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[friendlyneighbornerd]

you know I've seen a lot of hero/villain dynamic tropes be talked about and why is it always romantic, comedy or child soldier??? I wanna see a hero/villain dynamic that's totally platonic, not solely for comedy, AND isn't the child soldier thing (though I will always eat up "villain takes in child soldier who was forced to fight by the government/people/prophecy/whatever")

can we get a hero/villain dynamic of two incredibly tired people who just want to make the world a better place in their own ways that eventually realize the world is a lost cause and instead focus on creating a place people can safely ride out the apocalypse???

can we get a hero/villain dynamic of a villain who does evil because they've never seen good in the world and a hero who notices this and decides to drag the villain around to see the parts of world that are worth saving???

can we get a hero/villain dynamic of a hero who knows society is full of shit, who knows the government doesn't have people's best interest at heart, who knows everyone they fight for are assholes, but fights anyway because they can't see how anyone would show anymore care for them than they do and a villain who basically becomes the hero's platonic soulmate and showers them with all the love and care they never got???

MORE PLATONIC HERO/VILLIAN DYNAMICS THAT AREN'T PARENTAL DAMMIT

#writing prompts #hero/villain

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do you ever realize months after something happened that it'd make a lovely answer for "tell me about yourself"

anyway if I had a nickel for every time a random old lady with a cane almost died right next to me and my sister during an outdoor event while we were eating and we just stood there like O-O in the summer of 2023 I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#why did that happen twice??? #why do old ladies keep getting hospitalized right next to me while I'm eating??? #like girl can you die later I wanna enjoy my food without the guilt of not helping despite being right next to you #what am I even supposed to do in that situation??? #that's gonna be my only response to “tell me about yourself” now tho #solely to see the looks on peoples faces

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welcome to the chaos there is no theme or category just whatever my ADHD brain desires

reblog and I'll inbox you the first song I think of when I look at your blog with absolutely no explanation.

You could do the same for me if you want?

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I got no clue what I'd actually be called but agender is the closest term I've found

Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

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misspelt the word galaxy just now and honestly I'm now considering the idea of starting to call it a falazy instead because my little goblin brain thinks that's funny as shit

#after spelling galaxy as falazy i proceeded to repeatedly spell it as galazy so i guess i just cant hit the x button on my keyboard #at least not within the first seventeen tries

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Random thought:

how funny would it be if we took the playable character highest up in the justice system for each released nation (excluding archons) and had them all interact

this would mean Neuvillette for Fontaine, Cyno for Sumeru, Sara for Inazuma (I think she'd be the highest in the Inazuman justice system other than Raiden), Ninguangg for Liyue and Jean for Mondstadt

cause like I really wanna see those five interact

just imagining it I feel like it'd be very professional until Cyno eventually made a horrible pun (cause you know he's gonna do it at some point) the joke would probably get a chuckle out of Jean and maybe Ninguangg Neuvillette's gonna be wheezing whether it's because he genuinely found the joke funny or he's laughing at how bad it is we may never know (If you don't understand why go listen to Neuvillette's English About the Vision II) Poor Sara is gonna be standing there questioning the life choices that brought her to this hellscape and considering the potential consequences of decking the general mahamatra

#kujou sara #cyno #neuvillette #ninguang #jean genshin impact #genshin impact

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I've gotten my missing assignments done so expect Wriothesley as Childe's dad au content sometime soon (If I remember) until then enjoy my guesses at Fontaine character's love languages

Neuvillette: 100% physical affection you cannot convince me otherwise

Furina: This girl is blushing screaming kicking her feet at words of affirmation

Navia: Definitely gift giving except majority of her gifts are home made snacks but like is that really a bad thing

Clorinde: Through process of elimination I've concluded that she's acts of service

Charlotte: I'd say quality time she seems like the type to feel the most loved when hanging out whether in silence or actually talking

Wriothesley: He could go a few ways like he's either words of affirmation acts of service or quality time and imma go with acts of service here

Sigewinne: I want to say gift giving no actually it's gift giving it's absolutely gift giving

Lyney: Words of affirmation are you kidding what else could he possible be

Lynette: She's kind of hard to pin down but I'd guess she's quality time but like sitting in comfortable silence quality time

Freminet: Gift giving don't ask me how I know I just know this man would get so happy if he was given a pretty shell or something (Physical affection is a close second tho)

hopefully I didn't forget somebody lol

#neuvillette #furina #navia #clorinde #charlotte #wriothesley #lyney #lynette #freminet #sigewinne #headcanons #genshin impact #love language

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Fun Fact: If you keep making au's of au's eventually you'll have an entirely new story and cast of characters

(I'll get around to the Wriothesley adopting Childe au content once I get through my 61 missing assignments and yes the total is 61 I counted)

#fun facts #alternate universe #wriothesley is childes dad au #imma die before i finish these 61 assignments i swear

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Does anyone else wish there was content of an AU where Childe didn't get spat back out in Snezhnaya when he escaped the Abyss but instead he was spat out in Fontaine being taken in by Wriothesley and ending up working in the Fortress of Meropide? No? Just me? Fine I'll do it myself once I have the dopamine

(But like if someone wants to borrow this idea go ahead just make sure to credit me)

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #wriothesley #alternate universe #somebody please my brains hyperfixated on this idea and as far as im aware im the only person who has thought of this #wriothesley is childes dad au

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Now you see it's quite a large object just add some steel to the outside and put something heavy inside and boom you got yourself a fully functional weapon for bludgeoning people to death

Okay I get that it’s super cute that Gepard uses Serval’s guitar case in battle, but also ?????

