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Emily Prentiss + Phone

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I would love if it turned out to be paget herself, but girl can’t work the internet enough xx

I don’t care who is running the criminal minds tik tok account… their commitment to paget is enough!

Followed and notifications on!!!!!

#spencer reid #criminal minds funny #tara lewis #luke alvez

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I don’t care who is running the criminal minds tik tok account… their commitment to paget is enough!

Followed and notifications on!!!!!

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #paget brewster #aaron hotchner #hotchniss #criminal minds evolution #shemar moore #dr spencer reid #jemily #jennifer jareau #derek morgan #david rossi #thomas gibson #matthew gray gubler

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best of gideon season one

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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

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today i am thinking about emily prentiss

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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Donna should get the Doctor's number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like "my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????" and the Doctor has to be like "girl! she's crazy! but also I'm actively being shot at right now so I will have to call you back"

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"Rose!"

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~From The Nanny!~

Hotch (Comforting Emily): Oh, Emily.

Also Hotch: I tell you what I’ll buy you a drink.

Emily: *sniffles and nods*

Hotch: Oh, don’t forget to bring your ID just in case they wanna card you.

Emily (Blushing adoringly): Oh, Hotch!

Hotch (Adoringly): Oh, Prentiss!

Garcia (Stood watching and tired of this BS): …I LOVE YOU!

Hotch and Emily in unison and clueless: We love you too, Garcia!

Garcia: *rage stares as the two oblivious idiots walk away*

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #paget brewster #aaron hotchner #hotchniss #emily prentiss fanfiction #hotchniss fanfiction #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect quotes #the nanny #mr sheffield #fran fine #penelope garcia #derek morgan #aaron hotch hotchner #dr spencer reid #spencer reid #david rossi

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A List of Prompts

because yeah i think it would be helpful if there was a comprehensive list of those, so

ANGST. want to cry? here's some onion for you.

fighting/intense

someone is injured

protective

reluctant allies

shedding a tear

secret relationship--getting caught and confronted

enemies to lovers

corruption arc

sentence starters

forbidden love

101 ways to break the characters (and readers) heart

broken trust

hit em where it hurts

for the damaged

short angst sentence starters

soft angst sentence starters

high pain tolerance

dark and angsty sentence starters

from the villain

SMUT / NSFW. having horny thoughts? endulge.

action prompts

subtle intimacy

sexual tension

kissing starters

smut dialogue prompts

sfw friends with benefits

types of kisses

soft dirty talk sentence starters

consent is sexy

spicy actions

subtle smut sentence starters

nonverbal sexual situations

bdsm and dom/sub prompts

build the tension

love and leashes

FLUFF. for when your heart needs healing.

simple actions.

forehead touches.

things done while spooning

things done while dancing

oblivious idiots in love

idiots in love

dancing prompts

dialogue prompts

simple touches

casual affections

soft and sweet sentence starters

types of hugs

comforting

domestic intimacy

comforting actions

soft touches

BITTERSWEET. for those who like to hurt and then soothed.

reassuring your lover

reassuring your lover pt. 2

sacred moments

hurt/comfort prompts.

hero x villain prompts

lovers in denial

comforting a lover after a nightmare

grumpy x sunshine

enemies with benefits

noticing trauma

all about the yearning

found family

nightmares and sleeping

reassuring

reunion after (physical) trauma

possessive/territorial

for the heavy hearted

enemies to lovers

hero x villain sentence starters

dissociation starters

intervention

enemies to lovers and lovers to enemies

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HOTCHNISS FIC RECS (no one asked for)

and their short plot descriptions. Said description is solely based on what I can remember of the story and mostly just my reactions. I’m sure the authors provided a better summary so go read that instead.

Intolerable Me, Despicable You by Blythechild

Slowburn, enemies to lovers Hotchniss. This fic basically screams angst.

Recovery Series by Kavi Leighanna

Series order: Endgame, Rise and Forward

Post s6 - Lauren arc. This could have been season 7 but CM writers really decided to rob us of Hotchniss. Anyway, this one is a good read. Kind of Emily centric but also just pure Hotchniss goodness.

Bonus: kind of team fic as well since it explores their relationship with Emily after the whole she faked her death thing.

Reckoning by Tigereye77

Post s6. Lauren arc (we love Lauren arc fics. Best arc in the whole series if you ask me). Badass Prentiss, Emily centric, protective Hotch. Again, this could have been s7 but we were robbed.

Small Favors by Doodle19

Emily centric. Mommy Emily! + slowburn hotchniss all rolled into one. Also, Ambassador Prentiss really be redeeming herself in this fic.

