emtheoddball

[emtheoddball]

those funny feel good tv shows with 20 minute episodes that have no real meaning but never fail to make you laugh>>

[emtheoddball]

[emtheoddball]

If Kaz Brekker had had access to Red Bull, it would have been over for everyone a lot sooner.

[emtheoddball]

Wesper date idea except it’s just Wylan wanting to see Oppenheimer and Jesper wanting to see Barbie so they go see both

#and it started off with jesper asking Wylan to see a movie July 21 and Wylan getting so excited to see Oppenheimer #only for jesper to actually be talking about Barbie #we love our bomb lover and fashion enthusiast #literal power couple #incorrect quotes #text post #six of crows #soc #incorrect six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper my otp #wesper #wesper my beloved #oppenheimer #barbie #july 21

[emtheoddball]

Jesper, after Wylan doesn’t laugh at one of his joke: Sometimes I think, "Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?"

#when Jesper tells a joke he immediately looks at Wylan to see his reaction #you can’t convince me otherwise #Wylan tries not to laugh sometimes to annoy Jesper #live laugh love Wylan van eck #incorrect quotes #text post #six of crows #jesper fahey #soc #wylan van eck #wesper #wesper my beloved #wesper my otp

[emtheoddball]

Matthias: Where are you going?

Nina: To get MYSELF a gift "cause somebody didn't get me one!

Matthias: I am getting you one! It's coming here on Friday!

Inej, knowing full well that Matthias got Nina an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

#this is cannon now #chapter 39 and 40 of CK didn’t happen #I love helnik🫶 #six of crows #six of crows textpost #incorrect six of crows #matthias helvar #nina zenik #helnik #helnik my beloved #inej ghafa #inej my queen #Nina Zenik my Queen #the MOTHER Nina zenik #incorrect quotes #soc

[emtheoddball]

"If I die, remember that you're the ones that made me come here."

-Wylan Van Eck, during the ice court mission, probably

#I found out today that wylan is a virgo just like me😋 #wylan my beloved #wylan van eck #wylan my boy #wylan supremacy #shadow and bone wylan #six of crows #six of crows textpost #incorrect soc #incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes

[emtheoddball]

Inej: You know what they say, you can lead a horse to water-

Jesper, nodding: But you can't drink the horse.

#my first soc post😙✌️ #jesper and Inej are literally bestie goals #six of crows #jesper and inej #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #inej my queen #soc #crooked kingdom #text post #incorrect six of crows #incorrect quotes

[emtheoddball]

My heart I-🥹🥹

no i'm fine why do you ask

#wesper #six of crows #soc #jesper fahey #wylan van eck

[emtheoddball]

Inej Ghafa, knife wife and queeeeeen

#ahhh i love her #THIS IS SO COOL #inej ghafa #six of crows

[emtheoddball]

i can do it too guys

#i love this sm #I was waiting for a community version #community

[emtheoddball]

#I could imagine all of these being said #lmao omg #community #community text posts

[emtheoddball]

you can't tell me katniss "i used pattern recognition to destroy the arena in catching fire but can't tell when someone's being genuine" everdeen and peeta "oh i have to hide? guess i have to disguise myself as a rock with the icing skills ive aquired over the years" mellark weren't the blueprint for autistic x adhd dynamics

[emtheoddball]

When I say I love Finnick Odair, know I’m not talking about sexy, sugar-cube eating, Finnick Odair. I am talking about the unstable, knot-tying, running through District 13 pant-less, in love with a poor mad girl back home, FINNICK ODAIR.

[emtheoddball]

thg characters + textposts: 1/?

[emtheoddball]

no one is doing it like katniss everdeen and peeta mellark. they have it ALL. fake dating. enemies to lovers. rivals to lovers. friends to lovers. star-crossed lovers. opposites attract. hurt-comfort. nightmare induced bed sharing. shared trauma. guy falls first. sunshine & grumpy. childhood crush.

everyone say thank you suzanne.

[emtheoddball]

The next time I open up to someone it will be my autopsy

- Regulus Black

#regulus black #james and regulus #regulus kinnie #regulus headcanon #regulus being regulus #marauders era incorrect quotes #hp marauders #marauders #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes