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[cimprlina]

Looks like the depression's rock bottom is back...I just ate a whole tub of ice cream for breakfast

#ice cream #oh no #guess im gonna be numb now #comfortably numb #well i just changed the bed sheets i should probably lie in them for days on end #Mum can we get some feelings? We have feelings at home... feelings at home: apathy with a bit of kll myself

[cimprlina]

We all know Ao3. We all love it.

Now imagine that instead of asking if you want to proceed reading spicy stuff, It would ask you if you are sure you want to read the badly tagged dead dove.

Thanks...

#mistakes were made #dead dove do not eat #fanfic #ao3 tags #you didn't even say it was explicit #people should be warned if there's a spicy gore/vore #don't do this to me please #why wouldn't you tag it?

[cimprlina]

Asexuality is better than democracy. Denmark should be happier :)

#denmark #asexual #we are one of the As in LGBTQ+ #Triple a club #aceee #I'm sure sex is great but have you ever made a perfectly golden pancake

[cimprlina]

I'm forever DM (I have some experience and my friends wanted to try playing) and during first session our ORC barbarian decided, completely outside of combat while I was explaining how travelling, pace, rations/water and rest work, to shove the HALFLING rogue forward on the path while there was a giant (almost as big as the rogue) log right in front of them. She rolled nat20...so the rogue slammed head first into the log and took enough damage to drop down...she survived...

That was the moment I realized how unhinged the party's going to be.

#d&d #forever dm #please stop adopting weirdos #could you stop mispronouncing the npc names?! on purpose!? #unhinged party #what do you want to do with that wooden crate? please put it back #I know you are a rogue...that doesn't mean you should pickpocket your new friends #why are you all so traumatized? #i bet your tiefling is queer #of course he is #and he was tortured #-_- #aaaand the barbarian is literal mummy sorry meme

[cimprlina]

Okay, so everyone knows the obnoxious "iS tHaT yOuR gIrLfRiEnD?" people like to say about any girl that ever plays with a boy...?

Did any of these people ever stop to think how anxious that makes the girls feel? Cause the adults say that everyone is supposed to be a couple, as in two people, but they also say that shit about every boy she plays with, which means that she's either changing boyfriends faster than socks, which would mean she's "the BAD word" or she's The Cheater (the bad girl adults only whisper about, that has more boyfriends)...

#traumatizing #fuck sexism #making kids feel bad since the invention of language #why do you have the need to fuck up every younger generation? #Hey google why does my child have anxiety or low self-esteem #could you just stop romanticising or worse sexualising mundane things children do #why do you have the need to comment on every mundane thing children do? i bet your kid would appreciate if you shut your pie hole for 5mins

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