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A recipe for finding your story's plot:

Ingredients:

2 cups of Things that must be in the story (this can be characters, specific scenes, settings, subplots etc.)

1 cup of Vague plot ideas I may not use

1 tbsp of Central Themes

1 tsp of Ending (either happy, tragic, or bitter-sweet)

1 tsp of Protagonist's Primary Motivation

2 lbs of Brick Wall

Time, as needed

Instructions:

In a large bowl, mix Things that must be in the story. Set aside.

In a separate bowl, sift together Vague plot ideas I may not use. Discard the excess and set aside.

Add Themes, Ending, and Motivation to a small jar. Screw lid on tight and shake until mixture becomes Conflict.

Pour Conflict and Vague plot ideas into Things that must be in the story. Blend on medium until Plot Points form.

Taste.

If it is still missing something, smash head against 1 lbs of Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Let marinate for one to 365 days. Add more Things and Vague plot ideas as desired.

Smash head against the rest of the Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Scream.

Repeat steps 5 through 9 as needed.

After sufficient marination, the mixture will form an idea. This will tell you what specific action must happen in order to resolve your story's conflict. Write this down and make appropriate sacrifices to thank whichever deity took pity on you.

Now you have your conflict, climax, and resolution. You just have to figure out how to get there. Good luck with the damn middle section dork!!

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ATTACK ON TITAN THE FINAL SEASON PART 3 COMING 03.03.2023

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have a good day / welcome home!

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Attack on Titan Season 4 Key Visual

Decided to add Eren because we won’t be seeing him in new SC uniform anymore.

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sirius, searching frantically through his pockets: shit i’ve lost my keys. let me borrow yours?

prison guard: no.

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I CAN’T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE OF ALL THESE PARTS OMGG

EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD MARCH 3rd???? 

COUR FUCKIGN 1?!?!? ARE THERE GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE FUCKIGN COURS I CANT HANDLE THIS MANY FINAL FUCKING SEASON PARTS DUDE OH MY GOD 

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ur a dumb bitch ily <3

ilyt bestie muah muah 🖤 you guys be sure to follow dee, they’re the bomb.com 😎

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Before anything, always think WWLD (What Would Levi Do)

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seeing so much adorable klance fanart on here is REALLY making me wanna rewatch voltron and idk if i’m ready to dive back into that phase of my life yet

#voltron #vld #klance #vld keith #vld lance

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this is so beautiful omg

red paladin blue paladin

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He came to my pond every day to play with his “imaginary” friend. Years later he returns beaten and bloody on deaths door so he can die in the only place he had happy memories, little does he know she is very real and very angry.

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this is absolutely adorable omg

hey, I looooved your kenuri xmas story, the way you describe parents and kids relationships is so cute. Can I ask for something short with girl dad levi? but if it's okay I would like it to be canonverse

thank you so much already!

Hi! I'm always so happy to know there are other kenuri lovers out there, I'm so happy you enjoyed my story and of course I can write you something. Warning though, I got a little carried away and this turned out a little too big.

Girl dad Levi

I don't think Levi would have a bio child. I believe he wouldn't want to bring a kid into the canonverse world just to suffer, BUT I do believe in adoptive dad Levi. Maybe it's a little girl Isabel begged him to keep and care while still living underground.

Levi would distance himself from the little girl at first, just doing enough for her to survive, but eventually he would warm up and teach her a few things, like fighting. Levi has trouble being soft and would copy some of Kenny's mannerisms, but Isabel would quickly scold him whenever he was too strict with the child.

Later on, when he joins the scouts, he makes Erwin promise that she will be cared for in order for him to serve the Corps. He is able to find her a safe place to stay and regularly visits her. He has days dedicated to see his child, and not even Erwin would sway him. He's like "nope, today is baby girl visiting day, fuck y'all".

He trains his girl to use the ODM gear perfectly, but he will not allow her to join the military at all. It's actually something that strains their relationship during her teen years, she just wants to be close to him and protect her dad :(. But also, imagine this poor man having to leave a squad meeting because his gremlin daughter is on the loose with the 104th squad.

He would buy his girl treats whenever he can, like chocolate or her favortie tea leaves (she is a tea girl for sure, her dad is Levi for god's sake). He loves to see her happy face when he is able to provide her something rare or scarce (he might be humanity's savior but I know the military doesn't pay him nearly enough).

Paranoid and protective of any love interests. He is constantly keeping an eye on anyone flirting with his daughter because this man is drilling about how high her standarts needs to be. "If they don't treat you like royalty, then they're not the one". He wants to make sure that she is loved and cared for if he ever leave this world.

Hates to be vulnerable around her because he feels weak, but when he notices that she is also mirroring his actions, Levi tries to open up more to teach her that emotions cannot be bottled up. He never ever yells or speaks rudely to her, but his calm voice when he is scolding her is very effective. He is the proof that you don't need to yell to make a point if you can explain cause-consequence.

When he returns from difficult missions, like the one he injured his leg, the good side is that Levi gets to spend more time with her. They read books together, have tea, she scolds him for not taking care of himself, they trash talk Nile and Hange for fun. Besides, Levi is a gossiper, even if he never admits, so his girl always tells him the latest tea when he comes home.

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Armin: I just had a long talk with Eren and Jean about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

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not having covid being my motivation to get back into writing fanfics BAHAHA

anyways- hi, i’m salem and i guess this is an introduction post lol

i’m 19 y/o, i use all pronouns (they/them is preferred out of all) and i’m a raging bisexual menace to society.

some of the fandoms i’m currently in include…

-attack on titan

-bungo stray dogs

-she-ra

-dead end paranormal park

-heartstoper

-sk8 the infinity

-invader zim

-death note

-atla

-the owl house

-sally face

-star wars

-harry potter(fuck jk tho)

there’s a lot more but because of life (and my short ass attention span) i haven’t been into some fandoms as much as i used to.

i’m a bit rusty on writing bc i haven’t written any fics since i was like 14 so bare with me. hopefully i’ll have some goodies out soon <3

#writeblr #aot #atla #sk8 #invaderzim #toh #starwars #deathnote #hp #sallyface #rustywriter #suggestionswelcome