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hi guys! Here’s a lil blurb for ya. Love and miss you all. Less than two months to graduation!!

pairing: Jason Sudeikis x Reader

warnings: penetrative sex, reader is described as female, biting, creampie

a/n: hi guys! I’m (slowly) back. Graduation is in two months so you can expect to see looooots more of me after then. Just can’t get Jason off my mind lately. My inbox is also open! Send in requests, ideas, etc!

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You let out a low groan as you sunk down onto his cock. It was way after you’d put the kids to bed, but it happened quick enough that there wasn’t much buildup. By now, you’d gotten used to some warm up from Jason before sex.. a few fingers, his tongue, a toy.. whatever you were in the mood for.

Tonight, you had been riled up enough to just sit yourself on his cock. Jason wasn’t complaining. Hell, he was panting and letting out a choked groan himself.

“Ughh.. oh, honey..”

A soft whimper left your lips as you started to grind on him. Your clit rubbed against the coarse hair on his pubic bone and that combined with the head of his cock rubbing your g-spot had you speechless.

One of your hands gripped the headboard to use as leeway as you softly bounced on top of him.

“Shit, Y/n…”

Jason’s moans were hushed and muffled from him pressing wet kisses across your collarbones. You’d gotten used to things being hushed. From quickies in hidden closets at SNL to soft mornings where you didn’t want to wake the kids. His touch matched the softness as well, his hands skating across your back and down your hips. Not pushing you down, just reminding himself you’re there.

The two of you had gotten into a steady rhythm until the feeling of Jason’s lips around your nipple made you shoot your eyes open. A louder moan left your mouth as you looked down at him. He was gorgeous, unreal with his eyes rolled to the back of his head and hair a mess as he suckled and moaned around your nipple.

“Jase..” your voice trailed off into breathy pants. You leant back and brought a hand up to cup the bag of his head, fingers twisting through his salt and pepper strands and holding his face to your breast.

Jason’s teeth nipped at the sensitive bud before swapping over to the neglected one. The feeling had you bouncing faster, clenching harder around his cock and desperate to feel him throbbing inside of you. His moans were a constant vibration against your skin.

He pulled away only to take in a few deep breaths and praise the way you took his cock.

“Feel s’good hun.. that’s.. right there, hun..”

The desperation hidden under panting breaths was hard to hide. His lips were now smushed to your chest, eyebrows furrowed and fingernails digging into the skin of your hips while you each reached your peak.

Jason’s hands moved to grab a tight hold of your asscheeks for leverage as he pounded into you from below.

“Oh, honey.. I can’t- fuck.. m’gonna cum!”

All you could manage was a desperate “please, Jase” before he held you flush against. Every pulse of his cock inside you could be felt as he flooded your walls. It began flowing down and slowly pooled at the base of his length before he even considered pulling out of you.

Your breaths were heavy as you slumped against him, but he was there to catch you just as he always was. Jason’s gentle hands stroked over your back as he attempted to pull out of you.

“No! Just.. jus’ a little longer..” you pleaded. In the middle of the night with nothing to do, he settled back against your plush pillows and pulled the blanket over you both, still buried deep inside you.

“Jus’ need to feel me for a bit, angel?”

Your eyes grew heavy as you nodded against him. You easily relaxed against him, knowing he’d clean you up and get you settled when you were ready.

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Thanks for reading!

#jason sudeikis fluff #jason Sudeikis smut #jason sudeikis masterlist #jason sudeikis x reader #jason sudeikis fic #jason sudeikis fanfiction #jason sudeikis imagine #jason sudeikis one shot #jason sudeikis fanfic #jason sudeikis #my brain is mush #cal makes an appearance

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Jason who loves when you ride him because all he has to do is lean forward to wrap his lips around your nipples 😫

#jason sudeikis x reader #jason Sudeikis rpf #jason Sudeikis smut #jason Sudeikis blurb #just a thought #cal is thinking with her brain

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Hi babes didn’t forget about you all. Still on my ted lasso shit, don’t worry. Graduation in three months… expect some new stuff 😉

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso #ted lasso thoughts #ted lasso imagine #jason sudeikis #jason sudeikis x reader

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Mmm I absolutely stucky x reader fics, esp the ones where they’d been together back in the 40s too. Pls send your faves ☺️

#stucky #poly stucky x reader #stucky x reader #steve rogers x reader #Bucky Barnes x reader

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Hi!! Can we PLEASE get a part two to “Yours” where reader uses her hands on Bucky!! Maybe a little anal play … or a lot 😯 Him getting so spacey over the feeling of her fingers (and mouth 🙈) against him and inside him and also the feeling of letting her do what she wants but still being able to trust her !! Slowly reading through your stuff and your Bucky smut is hands down my favorite. I love the way you write him!!

