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[elisbookworld]

I dont even want to fuck my best friend and I still think we would have a better marriage then most people have. Just because you know, I like spending time with her. "The old ball and chains-" why did you marry the person if you hate them.

i just think people should marry their best friend who they also want to fuck like why are you settling for a meme marriage to someone you don’t even like. i don’t understand hate-my-spouse jokes like that’s your ally that’s your comrade that's your ride or die. why are you being an asshole

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#star wars #star wars prequels #star wars sequals #star wars original trilogy #star wars polls

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The song sunlight is about Codywan, here's why:

(@nobie hope you enjoy pain, written by a tired teenager)

I would shun the light, share in evening's cool and quiet

Who would trade that hum of night?

For sunlight, sunlight, sunlight"

Obi-Wan is commited to his duty, the Jedi and the Republic. He wouldn't give that up for anyone, would he?

But whose heart would not take flight?

Betray the moon as acolyte

On first and fierce affirming sight

Of sunlight, sunlight, sunlight

I had been lost to you, sunlight

And flew like a moth to you, sunlight, oh, sunlight

Oh, your love is sunlight"

Falling in love can not be controlled so hope it doesn't destroy you

A soul that's born in cold and rain

Knows sunlight, sunlight, sunlight"

Cody was created on Kamino, a planet full of rain, but he embodies the sun.

As love and its decisive pain

They can't love without the pain it brings.

Oh, and these colors fade for you only

Loosing yourself to your love is still good manners, right?

And the sun will always take from you while loving you, won't it?

Each day, you'd rise with me

They carry out their duty together, every day.

Know that I would gladly be

The Icarus to your certainty

You can't still stop reading this and pretend that Order 66 never happened. You know what's coming.

Strap the wing to me

Death trap clad happily

The Jedi trust the Clones. That's why Order 66 worked so well, isn't it? The Jedi trusted the Clones with their life without a second thought.

Shoot him down

With wax melted, I'd meet the sea

Falling into the lake he wondered why Cody betrayed him.

Under sunlight, sunlight, sunlight

Oh, your love is sunlight.

The sun is shining all day long on Tattooin. Will we meet again?

#star wars #codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #hozier #sunlight

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The moment when your sitting in your math class and the teacher uses "Starwars fan" to teach Probability.... While your reading a Star Wars Fanfiction on your phone.

(he also assumed that about 70% of boys are Star Wars fans and 10% of girls. Asshole)

#star wars #reading fanfiction in school #female star wars fan

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Idk what you did today, but I got a Window box for my room and helped my father repair our compost box.

#environmentalism #solarpunk #gardening #ecopunk #window boxes #climate activism

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Jedi Masters get gifted "Galaxies best Dad/Mom/Parent" mugs by their padawans regularly.

It's just a mug, and the parent part is crossed out and has "Master" written over it. But it's not with a pen that's made for writing on porcelain so the correction is gone after 3 times in the Space-dishwasher.

Sometimes there isn't even a correction, they just get gifted a "Galaxies best parent" mug.

Are they a parent? No

Did they ever want to be a parent? No

Do they own a "best parent" mug and treasure it more than anything? Yes, yes they do.

#star wars #the jedi order #jedi order #jedi culture #jedi as found family #padawan #jedi master

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Luminara does Quinlans dreadlocks. You know I'm right. It's their Bestie time, no ones allowed to interrupt them in that time.

#star wars #luminara unduli #quinlan vos #jedi order #the jedi order

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Mace called Depa "Padawan" in a real stern voice once during a Council meeting, to which she, completly flabbergasted, replied "Im 42?!"

This lead to all people on the council laughing and the meeting being completely ruined because every time one of them said something they had to start laughing again.

#star wars #mace windu #depa billaba #the jedi order #jedi council #pro jedi

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I just had a person complain about me sitting on the floor of the supermarket as I checked Cookies for Palm oil. I wasn't sitting in the way, but I had to sit down because it took a few minutes. Fucking asshole

#actually autistic #autistic rambling #disability #ableism #Ableist society

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The implication of Kit Fisto finishing Bant Erin's training are hilarious. Because while there isn't a confirmed age for Kit Fisto (at least I don't think so), he has to be pretty close in age to Bant herself. And while for example 15 to 20 is a big age difference, 20 to 25 isn't. At some point the dynamic had to go from Mentor and Student to a sibling dynamic.

Bant at some point: "Master you're not gonna believe this sit down, I have Tea!"

Kit, not responsible at all: "She really said that? This karking b-"

#bant eerin #star wars #kit fisto #Master Thal #jedi padawan series #jedi order

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Eid Mubarak

Free Palestine

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... recorded by Jonathan Sims, Headarchivist in the division for unexplainable events, the Jedi Archives, Coruscant

I wonder if the Jedi Order has a division devoted to weird stuff. Sort of like the Magnus Institute, only hopefully not controlled by a eldritch fear abomination from beyond our reality. It could even be a crossover; Jonathan Sims, exhausted Jedi scholar!

#star wars #the magnus archives #jedi order #jonathan sims

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In a shocking turn of events, my disability has disabled me.

#autism spectrum disorder #autism #actually autistic #My brain is stopping me from living a happy life #it sucks

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noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

#the voices #you ever get so overstimulated by someone else breathing #like i’m gonna need you to stop that thanks 🙏🏼 #autism spectrum disorder #autistic problems #autistic funny #Is a suggestion for this post #but it's not funny

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Writing Star Wars Clone Wars Fanfictions feels like writing a test I didn't study for, I dont know anything about warfare!?

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars tcw #star wars fanfiction #fanfiction #ao3

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Only in the Star Wars Fandom

#star wars #ao3 #ao3 funny #ao3 fanfic #star wars fanfiction #star wars fandom

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I hate it when I make plans for outside, it rains and the other person cancels. Who do you think you are, just wear a jacket. I love rain so much and it pisses me off when people complain about rain and don't own proper jackets.

You can't avoid the heavenly Gift that drenches us and renews our souls.

#autistic rambling #actually autistic #autistic teen #i love rain #like seriously #i want to eat that #don't ask #Please