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who else was fooled just as i was thinking he was breaking into the hospital where stolas is?

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I had a dumb little dream that the guy in that Loss comic was Leon and the wife in bed was his tramp stamp

#resident evil #leon kennedy #ada wong #leon's tramp stamp #leon #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #weird dream #dream #is this loss #somebody draw this #artist tumblr

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I LOVE that we’re seeing more of the racism imps face on display this season, from royalty to regular demons.

THIS kind of anger…

…doesn’t come from nowhere.

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So like, what if? Am I right? ;w; Don't get me wrong I adored the latest episode and all the angst and potential and the consequences but also just

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if i had to describe ethan in two i'd say he's "nice" and "round"

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A couple more things about that hospital scene:

racism/classism aside this does add to what the show's previously hinted at - that the majority of imps are from wrath. makes me even more intrigued about blitz's backstory

also it just occurred to me - I mean, I think the joke is primarily "the hospital's in Sloth so of course it takes 5 years to get an appointment, also irl medical systems suck" but I wonder if part of the reason Blitzo had to wait 5 years for an appointment is because of his class/status.

I get the general vibe that the mom in the waiting room didn't make her appointment 5 years ago.

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A detail I haven’t really seen brought up/mentioned from the new episode:

When Stolas opens the message app it doesn’t start where the new message is like it usually does (at least in our world). He has to scroll a bit before we see the new message. That’s obvious, but why is it like that? What reason is there for the messages to open there aside from extra context for the audience? My theory:

Stolas was rereading old messages between him and Blitzø.

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Wouldn't you like to know feather boy 💀💀💀

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You’re not safe anywhere when there’s Dimitrescu’s around

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i'm sorry but stolas bound and powerless and tortured to tears still pushing himself off the ground snarling threats at the man who would dare even mention his daughter. the breathless all-consuming fury that striker would dare to speak a word about her. stolas knows striker is going to kill him and could make it painful beyond imagination and the only thing he cares about in this moment is octavia's safety why the fuck aren't we talking about this scene more

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Can we just talk about how loona smiles here?

It's so cute!

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Angie, introducing Y/N: And this is Donna’s ex girlfriend.

Y/N, scared asf, having no idea what’s going on

Angie: Since this morning…

Y/N, looking at Donna’s calm face, almost crying

Angie: Because of proposal coming after this meeting.

Y/N, crying now with joy but still trying their best not to get a heart attack

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It's fine, you can cut my heart right open. It's not like I was using it.

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don’t worry guys, blitzo didn’t reply to stolas’ message because he was busy buying flowers, of course

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Hey Helluva Boss Tumblr I translated the runes in S2E1

1. "Bestowed to mainly succubi and incubi by the King Sin of Lust - these crystals allow access to the mortal realm."

2. "Any Hellborn in possession of a registered crystal may be granted portal summons."

3. "It is common practice for the crystal to be paired with another object for convenience."

4. "Jewelry is a popular option."

5. "This writing in runes shit was fun at first but I know I am def not doing it right and I should be spending more time with my friends and family."

I'm going the fuck to sleep

#helluva striker #helluva blitzo #helluva moxxie #helluva millie #helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss shitpost #holy shit #brain rot #hyperfixations will do that to you #i am hyperfixating #stolas #blitzo #stolitz

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I fucked around too hard and found out too much and now I get migraines

#migraine #health #fuck around and find out #fuck around #find out #venting #ramble #who the fuck knows #my head is killing me #humor #funny #haha #lol #lmao

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I'm laying in bed with the rain outside and my wife in my arms and it just keeps hitting me that after so long, after all this time of waiting and awful relationships, I finally have my One. My soulmate, the one who completes me. I finally found her.