Sure! and thank you sm for the support <3

Yours too Trigger warnings for PTSD, hinting at SA?, smut, ?mild bdsm. , Bucky has a praise kink 100% of the time tbh Bucky Barnes x F Reader Oneshot 2000 words Smut. 18+ MDNI

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"You promised" he whispers, "Please, doll?"

His breath is hot and slow against her cheek, and then she feels the fog of drousey bliss fading from her head as he kisses gently at her throat.

"They warned me" she mumbles happily, turning onto her side to press their bare fronts together, "Super solider hormones really do put puberty to shame"

Bucky chuckles at that, but when she smirks, presses her lips against his, he can't quite remember why.

He doesn't even remember his own name when she's kissing him, not that he minds. There are much worse things to lose yourself for.

"C'mon then pretty boy" Y/N drawls, holding his jaw in her hand softly, "On your back"

The way he smiles at her makes her chest flutter happily. He's flushed, and soft, and happy to just melt into whatever contact he's given.

He rolls over easily, letting his head fall heavily against he palm and the pillow. She takes a minute to just, look. To admire his features like art as he breathes slow and deep under her consideration.

The room is dimly lit and honestly, in a state of total disarray. Moving from the tower to the compound has meant that almost everything they own is packed away, but even the mess cant distract her for long.

Not with the way the light is making the shadows of his lashes dance across his cheeks. Or with the way his hair is tousled, damp with sweat and starting to curl by his temples as he settles, letting his thighs fall apart as she crawls up between them.

"It's really not fair" she sighs, leaning down to kiss him again, "You're too perfect- just look at you."

"Oh, god" he gasps, cheeks burning hot with flattery "I'm yours"

"I know" Y/N beams, pulling back just enough to look into his eyes again, "you know how I know?"

He's totally captivated. Even as his head shakes, he can't pull his gaze from hers.

"Because I'm yours too"

Her smile is the best thing he's ever seen. He almost wishes he hadn't been so quick to hide it by pulling her in for another kiss.

Almost.

He's practically whining into her mouth by the time she pulls back again. To his surprise, when she does withdraw, she slips down, leaving a trail of hot, searing kisses across his throat, and chest, and-

"Shit- doll, t-that's-"

It's so much. He's so sensitive, and she's barely touching him and then her hands are precisely where her lips had been. Just ghosting the length of him, still slick from before.

"a lot?" she guesses, teasing him with fingers that feel electric against his skin, "That's okay, I'll be real gentle."

A stream of curses errupt from his lips as she flattens her palm across his dick. He can't tell if he's cold and her hands are burning, or if it's the other way around.

"What's your safe word?" she asks calmly, "for if this is too much"

"It's not" he counters quickly,

"Which is why I'm asking now"

"Canter" Bucky replies, relaxing into the feeling of her skin against his.

"Good" she praises, hiding a smirk when his hips give the lightest flick up in response to the word.

He feels his attempt at a scoff melt into a moan, and then, as she starts to stroke him up, and down, he doesn't know what noise he's making, really.

He's just heat, heat and pretty eyes, and the feeling of a million nerve endings being teased at once. Because it is teasing. It's slow, and gentle and it's still nearly more than he can bare, but it's not enough, and he can't help the way he's keening out for more.

"Slut" she teases, quiet and fond as she presses a kiss to his cheek. He hadn't even noticed that she'd stopped. Both of her hands are on his hips now, stroking the skin as she hovers by his face, drinking in the sight of him.

It's sinful. How good he looks laid out this way. His usually sharp muscles soft and trembling with the effort of breathing, his jaw slack, mouth pouting and slightly parted as his eyes follow hers. His metal arm groans as he shifts in place. She nods to reinforce his decision to move, and then almost in reward she kisses him.

Cool vibranium fingers are in her hair, gently tugging at the length as she slips two of her own between their lips and lets him draw them into his mouth.

As Y/N adjusts herself, she lets her eyes track downwards, past the soft dip of his ribs, down to where he's already hardening against his thigh.

She beams at him as he sucks her fingers, flicking his tongue against her knuckles.

"Showing off again, Sarge?" she teases, reaching with her free hand and wrapping his dick in her palm.

He gasps and shudders and his eyes roll back in his head as she starts to stroke him again. It's less gentle now, but it's still not enough and too much all at the same time. He can feel his legs cramping as he tries to keep them still.

