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Oscar: what are you writing?

Axel: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Oscar looking over Axels shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out in calligraphy.

Otto: great now the government is after us again.

#tua the swedes #oscar the swede #tua otto #the swedes #tua axel

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Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

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AHH IT'S TO MUCH

🌹

Thank you so much for the rose! Hope you like angst.

“Do you want to talk?”

“I- I don’t know,” Johnny replied weakly.

“That’s okay. Say whatever you need. Even if it’s nothing, I’m here,” Peter pressed a light kiss to Johnny’s temple.

For every “🌹” in my inbox I’ll post a small random section of one of my spideytorch WIPs!

#spideytorch #peter parker #johnny storm #spider-man #fantastic four

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONNOR

#connor rk800

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Oscar: I'm a God.

Axel: You yelled “shut up” at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.

#incorrect quotes #tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua otto #tua axel #oscar the swede

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Axel: You have to apologize to Otto

Oscar: Fine.

Oscar: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua otto #oscar the swede #tua axel #tua shitpost #tua s2

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Axel: I’ve made you an appointment with the eye doctor.

Otto, spreading cream cheese on a backstreet boys CD: my eyes are fine??

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes

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Axel: Oscar ...

Oscar : Oh no, 'Oscar ' in b-flat.

Oscar : You're disappointed.

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua otto #tua shitpost #tua axel #tua #tua s2 #oscar the swede

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HE WOULD BE AN AMAZING SINGER THO-

Axel: Oscar, can you preform under pressure?

Oscar: Not really, but I could try Bohemian Rhapsody.

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua shitpost #tua #tua memes

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Oscar: When I was a kid, Otto told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Axel: They are!

Oscar: FOR REAL?

Axel: No! Why did you fall for it again?

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua otto #tua axel #tua #tua shitpost #tua memes #oscar the swede

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Oscar : What’s up guys? I’m back.

Otto : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Oscar : Death is a social construct

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua shitpost #tua #tua axel #tua otto #milkman #oscar the swede

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Axel : What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Otto: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Oscar : Smad.

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua otto #oscar the swede #tua shitpost #tua axel #tua #the umbrella academy

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Axel : Oscar and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Otto: *Sighing* What did Oscar do?

Axel : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Oscar : Who wants a steering wheel?

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #tua shitpost #tua axel #tua otto #tua #the umbrella academy

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Axel: We need a distraction.

Otto: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Oscar, whispering: My time has come

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #oscar the swede #tua axel #tua otto #tua shitpost

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Axel: hello?

Oscar: it's Oscar

Axel: what did he do this time?

Oscar: no, it's me, Oscar. It's literally Oscar

Axel: what did you do this time?

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #oscar the swede

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Oscar: *sneaks into the house wearing a big coat*

Otto: what's with the coat?

Oscars coat: *meows*

Oscar: drugs

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #oscar the swede

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Axel: why is Oscar on the table?

Otto: he likes to be tall

#tua the swedes #ikea mafia #the swedes #oscar the swede