How exactly did that?? Happen?? Like ignoring the obvious fact that a guitar case is a bad weapon and also Serval’s guitar is FUCKING huge, why???

I’m just picturing little baby Gepard like training to join the Guard and hauling around this absolutely ginormous guitar case and nobody bats an eye because obviously his sister fights with the LITERAL GUITAR that the case is for so sure this isn’t That Weird

Like he HAS to have another weapon right?? Like a sword or claymore or something??

Also like did Serval let him do this? How did that interaction go?

Gepard: Hey sis can I borrow your guitar case?

Serval: yeah, for what?

Gepard: …

Serval: For What??

This man is the absolute funniest man in the game and absolutely not On Purpose

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If you think about it this could make Wildcard finally being able to use his powers very bittersweet: yeah he can finally live up to everyone's expectations of him but he also has now finished all the preparation required for what would've been his dad's final scheme as a villain

Welcome back to my trash thoughts on We Can Be Heroes.

When I first saw the cast list and read Christian Slater's character name was Tech-No, I immediately got the impression that he was a villain. Tech-No sounds like a supervillain name, right? I'm not an idiot?

So I propose an alternate universe where Tech-No is a reformed supervillain whom Marcus insisted would be more use to the Heroics alive.

Going one step further in this AU, perhaps Wild Card was the product of Tech-No's final plan as a villain. Creating or engineering a child possessing every power imaginable using your superhuman intellect with the intention of pitting him up against the Heroics sounds like an interesting if not dark villain plan. But then it failed because Wild Card can't control his abilities.

Maybe as soon as they got him to agree to help the Heroics, Marcus paired him with Miracle Guy because he knew that if Tech went rogue, the strongest Heroic would be their best chance of holding him back.

Andthat'swhenMiracleandTechstartedtobondandi'llstopnow

I don't know - this is just an AU I have rattling around in my brain because Tech being a super intelligent villain in his past would be cool~

[friendlyneighbornerd]

Horrible Cooking Show Idea:

It's just like most other cooking shows except all the judges are autistic and the contestants weren't informed of the judges safe foods or food-icks so it goes like a normal cooking show until it's time to judge the food and you have to thoroughly explain everything done to make the food and the scoring system is like: Judge refuses to even try the food = 0 points, Judge takes one bite = 1 point and Judge goes in for a second bite = 2 points you can get points from each judge and whoever's dish got the most points for that round wins, second most points second place so on so forth so it's just a bunch of chef's frantically trying to guess the judge's safe food's only to have them not even try it cause they can't do the texture of avocado or something

#if someone wants to make that a real thing id watch the hell out of it #horrible idea #cooking show #autism

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Since as far as we know gorgons can only be born female Deuce is trans but Viperine is also trans because she lacks the snake hair (the lil headband thingy doesn't count) which would imply she's actually a different humanoid snake like monster (It's name escapes me at the moment and I can't find it online but I'm like 99% sure it started with mae and had a y or k somewhere) they are closely related to gorgons yet lack the snake like hair and instead of being exclusively born female are all born male they also lack the petrifying gaze (Which would explain why Viperine's glasses are no where near as tinted as Deuce's) and instead of the petrification have enhanced strength

In conclusion both Deuce and Viperine are canonically trans by Greek mythology logic thank you for your time

#deuce gorgon #viperine gorgon #trans viperine #trans deuce #monster high #if anyone finds the name of that monster please tell me this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my days

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Monster High Characters as things me and my friends have said or done part 2!:

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Holt: PUT UP THINE DUKES SIRE! I SHALL UNLEASH MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!!!!! *Punches Heath's arm hurting his wrist in the process* OH GOD HE'S TOO POWERFUL!!!!! *Runs screaming*

Heath who was about to ask him if he knew where a rubber band was: ???????????

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Deuce watching Clawd eat a kitkat without breaking it apart first: god is dead you killed him and I'm gonna go join him

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Cleo: I may have girl bossed past the sun

Clawdeen: Isn't it "I may have girl bossed too close to the sun"?

Cleo: No I girl bossed past the sun my ego has started getting bigger with every insult this is not how its supposed to work

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Jackson: Ya know I think my depression may be gone

Heath:

Jackson:

Heath:

Heath: Jackson your sitting on the edge of a fucking roof

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Lagoona: I don't know about y'all but I'm having a great time

Frankie: Lagoona.... the house is flooded

Lagoona: Exactly! Free pool

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Draculara: I collect transgenders like pokemon cards!

Clawdeen: What???

