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everett-bluboy · 5 years
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i’m gay and i don’t care who knows it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! preferably as many people as possible though
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everett-bluboy · 5 years
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Same
im the homosexual your racist uncle warned u about
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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I’ll just leave these here
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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The UA traitor (my uncle’s thoughts)
Since my uncle is the person who got me into BNHA, we talk about it a lot. We had one of (what we call nerd talk session) yesterday in the car while we were going to my grandmas. I asked him who he thought the traitor was and he made some really good points. He said since the kids didn’t know the location to the camp and most likely weren’t allowed cellphones, it would be almost impossible for a student to tell anyone where the location was. This means the traitor has to be a teacher, as the teachers were the only ones that knew the location of the camp, right? Then he brought up Toga and her clone quirk. If the villains were able to get ahold of a teacher, they would have a pretty good supply of their blood. So what if they were able to get ahold of a teacher and the “traitor” is just Toga disguised as a teacher? This makes a lot more sense to me than having Kirishima or Kaminari (the two most friendly guys in the show) be the traitor.
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Crooked
When I was younger, I had crooked teeth. I had a gap I could stick a straw through along with two that stuck out and often cut the inside of my lip. The older I got, the more I hated my smile, even though others said it said my teeth made me “different” and “unique”. So I just acted like my smile didn’t bother me to make others happy. Also when I was younger, I was made to think I was a girl even though I knew I wasn’t. I played dress up, put on mommas makeup, and wore pink because momma wanted a princess. I hated that as well, pretending to be someone I wasn’t, but it made momma happy. I hid the fact I was unhappy about both my smile and my gender identity because others were happy with who I was. So there sat a unhappy little “girl” with a crooked teeth. One day, one blessed day, I was told I was going to be able to get braces. I was incredibly happy I was going to have a beautiful smile, even though I had to go through years of metal mouth and pain from the sifting. Half way through having my braces, I realized how my gender identity was the same. My gender was “crooked” and needed to be “sifted” in a way. All I needed was the proper equipment to fix it so I could be happy with my gender. Both wait to transition and the wait for perfect teeth are painful and slow but worth the wait. So now I sit a happy boy with a perfect smile.
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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If Midoriya told Inko about one for all
Inko: so you’re telling me that All might gave you his quirk. He trained you to take his power and become the next symbol of peace. Now that you have this quirk you are now put in several dangerous situations and get hurt almost daily and scar you mother half to death when you come home with a new scar.
Midoriya: Yeah, that’s what happened
Inko:...
Inko: if you excuse me, I have a hero to murder
Midoriya: mom NO
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Conspiracy theorist Keith and Lance
Lance: welcome back to the channel today we’re~
Keith: TODAY WERE GOING TO FIND MOTHMAN ONCE AND FOR ALL
Lance: Keith no, we’ve had 10 videos on mothman already
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Where can I get these stickers? I want to put one on my dads dashboard (he putts stickers on his dashboard)
I was given permission to make stickers.
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Bakugou: I was NOT drunk you fuckin nerd
Midoriya: you were flirting with Kirishima
Bakugo: What the hell does that have to do with anything? Shitty hair is my boyfriend
Midoriya: You asked if he was single and begged him to end his relationship when he said no
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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More BNHA Icons!
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Small inconveniences
Bakugou: *flips table, flips off everyone in the room then goes to his room*
Kirishima: *who was already in Bakugou’s room waiting* what happened this time?
Bakugou: I wanted the last cookie
Kirishima: and?
Bakugou: that stupid little grape got it before I had the chance
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Todoroki: I have one emotion, and it’s anger
Midoriya: you sent me a heart emoji last night after telling me to have sweet dreams
Todoroki: ...
Todoroki: out of anger
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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My Hero Academia icons
Go ahead and use these My Hero Academia icons I made! I do plan on making more
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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Shiro Appreciation Post
Ok so I’m just going to rant about how amazing Shiro’s character design is.
-Shiro is completely loyal to all the people he cares about. He never once thought about giving up on Keith
-This man risked his life for Matt, he knew Matt wasn’t going to be able to fight and stepped in his place not knowing what would happen
-You can totally tell he’s struggling with PTSD but he still pushes though because he knows people need him to be strong
-He works so hard to keep the others alive and mentally stable because he knows that these ar KIDS risking their lives for the entire universe and that they have families that they miss dearly
-Shiro helps everyone on the team with their struggles all the time. He puts other before him all the time
-He also shows the rest of the team it’s okay to want more(like when Pidge wanted to leave the team) and that if you really want to do something, don’t let others stop you
-He promised to keep Pidge being a girl a secret because he he knew it wasn’t his place to tell anyone.
