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X files is crazy because it’s the pinnacle rendition of “you meet someone and they are perfect for you immediately” and then they spend the better part of ten years working that out, or pointedly not! doing so. Not looking at it, nope it’s not going to happen, if we ignore it we can survive until Monday

#x files #mulder scully #scully and mulder

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

#queer #queer history #linguistics #queer is my identity

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

#fuck you fuck you fuck you #(affectionate) #love you neil #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

#motherfuckingn jurgen leitner: the sequel #jurgen leitner copypasta has returned #i’m sobbing actually #jurgen leitner #tma #tmapg #mr bonzo #tmagp #the magnus protocol #he (jurgen leitner copypasta) is risen

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i’m just a twenty-something on tumblr, so take it with a grain of salt, but here’s a thought/question i keep having about the watcher situation:

a few of the people related to them who have made statements have used words like “survivable living” and “survive” when discussing the move. this, along with the phrasing they used in the video, implies that they believe this is necessary.

i’ve seen a LOT of people highlighting this as a point of contention and mentioning shane and ryan’s expensive weddings, steven’s “eating gold-covered food” show and tesla, etc. and yeah, i have to agree at face value. they all take fancy vacations, go to events and interesting places often, and own weird designer/luxury items (the amount of times i’ve liked something shane is wearing only to find out it’s $400)

anyway, my question is — is it LA brainrot and they’re vastly overexaggerating how much they’re struggling, or are they living well beyond their means? i don’t want to assume, but the way they’re speaking about it makes me wonder if they genuinely do need the money.

#watcher #watcher tv #or maybe it’s just them genuinely thinking it’s a good idea and people will like it #who am i #i’m just wondering and maybe giving them a touch of benefit of doubt #still not subscribing to it lmao #but yknow #shane madej #steven lim #ryan bergara

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We’re Leaving YouTube

#watcher #not attacking them but either they’re vastly exaggerated how much they’re struggling or they’re living well outside their means #i love puppet history so much i watch it all the time #but on principle i will not pay 6 dollars a month #especially when they’re being disingenuous by saying in the video and the vanity fair article that their old content would be pulled off yt #and then went back on it by ‘clarifying’ in a yt comment and editing the vanity fair article #it just feels very false #also im not the parasocial 14 year old i once was but watcher did very much encourage and cultivate a close relationship with their fans #just very odd #rich people drama

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We’re Leaving YouTube

#yikes #watcher

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Like Bardcore is a thing and nobody was going to tell me about it?

#bardcore #neil rb

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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence

#and she is correct again #terry pratchett #thg #the hunger games

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all of your feelings are valid as in “worth acknowledgment and internal consideration” but some of your feelings are also stupid and mean, and you need to deal with that shit without making it anyone else’s problem

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this might sound silly but when people share pics they took on walks with me i kind of believe in beauty and humanity again like oh? you noticed a small creature? you were in awe of the deep blue of the sky? the way the light touched the houses and reflected off the windows? my heart sings we are alive we are alive we are alive

#we are alive

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GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY

IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

#she #no you don’t get it she’s so me it hurts #the magnus protocol #tmagp #gwendolyn bouchard

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Hey man sorry about your colleague. Yeah I heard he passed away. Don’t worry tho he’s with the sea now. Yeah the deep will totally take care of his bones.

#the deep will fs take care of my bones #the sea #my life my lover my lady #tmaposting and seaposting my two favorite hobbies #tmapg #the magnus protocol

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#posts that would make no sense to non-tmapers #the magnus protocol #tmagp

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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they're all gonna wake up with neck pains smh 🙄

Idk what compels me to draw them in a train, but here we are

#stardew valley #this is so soft #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv elliott

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forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

#the sea #my life my lover my lady #prof is seablogging again