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nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

#im sincerely so sorry for every dog thats been in my classroom

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they should let you end academic papers on "idk if this makes sense at all lol"

#MEEEE

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

#pets #YAYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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your veterinarian sucks get a new one

I was at the veterinarian and I looked down and saw a Rollie Pollie on the floor so I put it up on the exam table and when the vet came in and said “so who are we seeing today?” I said “him” and gestured at the Rollie Pollie and the vet didn’t even smile

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reblog for larger sample size :)

#havent done an internship but have done an externship #the difference is with an internship youre doing entry level basic tasks for a company #in an externship youre tailing a professional and seeing everything they do in a day #externships cant be paid btw

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“due tonight at 11:59 pm” okay. well. have you ever considered im not going to do that

#who could have ever seen this coming

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college good if you want to get more knowledge in something specific and a degree in that thing will help you get a job. i.e. i love animals and medicine so im studying veterinay nursing (formally known as veterinary technology) and will have a degree and a much easier time getting a job by the end of next year. find a college with good student relations that is willing to work with you to accommodate for your needs. best of luck

You ARE trans. do NOT study in college. you WILL NOT grow out of anything

i think i might still need to do the college thing but can i get a second opinion on that i've already been doubting it

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late reblog lol and also not an expert but i AM in the middle of getting a veterinary nurse degree. in this video at first shes just playing, mimicking a hunting behavior (like shoving her paws in to catch a mouse or something that burrows), and then she probably smells your scent or the fur texture triggers her to start grooming it. its a combination of different behaviors and she's not trying to accomplish any specific goal, just being silly :P

Does anyone who understands cats better than me know why she does this???

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by the way why is every app and every website and every company sucking openais fucking dick lately

#text #openai #llm #anti ai

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the sexual tension between autistic people and completion in video games

#collegeposting #text #shitpost #video games #autism #autistic things

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me: [drives too fast around a curve] [swings into the other lane] [hits a curb] [front bumper gets torn off] [runs someone over]

my friend in the passenger seat:

my friend in the passenger seat: that was kinda scuffed

me: that was kinda scuffed yeah

#collegeposting #text #driving

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i was so much better at playing pretend ten years ago

#shitpost #text

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much like animals with rabies, i only have two forms. dumb and furious

#collegeposting #vet tech #veterinary technology #veterinary technician #veterinary nursing #vet nurse #veterinary nurse #shitpost #text

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#i will be on there for 2 hours doing literally nothing

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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

#going to walk into class and just do this #and leave

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why are you always doing an exam...

😭😭😭😭 sorry. i will drop out..

#looking for any reason

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I never should have taken cobwebs class with professor creepy

#need to read the class descriptions better