Untold Truths by Doodle19

Hotchniss secret child. Mom Emily. Slowburn, angsty Hotchniss. Really, you’ll fall in love with Emily’s child here you wouldn’t stop reading it.

Family Dynamics by DreamGoddesses’92

Sequel: Days Go By

Jack + Emily goodness. After Foyet arc. Basically, how season 5 should have been.

Glittering Mica Series by SequinSmile

Post S15. Bawled my eyes out after reading this series. Probably my favorite Hotchniss fic. Coffees and slow dances will never be the same again after reading this.

Whatever Tomorrow Brings by SequinSmile

Established/Married Hotchniss. AU where Haley and Hotch never got married. Instead she left him, he met Emily and married her instead. But here comes the kicker, Jack still exists!

A sequel entitled, If Tomorrow Starts Without You, is still ongoing.

Midnight Blue Velvet by SSA_Sparks

Established Hotchniss. Pure fluff. Hotch being a good boyfriend and seriously making me want to have a Hotch of my own.

Goddess of the Hunt and the Never Do Again List by FotobridgeT2

Emily centric. Team dynamics and Hotch lowkey pining over Emily.

Some Chicken Soup, a Box of Tissues and Little TLC by Sienna27

Established Hotchniss. Sick fic. Hotch taking care of sick Emily and basically being the best boyfriend anyone could ask for.

Falling in Love with a Girl by Sienna27

You know those platonic friendships — having that connection with someone and then said friendship blossoms into so much more. Platonic friendship turns into platonic soulmates to actual endgame!! If you love that trope, well this fic is for you. Oh and Hotch getting all alpha male and protective of Emily, then getting all soft and calling her sweetheart. I mean —

Behind the Scene Series by Luli27

Season 5 + Foyet arc and how Hotchniss was so dating and developing during that whole season (and yes you can’t change my mind).

Part 1: All She Could Do

Part 2: Break Me Out

Part 3: Coming Out to the Other Side

Part 4: Drinks and Conversation

Part 5: Evaluations, Explanations and Expectations

Part 6: First Obstacle

Part 7: Gossip at 3,000 Feet

Part 8: Hunted Hotch

Part 9: Interlude’s End

Part 10: Journey’s New Beginning

Jake and Amy by Microwavebubbles

B99 parallel and an honest to god fluff goodness.

I Was Enchanted to Meet You by Purpleplasticpurse

Again, if fluff is your cup of tea, then this one is for you.

The Wonder of You by by PrentissInRed

Forgot the premise but set around s7. One of the first fics I’ve read.

Case fics:

If you are looking for a good case fic with a side of Hotchniss (bonus: the whole team is included!) then this trilogy by Sarramaks is the one.

Calverville Point, South Dakota

Humanity

When the Blue of the Night

NCIS x Criminal Minds crossover:

A Rose by Any Other Name by Tigereye77

Set after Demonology. NCIS team dynamics + Emily Prentiss goodness + 2 team leaders butting heads over Emily Prentiss — need I say more? Or Gibbs being Gibbs and Hotch trying to repress his feelings for Emily, therefore messing everything up when really he should just man up and tell the woman.

Perfect by Tigereye77

Unfinished sequel but still just as good.

Christmas fics:

Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight by Kavi Leighanna

Christmas goodness. Fluffy/domestic Hotchniss with a dash of our favorite little g-man, Jack Hotchner.

His Christmas Wish by Kavi Leighanna

Another Christmas fic. Forgot the whole premise but this one is also just as good as the other Christmas fic written by the same writer. It made me feel all tingly and soft. Again, pure Hotchniss fluff with a sprinkle of Jack.

Seriously though, if you feel like starting your holidays early, scroll through Kavi Leighanna's page and get your Hotchniss holiday fix.

Honorary mention since this is staple Hotchniss fics:

We See No End, We Don’t Know How by Purpleplasticpurse

Casual Arrangement by Microwavebubbles

Ongoing fics:

How Far We’ll Go by likingandloving

Season 7. In this universe Beth does not exist and Emily is Hotch's training partner for the triathlon.

Someone You Love by Prentissinred

First Time’s Butterflies by SSA_Sparks

Brief Encounters by Microwavebubbles

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That moment when you realize Paget Brewster and Lola Glaudini actually worked together…

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Just a compilation of Spencer Reid doing :]

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Criminal Minds is wild cause they'll give Emily Prentiss insane chemistry with everyone except her boyfriend

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chaos children

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I think canon Emily would have an aneurism seeing fanon/incorrect quote Emily

Morgan: Ems get over here look they made incorrect quotes of us!!

Emily: Oh haha they got you right.

Emily:

Emily: WHY AM I COMMITING WAR CRIMES?!!!

Hotch: No, no, I think it's very accurate.