She hushes him sweetly, and pulls her two fingers away from his face,

"You speak all those languages and it's still not the most impressive thing your tongue can do"

He'd have laughed, if laughter was something he was capable of with his dick burning in her hand, with his mind racing, giddy at the knowledge of what's coming next- with the way that the most beautiful woman in the world is poised over him, showering him in the most wonderful affection-

and then she's kissing him again, she's kissing him and he can't think and all he can feel is her, and the burning isn't burning anymore it's.. it's fizzing, like an electric current, prickling under his skin. He flexes his metal fist and half expects sparks to fly from the cracks in the plates.

"Fuck, please" he murmurs, words melting into her skin, "Please, please just fuck- please, sugar-"

"Please what?" she drawls, nose against his, her wonderful mouth teasing him now, as well as her hand which has grown still against him.

"Please" he whispers, "please just touch me"

"I am touching you" she counters softly, flicking her wrist as if to make a point, his eyes screw shut for a second and she can't help but sigh adoringly in his direction before bringing her other hand between his legs.

They part instantly, even though they hadn't been closed before.

Sweet, she thinks, he's just so sweet.

It doesn't take long for his eyes to flutter open, bright and blue and shining as he watches her devotedly.

That's when she presses forward, slowly and gently working one finger into him as he lets out a hungry moan that's so deep it could've passed for thunder.

She barely has to move for him to react. He's so over-stimulated that the slightest adjustment has him biting his lip and cursing under his breath.

"Good boy" she whispers, adjusting her position for a final time, so that she's close enough to kiss him, "That's my pretty, pretty boy"

He blurts out her name and then, as she flexes the fingers still holding his dick, he's back to moaning. Lost in the feeling of her. Of her body poised above his, of her hand around him, giving him more contact than he can stand, and of her fingers inside him, barely moving but still drawing every breath from his lung with a fractured sigh.

The electrical circuit of his skin is complete now. Every inch of him is prickling with charge.

Ands it's still too much, and it's still not enough, and he's making noises that he barely recognises as human and whenever he makes his eyes open he sees an angel. The most beautiful thing he's ever seen and she's making him feel so good.

"That's it" she praises, curling her fingers inside him, "Look at you, you're gorgeous"

He's drunk on the affection, on the praise and the tangible love in the air, and the feeling. The feeling of skin on skin, and-

"Oh, god, Y/N- I- I can't"

"Can't what?" she wonders, with a voice like honey, "You're perfect."

"I don't know" he admits, head spinning.

"Shall I stop?" She offers, leaning in to kiss his brow.

"No" he bursts urgently, "no, god, please doll, please don't stop"

She rolls her eyes, kissing him again as she tests a faster pace.

He chokes on a cry and then he sees colours. Bright bursts of colour in his vision and that's when he realises that his eyes must've closed again. They snap open and when he sees the look on his lovers face, he has to bite down on his metal hand to stop from finishing on the spot. He hadn't realised how close he was. He has no idea when the feeling had gone from all encompassing to urgent.

Y/N seems to know though.

Well, of course she does. She can feel him, she can feel and see the way he's coming apart beneath her. She hushes him, pulling her hand away from his dick to pull his fingers from between his teeth.

The lack of contact is a physical shock.

The burning skin between his legs is suddenly way too cold. The room air is like ice and he's too hot.

"You can move" she reminds him, "You're so sweet, Buck-"

"I'm close" he pants wanting to warn her, as if the way his hips have started bucking, searching for friction wasn't a giveaway.

"I know" she confirms, kissing him again. "that's what I promised, right? that I'd fuck you until you were ready to cum again?"

He moans at the memory. At the promise of release on her lips, and then, he sets his jaw blinks,

"But, what about you?" he murmurs, when he's found the words to use.

She just smiles, reaching back between his legs.

"You can owe me one" Y/N promises, "That's how this works, right?"

He gasps in relief as she grasps his pulsing dick in her hand again. Completing the circuit again as she barely starts to move.

"You remember why?" she wonders, tone teasing.

His mind races, flicking backwards as he tries to keep focus.

"B-Because" He pants, "You're mine too?"

"Exactly" she beams, "I'm yours, and you're mine, so…"

she flexes her fingers, twisting them inside him and he can't help but cry out at the feeling. At the feeling of blissful fullness and brilliant electricity and he god, she's so soft and perfect and he can feel the heat pouring away from her, or him, or- just both of them, it's so hot and he's so close and then, before he can catch another breath he's on the edge. He's suddenly hyper aware of how much effort it's taking for him to hold back.

