood

-Pickled eggs

Instructions:

Soak the eggs in pig blood for a year and a day. Boil in urine. Serve cold.

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Grandma’s Fleshsoup Recipe

Ingredients:

-a chicken, boneless

-a number of frankfurter sausages

-a fistful of origan

-water

Instructions:

Boil until the meat is ripe. Add origan. Serve cold.

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