Cleo playing candy land with Deuce, Abbey, Frankie, Viperine and Lagoona: She collects transgenders like pokemon cards

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Jackson: We're all queer right? cool

Clawd: I'm not

Deuce: Clawd describe the monster that sits two seats to the left of you in your clawculus class?

Clawd: Hot

Deuce: Heath what's the gender of the monster that sits two seats to the left of Clawd in your clawculus class?

Heath looking up from his phone with no context: Last time I checked he was a guy

Jackson: Alright so we're all queer-

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Deuce: *detailed explanation about gorgons in greek myth*

Clawd: Why did you have to bring up greek mythology

Heath: I wasn't expecting this dude

Deuce: SHUSH! anyway blood drawn from the left side of a gorgons body is instant death while blood drawn from the right-

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Heath frantically crawling away: GET THAT OBJECT OF PURE EVIL AWAY FROM ME

Deuce: It's a fucking croissant

Heath: EXACTLY! NOW GET IT AWAY FROM ME

Deuce, way to sleep deprived for this shit pointing the croissant he was eating at Heath: Avada Kedavra-

#trans deuce gorgon #deuce gorgon #monster high #cleo de nile #trans cleo de nile #heath burns #clawd wolf #clawdeen wolf #draculara #abbey bominable #viperine gorgon #jackson jekyll #holt hyde #lagoona blue #frankie stein #trans cleo #trans abbey #trans viperine #trans frankie #non-binary frankie #trans lagoona

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I feel like Dick should make off-hand comments or just say things in general that could only come out of the mouth of a theater kid

like it's just:

"Good luck Nightwing!" "That's rude" "What?" "Telling someone good luck is bad luck" "Then what am I supposed to say?" "Break a leg!"

"SHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T SAY THAT!" "Why?" "THAT'S THE M-WORD HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SUCCESSFULLY ACT LIKE WE'RE CIVILIANS IF YOU KEEP SAYING THE M-WORD!"

"You know, I'm glad this test run went horribly" "What? Why?" "If the dress rehearsals a disaster, opening night is a masterpiece. If the dress rehearsals a masterpiece, opening night is a disaster. That's how it works"

I dunno where this idea came from but I think it's funny so now y'all get to live with the concept

#dc comics #batfam #nightwing #richard grayson #dick grayson

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Monster High characters as things me and my friends have said or done:

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Heath: *Chokes on whip cream while lying on the kitchen floor*

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Deuce: bro your probably Autistic

Jackson with internalized ableism: No that can't be right

Deuce:

Jackson:

Deuce: your score was fucking 196-

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Abbey: *kicks a fork into Heaths face impaling him*

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Clawdeen to the tune of Steven Universes Giant Woman: All I wanna do, is get into, my fucking class, MY FUCKING CLASS! But all this stupid zoom, is sending me into, is an invalid meeting, AN INVALID MEETING!

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Frankie: *falls up/down the stairs 13 consecutive times*

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Draculara: Oh no it's the scooter boys!

Cleo: Who are the scooter boys?

Clawdeen: Around 20-30 boys in their early teens that like to station themselves around town to scout out people to harass we call them the scooter boys because scooters are their main mode of transportation

Frankie: Don't forget the two skateboarding college kids

Clawdeen: of course how could I forget their leaders

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Clawd: Aren't you scared she could kill you in your sleep

Heath gesturing towards Abbey: Yeah but she's told me that she wants to watch me struggle first

Abbey: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you are attracting police

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Heath: ...I think I may be pan

Deuce: Heath I have been watching you simp for everything that breathes for five years I could've told you this information

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Cleo: why are so many lesbian thirst traps showing up on my feed?

Deuce: *mumbles something incoherent*

Cleo: what?

Deuce: you said women were better than men so I may have influenced the algorithm to replace all the male thirst traps with lesbian ones for you

Cleo:

Deuce:

Cleo: Thanks

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Deuce entering Jacksons house: OH MAH GOSH I GETTA SEE MY FAVORITE PERSON!

Jackson flattered: Oh?... I'm your favorite person? That's really nice to hear-

Deuce brushing past Jackson to the lizard in the corner near tears: I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

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Holt: *blasting music into his headphones at full volume*

Heath: Hey Holt

Holt:

Heath: Hey!

Holt:

Heath: HEY!

Holt turning down the volume: Huh what?

Heath: Your my favorite cousin

Holt: Awwww!.... maybe don't tell Jackson that

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Deuce: I read Greek mythology for fun you think I give a shit bout you being pan?

Heath: no...

Deuce: Exactly now come on we're getting you a pride flag

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Cleo: So you know how your a transman and I'm a transwoman

Deuce: Ya?

Cleo: do you think it's possible to swap genitalia

Deuce:.... We've got some fucking research to do

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#monster high #deuce gorgon #Trans Deuce Gorgon #cleo de nile #Trans Cleo de nile #jackson jekyll #Autistic Jackson Jekyll #holt hyde #heath burns #Pansexual Heath burns #abbey bominable #draculara #clawdeen wolf #clawd wolf #frankie stein #incorrect quotes