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Romeo Toughins and The Back Alley Baby Beaters - YOOOO GURT(2024) Offensive old school noise from an old school offensive group.
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If there's one thing I love more than creating, it's antagonizing! I am a terrorist after all. My new shop design, fuck you too!
(available in zipper bags to hold both your crayons and your tears...)
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Bowie Knives and High Fives - Anti core (1997) When they're not providing valued BMX riverfront patrols for trespassers, The Knives are expelling rude, hate filled digital Black Metal like a Chernobyl sized shit infiltrating every crevasse of their small town, knife filled, BMX riding lives from Mom and Dad's most evil basement.
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#black metal#hardcore music#experimental#music#wankers#bmx#bowie knife#no one proect
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Shit Wizard - Flushing in the Realms of Release (2024) The explosive new track from Shit Wizard, recorded in the Swiss Alps where our wizard blasted out the tunes for all to hear across the far and near. He has since been banned from re-entering Switzerland.
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#horror#poop#wizard#experimental#moog synthesizer#music#toilet#no one proect
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Count Salesman of the Month - Gloom Spatula ( Going to Scrape You Off the Pavement With My...) (2024)
On an extended hiatus from spatula sales, Count Salesman of the Month attempts to drop the beats of the year with his fresh new track "Gloom Spatula", will he succeed or will he return to selling spatulas to Sea-Hag domestics and Goblin Chefs?
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#horror#spatula#gloom#hell#evil#sales#experimental#music#no one proect
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Professor Scowl - Night Smegma (2024) From Professor Scowl's upcoming album - "The Oils in Smegma Help Keep the Skin Around Your Genitals Moist (Also, Swear to Satan!)".
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#horror#professor#skowl#smegma#music#experimental#satan#no one proect
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Nutrition - Poison Poisson (2024) Sounds from outer space from a trio that takes healthy nutrition seriously! This is a track from their latest album about the danger of eating spoiled fish.
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#cooking#nutrition#fish#experimental#music#weirdo#scifi#no one proect
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Rock for Party with Gargamel Slaboda - Dance of 1000 Mutants (2026) It's the greatest dance craze sweeping the cold, stern woods of Eastern Europe. Created by the mysterious and enigmatic "Gargamel Slaboda" and his rock group "Rock For Party", mutants from any neck of the woods are getting down and we're here to teach you the moves with Gargamel himself! So slap yourself in the foamy mouth and scream, it's time for the Dance of 1000 Mutants.
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#horror#mutants#dance#experimental#music#freak out#no one proect
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Game of Death - Roger With a Side of Beans (2024) Super-Group Roger With a Side of Beans crank out a fun new track, the first in many years! Did you think you'd be safe forever fool?
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
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C.P.A.S.M. - Toilet Witch (2024)
The story of a vile witch that kept her toilets clean. The Liquid Plumber sales rep. gets caught half way between purgatory and McDonaldLand. "Clumsy sales rep! How will I get this clogged spaghetti out now?" She herself gets zapped in a hex gone wrong intended to keep her pipes flowing free, her remains melting into her beloved toilet, clogging it once more. A new confusing track by C.P.A.S.M.
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#horror#witches#human toilet#clogged toilets#video#music#experimental
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Often referred to as the "Michael McDonald" of the Satanic Funky R&B scene. Vomit is a seven time Slosskurr Award Winner and an ordained Lucifer's Witness Prophet. Known for such classics as "Regurgitate Blood With Me" and attached, "Hell's Infernal Funk Train".
Part of the "No-One Project", a collection of music groups made of pure evil ether hellbent on annoying the world. Coming together for a future tribute CD compilation and 4 way split 7"EP.
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#satanism#music#funk#r&b/soul#michael mcdonald#this is awful#666 satan
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Listen up cowards, do you start your mornings with a cozy sweater and a nice tea? Or do you start it battling the forces of hell while chugging a thick zesty glass of Bag-Ger Milk?
A message brought to you by the Bad-Ger Milk Council, try it with beet juice?
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Would you just look at that FREAK?! What is that even? It's a duck banana? Time for some bourbon....
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A long retired ninja assassin turned birthday clown is forced back into action after a talented group of sideshow iguanas are kidnapped by group calling themselves "The Joy Police". Little do they know, the night is filled with Silent Chuckles….
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Need a card but absolutely despise the "Joy Police" often referred to as "Hallmark"? CPASMBOT6000 has you covered with more always on the way, head over to my shop:
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Somewhere in between The Hustle and throwing a medicated fit lies The Dance of 1000 Mutants, the dance sweeping the nation! Run, NO DESTROY your way down to the disco to impress a bunch of normals after utilizing this helpful guide.
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When visiting Abingdon, Virginia, stop by the world's most explosive shack! BRING the kids for a quick rocket ride, SEE Brother Hezekiah's collection of homemade rockets, TOUCH Cousin Jacob, the local mutant!
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New for 2024! C'mon down for some home cooking with all your favorite fixin's including cooter biscuits and squirrel chops carefully bbq'ed by Cousin Jacob and the mysterious Hortus the Happy Rocket (may or may not be Hezekiah's kin...)
#ai generated#digital illustration#my art#appalachia#rockets#mystery shack#cooking#mutants#weirdo#fake ad
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