"Come on, sweetheart" she drawls, "that's it"

That's all it takes.

The scream he'd been expecting to hear coming from himself is replaced by a hitched breath and his own pulse in his ears as he explodes into a thousand stars.

Or, that's what it feels like, anyway. The electricity that had been building shocks through him at once. Leaving him breathless and blacked out and heavy on top of the covers. He's vaguely aware of the feeling of movement. Of weight distrubtion changing around him. And then, as a cover drapes across his bare front, he flinches away from the fabric, which feels way too rough against his skin.

What skin? he thinks drearily, he feels raw, like an exposed nerve. Skin, shouldn't let that happen. Still, for pleasure like that, skin seems like a fair trade. He never cared about his much anyway.

"Here" Y/N says softly, snapping him out of his half asleep state, "Drink this"

His eyes flicker open and reality comes back to him all at once. And then, he's beaming. He's grinning like a fool as the woman he loves hands him a glass of water that's still cold from where-ever she'd brought it from.

"That" he sighs tiredly, leaning against her shoulder as she settles back beside him, "Was amazing"

"You" she scoffs, "Are easily pleased."

#in LOVE

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also having some threeway sticky action on the character ai app. i love today

#marvel #stucky #poly stucky x reader #not ted lasso sorry #this does not mean i have forgotten about ted though #don’t get it twisted #steve rogers #bucky barnes #my boyfriends

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i’m on my marvel bullshit rn i’m so sorry babies

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okay y’all have convinced me. going to write this (when i get a moment lol)

can we talk about ted & beard & reader threesome pls

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso #ted lasso thoughts #answered #ted lasso imagine

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okay so should I write this

can we talk about ted & beard & reader threesome pls

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso #ted lasso thoughts #answered #ted lasso imagine

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reverse cowgirl on beard while ted tongues at your clit & beards shaft 🫨

can we talk about ted & beard & reader threesome pls

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso thoughts #answered #ted lasso imagine

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hhhhhholy shit

kinda need you to write something where michelle causes a fight with ted that gets BAD and then you fuck it out...please?

I mean… yeah this is just smut. With a lil bit of ass play.

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“Ted.” You gasped when he rolled you over and his hand crashed against your ass cheek.

“You good?” He asked, spreading your cheeks so his could see his prize. You were lying flat on your stomach and Ted was sat on your thighs, pressing a finger inside of you so he could take what he needed.

You whined and pressed your ass up when you felt him slowly move his finger in and out of you. “I’m good.” You whispered, trying to look back at him.

“God, I can’t wait to just destroy you.” He murmured. He’s not usually like this, Ted is sweet and careful, and even when you do have rough sex he’s always cautious, asking if it felt good, asking if it was too much.

Today though, Ted is pissed off. You argued yesterday because he cancelled on you again to do something with the team but he called you and apologised when he got home. You understood he was a busy man so you apologised for not being understanding.

That’s not what has brought this on though, when you turned up at his flat he was on the phone to Michelle, they were arguing about something, probably Henry, and you could hear the anger in Ted’s voice. Its not something you heard very often, in fact, the only other time was early in your relationship was when you were drunk and you’d flirted with a bartender in front of him, he certainly hadn’t been happy about that, you went home alone that night.

Tonight though, the fight really got under his skin. Even after they hung up the phone Ted was texting Michelle furiously. You saw a few of the messages, some were hard to miss because they were in capital letters but you saw him tell her that he was doing everything he could, that he was well aware he was half way across the world and that maybe she wasn’t doing a good enough job. You knew he’d regret that one later and you decided maybe you should step in before it went too far. You’d tried to distract him by putting one of his favourite romcoms on but he was just huffing and puffing about. So you decided to try something else, you’d straddled his lap and before you could even say anything he had hard, hot lips on yours.

That’s how you found yourself here, in bed, with Ted adding another finger into you and ran his thumb over your asshole, which he’d never touched before.

“Can I?” He asked and you thought about saying no but you started this, you wanted to make him feel better and maybe this would help.

“Just one.” You murmured back, closing your eyes to try and stay focused on his good his fingers felt inside of you.

He’d used your slick to coat his thumb and he pressed it very carefully inside of your ass.

“Oh my god.” You muttered, gripping at the sheets beneath you, just one single digit was making you feel full to the hilt.

“Fuck.” You heard him say behind you and when he started to move you moaned loudly. It was an odd feeling, it felt good, really good, but it kinda hurt it a nice way. When he’d found a steady rhythm you were struggling to breathe it felt that good, Ted couldn’t take his eyes off of you and he was finding it hard not to just fuck you right there and then.

