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Incorrect Quotes: Pet Names
Starring: Laurent LaRue, Alan Hart, Darius Wright
Just a dumb little doodle
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daemonbind · 4 years
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Vejovis: All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Sandalphon: Ok kids what did you do today?
Saison: I prevented a murder!
Sandalphon: wha- w- how did you do that??
Saison: self-control
Sandalphon: *choked scream*
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Kiki, about Saison: I know what you’re going to say, she’s my sister and we should try to get along
Amelia: No, she’s crazy and needs to go down.
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Saison: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed!
Laurent: That’s silly, there’s no such thing as mo- OH, IT’S TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats little kids, goodnight!
Gressil: Laurent!
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Laurent: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Laurent: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Alan: Does Saison think in English or French?
Laurent: Bold of you to assume my daughter thinks at all
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Auram: I made you this friendship bracelet
Laurent: You know, I’m not really a jewelry kind of person
Auram: Well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to
Laurent: No I’m gonna wear it forever, Back off
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Kiki: when I’m close to someone attractive, I get all nervous and start speaking in French.
Lyra: *leans closer* Is that so?
kiki: Yes.
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Gressil: You put on your formal wear when you thought you would be trapped in your room all night?
Laurent: It helps me relax
Gressil: Suit yourself.
Alan: He just did
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Saison: Kiki, Dad isn’t talking to me!
Kiki: Enjoy it while it lasts
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Bifrons: I’m gonna make you wish you were never born!
Kiki: Joke’s on you, I already wish I was never born!
Bifrons:
Bifrons: Uh, You wanna talk about it?
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Amdusias: I mean, the reason small things are way more vicious is because their anger has less space to be bottled unto.
Saison: Ridiculous, name one example
Kiki: Wasps
Laurent: Terriers
Gressil: Spiders
Samael: Lilith.
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Laurent, petting a Hellhound: Dogs deserve to live forever.
Amelia: And humans don’t?
Laurent: Absolutely not
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Laurent:I have done my best to raise you!
Laurent: Have I been perfect? No
Laurent: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably.
Saison:
Laurent: Where was I going with this? I had a point.
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Laurent: I’m a triple threat
Laurent: I’m a singer, a dancer and a murderer
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daemonbind · 5 years
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Hephaestus: That’s ridiculous, Auram doesn’t have a crush on me.
Laurent: Yes, she does
Aphrodite: Yes, she does
Gressil: Yes, she does
Vasago: yes, she does
Auram: Yes, I do
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