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look, our local creepers.

#who knew we had a cameo? #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #aragorn #lotr

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who else up haunting the narrative

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FUCK OFF IM GONNA DELETE MYSELF OMG

oh my god, people can see the shit i like.

#you guys didnt see shit. #no i wasnt liking smut

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oh my god, people can see the shit i like.

#bagginshield #barduil #gigolas #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thorin x bilbo #bilbo x thorin #the hobbit

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okay ladies and germs, im gonna go to bed. Try not to work your pain into angsty ass fics while im gone. Im still trying to fight sansukh.

w love ur fav bed rotter.

#bagginshield #gigolas #barduil #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thorin company #im so done w yall

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THE HORROR!

dear barduil shippers of tumblr, i will find you, and i will follow you all. there's no place for you to hide. (yes this is a threat).

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we are rare, and its a hesitant shipwreck brewing in my fanatic bitchass

dear barduil shippers of tumblr, i will find you, and i will follow you all. there's no place for you to hide. (yes this is a threat).

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WDYM HE WAS IN HANNIBAL???

So I’m watching Alice through the looking glass and just got fucking jump scared by thorin oakinsheild

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advertising them like fuxking shark tank bro

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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UHM WHAT KINDA FUCKED UP SHIT IS THIS

“From the rumors, we’re looking at a repeat of your thirty-third birthday party.”

Bilbo frowned. “There are still rumors about that party?”

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“This dwarf healed your leg?” Lord Celeborn asked.

“Uhm, I’m a hobbit, actually.”

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“Ladies, please. You’re both pretty.”

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“That is why you stayed and fought a dragon by yourself?!” A voice roared.

Bilbo flinched and looked over to see Thorin’s wide eyes. “Yes?”

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“What do you want me to say? That watching Fíli and Kíli lose their uncle to dragonsickness reminded me of watching my own parents slowly die?”

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Thorin’s eyes hardened. “You like it, don’t you?”

“What?” He froze.

“The remnants of dragonsickness that still plague my mind. You enjoy them. You liked it then, and you still do. You love the way I want you.”

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Bilbo wavered. The last time he’d seen such a look, it was when Gandalf had been informed of the death of Bilbo’s parents.

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When you find a good fic and don't notice the "Major character death" tag until it's too late

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The gay uncles:

And the bi dads:

That's it. That was all I had to say, thank you.

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yo thats so undwarvish of him, so offensive

So I’m watching Alice through the looking glass and just got fucking jump scared by thorin oakinsheild

#clutching my pearls #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #ugly ass bob

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THEYRE SO CUTE

just messed around with some screenshots, they're so funny, I can't 😭😭

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he gets an E for effort

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haha this is actually kinda cute

little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

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REAL IT WAS SCRUMPTIOUS

Iam sorry I love their Laketown attire *v*