“You love this.” He commended, slapping your ass again and you cried out. “You’re soaking, darlin’. You’re dripping.”

“I’m gonna cum.” You whimpered back to him.

“Really? I haven’t even touched your clit.” All you could do was moan in response cos he picked the speed up a little. “Cum.” He ordered. “Show me how good it feels for you to have your ass filled.”

Your orgasm hit you suddenly, it was intense and you couldn’t help the volume of the sounds coming out of you. You barely had a second to register what had just happened because as quick as Ted’s fingers were out of you, his cock was inside of you. He held your asscheeks so he could watch himself disappearing inside of you and you were a mess beneath him.

“Calm down.” He told you, moving slowly in and out of you so you could catch your breath.

“Ted.” You whined, pushing back on him because you were desperate for more, you were desperate for him to move quicker and not at this torturous pace.

“Calm down,” he said again, “or I’m going to fuck you like this for hours.”

You were a bit worried when you started this that Ted wasn’t in the right of mind, that he’d lose himself but you can’t hide the fact that this is turning you on to no end. You’re dripping around him even at this slow and deliberate pace he’s teasing you with and calming down right now seemed impossible.

“Ted.”

“You keep saying my name, honey, but you know what I need you to do.”

“Please.” You whimpered, pushing back on him again but he held your hips down against the bed.

“Just relax. Relax and I’ll make you feel real good, ok?”

You nodded, focusing on your breathing and when Ted was satisfied with your response he quickened his thrusts.

“There you go.” He soothed, still holding you down against the bed. “Told ya I’d give you what you wanted, did I? Ya don’t have to beg for it.” Ted cracked his hand down on your ass again and you groaned, it stung because it was in exactly the same spot as the previous spanks but you were gagging for more.

After his pace hit what can only be described as relentless, he pulled you up so you were on your knees slightly, your ass sticking higher up so he could fuck you at a better angle.

“Fuck!” You moaned, grabbing on to anything you possibly could which was really just bed sheets. You thought it couldn’t get any better, then his thumb was back in your ass and you were meeting every single one of his thrusts.

“Yes!” You practically screamed and he smirked down at you, you just knew it was there even if you couldn’t see it.

“I can’t wait to fuck your ass one day. You’re gonna love it, aren’t you? Let me hear you.”

“Yes, yes, yes.” You chanted, barely able to think anything else.

When Ted’s hand was on your ass again it was game over. Everything built and built and built until it burst through your body like an explosion. Your whole body shook and you couldn’t even stay up right, Ted had had to hold your hips so he could keep fucking you through it.

“Fuck, come here.” He said, all of a sudden pulling out of you and scrambled to the top of the bed. You knew exactly what he wanted, you shuffled to meet him and opened your mouth so he could press into it. He was drenched with your cum and you moaned around him, the vibrations alone setting him off and he came in hot spurts down your throat. He held the back of your head but it wasn’t like you’d move until you had every last drop anyway.

When you both collapsed on the bed you couldn’t even speak, you were both sweating and your chests were heaving.

“Well, I feel better.” He said after a few minutes and rolled over on to his side to wrap his arm around you. “Sorry for letting my emotions get the better of me tonight.” He said, pulling you closer and you just smiled at him with hooded eyes.

“There he is.” You murmured, snuggling up to him. “It’s ok. That was fun.”

“Yeah? It was, wasn’t it?”

You hummed back at him and you both fell in to silence, both absolutely exhausted after that but before either of you fell asleep Ted spoke again.

“Oh and I will be fucking you in the ass at some point… if you’ll let me.”

#ted lasso fanfic #ted lasso x reader #answered #fic rec #acc rec

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bECAUSE it’s so hot. let’s expand babe

can we talk about ted & beard & reader threesome pls

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Okay but you know the mix of Beard taking out all the kinky stuff and Ted just wanting to cuddle is 🥵

beard is the hard dom and ted is so soft for you. ted would totally sub for you both some nights too!!

and would prob need the most aftercare tbh

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso #answered #ted lasso thoughts #ted lasso imagine #ted lasso smut #ted lasso x reader x coach beard #yeah i’m the worst for not finishing kinktober #it’ll happen one of these days

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can we talk about ted & beard & reader threesome pls

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso #ted lasso thoughts

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girl where are you??? are you okay? been missing your Jason posts ☹️🫶

hi babe yes i am alive 🥲 my whole class failed the last test so i’m busting my ass for the next one since it’s our last before the final. but i’ll have minimal work this next semester so you guys will see a looooot more of me after january!