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… I’d pay good money for Theron to have one of those “grab kisses” some of the love interests have. You know, the one the Male Sith Warrior has for Vette, or the one the Female Smuggler has for Darmas.  I mean, all of Theron’s kisses do convey that he’s respectful and that everything is clearly consensual…

but the dude is probably long-term committed or married to his love interest by now.  Let him have a passionate, impromptu grab and kiss. Or have his love interest grab and kiss him – I’m not picky.

#I agree #here here #swtor #theron shan #love interest #star wars #sw #the old republic

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Right after he T-poses in the air lol

I always feel bad when Theron goes splat.

I know Lana goes splat too, but Theron’s always looks more painful.

#he's not having a good day #swtor #star wars: the old republic #theron shan #ziost spoilers #star wars #the old republic #sw

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what do you mean “bug”, this is a feature. he’s just back now.

#he shouldn't be forgotten!!!!!! #swtor spoilers #theron shan #swtor #star wars #the old republic #sw

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I feel called out

*me during the class stories*: Where is Theron? Wonder what Theron is doing... Is Theron okay?? Theron, Theron, Theron.........

*me when i finally get to SoR*: Ahh there he is.. (:

#swtor #theron shan #star wars #sw #the old republic

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*Lana and Theron about to witness the Commander do something outrageously stupid*

Theron: Think it'll work?

Lana: It'll take a miracle.

#star wars #swtor #incorrect swtor quotes #source: princess bride #lana beniko #theron shan #lana is tired of the commander's bullshit #theron copes better but he has limits #sw #the old republic

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Theron: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad

#star wars #swtor #the old republic #theron shan #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #sw

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Bonus:

Theron: Commander, I don’t think you’ve ever had an evaluation before.

Theron: Yeah! Fucking degrade me! I’m ready!

Lana (about to go off): Let me just get my list——

Outlander (softly): Theron, no. That’s not what feedback is for.

#star wars #sw #swtor #the old republic #theron shan #lana beniko #outlander #swtor outlander #oc: feenstra kulfi #chaotic neutral smuggler #swtor smuggler

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Theron: Yeah! Fucking degrade me! I’m ready!

Lana (about to go off): Let me just get my list——

Outlander (softly): Theron, no. That’s not what feedback is for.

#star wars #sw #swtor #the old republic #theron shan #lana beniko #outlander #swtor outlander #oc: feenstra kulfi #chaotic neutral smuggler #swtor smuggler

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Watch me fly around in the Crate Dragon just like my homegirl Feenstra Kulfi

In the future, when interstellar travel is practical, nerds with a lot of money are going to be riding around in fully functional replicas of the Millennium Falcon or the U.S.S. Enterprise

#oc: feenstra kulfi #thoughts from the shower #star wars #sw #swtor #the old republic

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I figure Theron’s so closed off in the beginning because he’s used to having to rely on himself and himself alone. The life he’s had up to that point has been long and lonely and he doesn’t really know how to talk to people unless he’s using a persona he made up for spy work. Then he’s all awkward because he’s not used to someone paying attention to him and wanting him for who he is instead of one of his made up personas. They see HIM. They want HIM. He can’t deal. 

Then later on when it becomes real, it’s like…. Love just overwhelms him and he can’t find the right words so he tries too hard and almost gets himself killed because he loves the player character who romances him so damned much. It hurts him to think of a galaxy without his life partner in it, so he just does whatever it takes to keep them alive, even if it means he has to do some crazy spy shit or die in the process.

#star wars: the old republic #swtor #theron shan #star wars #sw #he just loves her so much #oc: feenstra kulfi

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Lana: I hope you have an explanation for this

Outlander: I actually have three. Pick your favorite

#star wars #swtor #the old republic #lana beniko #outlander #swtor outlander #oc: feenstra kulfi #incorrect quotes #incorrect swtor quotes #source: tumblr

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Lana: We’ll take the shuttle

Outlander: We? You’re coming with me? With all due respect, I don’t need backup

Lana: It’s not backup. It’s babysitting

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And his name is Bowie

The Voidwolf: I have an army

Smuggler, pointing at Bowdaar: We have a Wookiee

#star wars #swtor #the old republic #smuggler #swtor smuggler #bowdaar #incorrect quotes #incorrect swtor quotes #source: marvel #sw #oc: feenstra kulfi

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Is this even a headcanon at this point? I thought this was actual canon.

I think Arn only gets this line with a consular - as you introduce Tharan to him and Tau.

Anyway time for me to repeat my headcanon that Theron Shan is a very common name in the Republic 

#given that shan is said to be a real common name #and theron is spelt the 'stupid way' #implying tharan has had this problem more than one time before #theron shan = john smith #swtor #theron shan #star wars #the old republic

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Feenstra Kulfi

Lana, to Theron: Don't forget, it's always a good idea to keep a snack with you

Outlander: I know, that's why he always keeps me around

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Getting Theron again

Going and finding your main companion after starting over like

#swtor #kotet #kotfe #theron shan #sor #star wars #the old republic #sw

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Lana: Can I get some dating advice?

Theron: Just because I’m with the outlander doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

#swtor #lana beniko #theron shan #incorrect swtor quotes #star wars #oc: feenstra kulfi #the old republic #sw #chaotic neutral smuggler #swtor smuggler #swtor outlander