-He encourages Lance, a character with a lot of self doubt, that Lance is important to the team “Nice, Lance! That’s why we bring our sharp shooter”
-He shows that you can overcome your mental struggles
-He took in Keith, he took in a emo edgy pre-teen boy and never EVER let that boy give up. He probably went way out of his way to do so too. That alone shows how amazing of a man he is. He believed in the young boy and took care of him
-He has amazing leadership skills and can handle different situations extremely well
-“Blam, Blam, Blam”
-He let Allura be a strong and independent woman and let her go with on that one mission and when she got captured, he made sure they went back
-His birthday is on a lep year
-His hugs look like the most comforting thing ever. HE COMFORT HIS CHILDREN
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-He has become such a good role model to the rest of his team
-Adam literally said “you’ve broken every record there is to be broke”, he’s been working so hard
-He has a Dad look
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-He gives the best advice to his teammates when they need it
-lastly, this man looks like a stereotypical extremely masculine man that works out all the time. His design says “straight cis male”. The creator of the show made this masterpiece of a guy and they made him better by making him gay. Most of the time in shows, gay guys are extremely feminine and add to a stereotype that all gay men are like that. With making Shiro gay, it shows how wrong that stereotype is. They really did a good job with him
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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I actually headcannon Lance as being more feminine outside the bedroom??? Like, not necessarily whiny and weak and doe-eyed, but more along the lines of just... flamboyant, and flirty in a coy way. Sometimes he’ll be overdramatic in a fabulous, drama-Queen kinda way just to get laughs out of people and to tease. But then sometimes(lots of times) when he and Keith are gettin’ to it, he drops his voice really low, takes off that shirt that magically hides his broad shoulders and toned torso... (1)
on the other hand, Keith is aggressive outside of the bedroom. I mean, like, not all the time of course, but he has developed an untouchable, “lone wolf,” dark horse kinda reputation. His instinctual response to certain things is immediately to fight back or get a lil mean. He’s a moody roost boy. But then when anyone shows him the littlest act of kindness and especially when Lance gives him affection, he just does nOt knOW How To HANdLe it because nobody has ever touched him like Lance does (2)
And nobody has ever taken care of him like Lance does? And he’s never been treated the way Lance treats him??? And he’s certainly never felt that pinch in his groin when Lance does or says just the right thing… so furthermore, I like to think Keith is really really pretty sheltered, just because he never had anyone around to teach him about these things. He’s barely even touched himself before—probably only ever explored around late at night one night when he couldn’t sleep (3)
and didn’t even get off. So when Lance touches him for the first time he’s ridiculously overwhelmed and Lance keeps asking if Keith wants to stop, but Keith insists. It’s the good kind of overwhelmed. But Keith’s whole body is tense and his neck is all red and Lance can feel him tight around his fingers as he’s prepping him, so eventually Lance starts cracking silly jokes. Starts flirting really bad, keeping the mood romantic, but getting Keith to laugh. (4)
Keith is just totally wrecked, little giggles and snorts and the occasional little grunt or moan or breath being sucked in, and he’s just beet red from his forehead to his cheeks and shoulders and chest and his legs are trembling and he’s got a hand up near his face that keeps fidgeting, wanting to cover his mouth or chew on his nails. Lances heart just can’t take it, Keith is so perfect, with his hair all splayed out on the pillow and his bags brushed back… (5)
Lance takes his sweet sweet time getting Keith prepped. He just watches as Keith comes totally unraveled on just his fingers and bad flirting. By the time Lance is done with Keith, the chances at pain are so minimal, and Lance is pretty proud of his self control too. He makes sure to ask a billion times if Keith is sure he’s ready, tells Keith to promise him that if it hurts, he’ll say something, tells him that if at any point he wants something or needs to stop, (6)
to tell Lance and he’ll oblige. Eventually Keith says “shut up and wreck me.” All shaky voiced and hoarse, but it certainly does the trick, and Lance is doing what he’s told in no time. Lance is such a kisser. He loves to kiss Keith everywhere, every plane of his face, his neck, his shoulders, his wrists and hands, his chest, his tummy, his ribs and just any place he can reach while he’s fucking Keith. And he does it slow, so slow, so that he can give Keith a nice build up, (7)
a steady flow of pleasure. Keith is pretty much sobbing by now because it feels so good, and Lance fills up his senses like no other, and Lance is just so so so caring and sweet and romantic… Keith hasn’t experienced a lot of these things in his life, and now all at once he’s being completely drenched in them and it’s pretty damn great. It’s a little emotional for Keith, and Lance too because he just wants to make Keith feel like the luckiest person in the universe. (8)
There’s so much love. Ugh. Lance is draped over Keith, every inch of their bodies touching, holds Keith’s hands above his head and buries his face in Keith’s neck, kisses him until finally, he works up his speed and Keith comes with a gasping suck in of breath and his lower half pretty much convulsing. And aftercare…. you could only imagine how sweet. They sit together for just a second, then Lance cleans them both off, whispering to a sleepy Keith how great he was and how much he loves him (9)
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everett-bluboy · 6 years
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This is the best thing I’ve seen in a week.
Okay but my favourite headcannon in the voltron fandom is where Shiro’s sense of humour is practically the exact same as Lance’s but he’s vowed to never, ever let Lance know about this.
He’s really serious about hiding it from Lance, it’s his soul goal/focus in life
Until the day when he accidentally texts Lance instead of Keith
Space Dad: Keith
Space Dad: my dude
Space Dad: my man
Space Dad: My little brother
Space Dad: My only living family member
Space Dad: My red boy
Space Dad: Hear me out
Space Dad: Next time we meet lotor let’s just dead ass look him in the eye and challenge him to a dance off
Space Dad: He seems like the kinda guy to accept
Space Dad: And u know I’ll win
Space Dad: I got them fly moves
Space Dad: It will be majestic
Space Dad: SHIT
Space Dad: A DANCE BATTLE WITH FUCKING ROLLER SKATES ON
Space Dad: don’t know where we’re gonna get roller skates in space but honestly? Not my problem
Space Dad: Keith why are you ignoring me this is a fantastic idea
Space Dad: How dare you disrespect me like this, today of all days, the day of my daughters wedding
Space Dad: no but why am I imagining lotor just wiping out and then hissing like a fucking cat
Space Dad: galra are a lot like cats
Space Dad: Keith fukc Keith r you a cat
Space Dad: AAGSJS UR A FURRY H E L P
Space Dad: Okay but c'mon patch the furry but at least respond to the dancing roller blade off w/lotor
Space Dad: This is absolutely 100% how u win a war trust me I’ve worn a cool army suit once
Space Dad: oh no ur not Keith fuCK ME BACKWARDS HELLO LANCE
Lance McMeme: what the fuck just happened
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