candywrites-stories

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"please do not tell Phil that i have wings please, you guys, please."

"oh! welp."

"...so how do we hide them?"

"stand in front of me and just block them, i dont know how to fold them, its like if a snake grew an arm, it wouldn't know how to use and move it"

"have you tried a cloak?"

"it's off brand, it'd hide my red and white t shirt"

"tommy, if you're really so concerned about phil finding out-"

"just stand in front of me when he or techno are nearby!!!!!"

Tommy was grown in a lab bc they tried to clone philza send tweet

#mcyt #bench trio #tommyinnit #tubbo #tubbo underscore #ranboo #technoblade #philza

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alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

#dlcndjfbvhdfljh #beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances #i love that one so much #fellow scoundrels is a good one too #love it #and dont forget entities of interest! #i love that one too!

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BAM! You've been hit with a love dart! Spread the love and send this to 10 other people to show how much they are loved! 💕💕💕🎯💕💕💕 :]]

💙💙💙/p :D

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BAM! You've been hit with a love dart! Spread the love and send this to 10 other people to show how much they are loved! 💕💕💕🎯💕💕💕 /p /g

I HAD A GOOD REASON FOR “harassing” YOU

WELL THAT’S WHAT DISCORD IS FOR YOU LOSER

#misc

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@crosshairclown

#NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

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mmm

monke

IT’S FUNKY MONKEY FRIDAY

HOLY SHIT I GENUINELY ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS 

THIS IS IMPORTANT

IT’S FUNKY MONKEY FRIDAY

(this is a great first post)

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@crosshairclown RAT DAY

rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀

#rat day #rats

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thanks for the tag!

Moxiety (/p and /r, both are good) Platonic Husbands (clearly /p) and Percabeth (/r)

ummmm i dont remember- um- it might've been September by Earth Wind and Fire???

Wall-E

The squid page of the Stardew Valley wiki

Pokemon Journeys (again)

...a lot of things- mainly sweets i think, idk

aaaaaaaaaand not tagging anyone again bc idk who to alskdjhaskjd

thanks for the tag skips! :]

3 ships: SBI found family, Undyne x Alphys, C!Ponksamdude

last song: Sunkissed by Khai Dreams

last movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron

currently reading: uhhh probably a c!technoblade fanfic

currently watching: “preparing for war(dream SMP) and the four Bad Batch eps(again...)

currently craving: ice cream from carvel

no pressure tags: @candywrites-stories @a-lil-perspective @chiss-surrounded-by-incompetents @nightsisterloveskenobifett @shadow-hyder hope yall are having a good day/night/afternoon:]

#tag game

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GOOD BIRBS OH MY GODS THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME IN THIS GOOD BIRBS!!!

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

#crows #birb #bribs #good birbs!!

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:D

Another picrew! Thanks to @ct-1994 for the tag! It me:

Tagging: @kyjoraven (don’t worry, they have a green skin tone option so you can make tara)

#picrew #id tag someone but i was inactive for the longest time so i forgot which blogs that i follow have followed me back alsdhasljdgh

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idk who to tag ajlsdhlasjdgha

Made a Picrew 2.0! 

Feel free to use and post your creations! Please credit me or link the game. Do NOT use commercially, do NOT attempt to make any money off the game. 

- Remember to check all the color choices! - Clothes #1 are for bodyshape #1, clothes #2 are for bodyshape #2! - Some earrings are shaped specifically for an ear shape, so not all earrings will match all ear shapes! 

LINK TO THE GAME

#tag game #except i tag no one #picrew

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:O

SQUIRMY BEAN

IM A SQUIRMY BEAN

checks watch

WORM TIME

#worm on a string #bday game #rb game #squirmy bean

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💗💕 for being kind and lovely, have a kiss on the forehead! pass it on to 10 people 💕💗

:0 :D 💙💙💙💙💙 (can’t pass it on to ten people but i will pass it on to anyone i can)

#ask #crosshairclown

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@crosshairclown T I N Y

Micro Miniatures and Jewelry

Camphollow on Etsy

#misc #frog #bee #bird #cat #dino #fish #shark #whale

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i mean you’re not wrong-

send me these, idiots

#tag game #misc

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:)

i require serotonin 

#serotonin #kittenbee #misc