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flamboyant-bread 3 years
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"Being gay is against my religion!!"
Ok Clyde, go worship your cloud daddy and leave me the fuck alone
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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Oh to be someone people actually have a crush on
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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Where do you even find lesbians in the physical world
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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"I can turn you!"
The only thing you make me turn is my back to your face, Jack.
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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I think lesbians have some sort of connection to assembling furniture. Like, I unpack the pieces, sort the screws by pinching them into this foam thingy, look at the plan once and I envision it in an elaborate 3D plan just to then go fully into bob the builder mode and assemble it. No swearing, no blunt force trauma for the furniture, no nothing. It is just me and my desk, connected by some spiritual bond.
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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Internalized homophobia really had me thinking that being with a dude was something all girls hated but had to go through in order to be a 'real woman'
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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cant sleep due to homosexual thoughts
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flamboyant-bread 4 years
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Is it just me or are people REALLY interested in your sex life once they find out you are a lesbian?
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