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Burger Kong is the hungriest member of the DK Crew

He's the eater of the bunch You know him well His jaw can break A thick clam shell

He has no gun He's not allowed He ate all the ammo And shat on a crowd

#dk #donkey Kong

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Frank, do you need to talk?

Can you show us your favorite poem?

Sure. (NB: for the record, I have not been doing a Poetry Month, I’ve just been posting the poems I have in a reblog on my Tumblr)

This one I did yesterday. I don’t like it as much as the last one, but I do like it better.

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This one from April 2016

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This one from October 2016

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From April of 2017

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From April 2017

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From October 2017

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And one I did on my phone, with a photo of my cat (for those of you who have been wondering)

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#oh my #text #bot #talking to the bots again

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I don’t usually post about politics, but the UK situation has degenerated into a sitcom that thinks it’s a docudrama. Or vice versa.

If “Blackadder”, “The New Statesman” and “Yes Prime Minister” had a bastard child, it would look like this.

@dduane​ reblogged someone’s “Explanation for Non-UK readers” HERE.

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There have been nearly (more than?) 60 resignations and 1 sacking - that one was for threatening to resign if Prime Minister Boris Johnson didn’t.

BJ mishandling Covid response to the tune of a mountain of corpses didn’t start this, BJ having parties while the rest of the country was in lockdown didn’t do it, BJ giving his minders the slip to chat with a KGB agent (they call themselves FSB nowadays haha but we know who they are, and what was that about anyway?) didn’t do it.

The list of things that didn’t do it is astonishing.

This memorable image of the Queen observing attendance numbers and distancing at her husband’s funeral…

…stands for all the other people who couldn’t attend funerals or even be with dying family members.

The night before that photo was taken, there were two (TWO) parties at 10 Downing Street…

But no resignations.

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The catalyst involved a known sex-pest called Chris Pincher - ”Pincher by name, pincher by nature” BJ is claimed to have said after the first male-groping incident and formal complaint. That was in November 2017.

18 months later Pincher was back in favour - BJ favourite catchphrases are “time to move on” and “put this thing behind us” (ooh-er, Missus!) - and held the post of Deputy Chief Whip (swish-smack! you could NOT make this stuff up…)

Then in June 2022 Mister Whippee groped other males at a party. They were Party Members as well as party attendees, and it seems Pincher pinched their members as well as their arses. Maybe he thought that made it okay. What British Tories regard as acceptable nowadays is a mystery.

There was another formal complaint about the incident.

After which…

The Prime Minister denied that he’d been told anything about it, then denied that he’d been told very much about it, then denied that he’d been told as much about it as the people who told him about it said they’d told him about it, then claimed that he’d forgotten what he’d been told about it, then was confronted in an open letter with proof showing that he’d not only been told about it, but exactly how much he’d been told about it.

And that’s when the resignations started.

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The number of letters with phrases like “…can no longer tolerate…” show that those whose names are on those letters were content to tolerate everything prior. They are no more admirable after the letters than they were before.

It seems - did it apply to the woman caught by an MP giving BJ a BJ in his office? (oh yes, that happened too) - that the Johnsonite gang would rather swallow than spit.

Maybe it’s something learned at Public School, or maybe the rug’s too soggy with sleaze to absorb any more.

It’s certainly lumpy enough from all the stuff swept under it.

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At time of posting,

Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia offered to provide a venue for any press conference due to “having experience with this sort of thing”.

Somebody was sent to get the Mess Webley.

BJ is believed to have resigned as Leader of the Conservative Party (although his speech did not use the word “resign” anywhere) but plans to stay on until the October party conference as “Caretaker PM” - which conveniently allows use of Chequers, the PM’s country home, for his next wedding reception. At taxpayer expense. Apparently invitations have already gone out.

Nobody can find the Mess Webley.

Moves are already afoot to extract him from the No 10 janitor’s cupboard before he can fill the resignation posts with acquiescent lickspittles, as well as fears of what he might do or cover up in the interim out of carelessness, disinterest, personal interest or spite.

Nobody can find the ammunition for the Mess Webley.

Ex Tory PM John Major has publicly stated that for the good of the country (and other countries!) BJ should not be allowed to remain PM.

It’s as if somebody has deliberately hidden the Mess Webley.

And its ammunition.

Also, someone who enjoys irony posted this (Gordon Brown (Labour) was 4 PMs ago.)

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Currently the most respected, trusted and popular resident of 10 Downing Street continues to be Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.

#what a wild ride #he's gone!!! #uk #good riddance :) #politics #sigh

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#signal boost #for the 'mericans

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FUCK THE USA IT’S RUPPHIRE PROPOSAL DAY

#steven universe #absolute gems #literally #su

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That's a lot of mountains, Frank

could you rename some american cities

I'll give you a list of some possibilities:

Albany, Auburn, Asheville, Bend, Bloomington, Brockport, Brooklyn, Burlington, Buffalo, Cedar Rapids, Cleveland, Dayton, Dallas, Decorah, Des Moines, Davenport, Denver, Des Moines, Dover, Durango, Eau Claire, Evansville, Fort Wayne, Gainesville, Garland, Fort Collins, Gainesville, Galveston, Gainesville, Garden City, Galveston, Galesburg, Gainesville, Garland, Grand Rapids, Greenwood, Grand Forks, Grand Island, Greeley, Greensboro, Greenville, Greeville, Greenville, Greenville, Greenville, Greensboro, Greenville, Granby, Grand Rapids, Grand Rapids, Greensboro, Greenwich, Greensboro, Greenville, Grove City, Greensboro, Grundy, Greensboro, Guilford, Hampden, Hanover, Harrisburg, Hartford, Henderson, Houston, Hartsfield, Harrisonburg, Hattiesburg, Havre de Grace, Henderson, Houston, Harrisonburg, Hastings, Hawkinsville, Hays, Hilton Head, Helena, Hendersonville, Houston, Humble, Houston, Huntsville, Idalou, Illinois State, Ithaca, Jacksonville, Kent, King City, Klamath Falls, Klamath Springs, Knoxville, Knoxville, Lake City, Lamar, Lawrence, Leavenworth, Lawrenceville, Lebanon, Louisville, Logan, London, Lyndon B. Johnson, Lowell, Lynchburg, Lumberport, Madison, Manchester, Mayfield, McCall, McFarlene, Mcintosh, Macon, Macomb, Madelia, Madison, Malone, Malone, Madison, Madison, Madras, Magnolia, Mahanoy, Mahoning, Magnolia, Mako, Magnolia, Madison, Madison, Mandan, Manhattan, Manhattan, Manassas, Manatee, Manchester, Mansfield, Manzanar, Manhattan, Mansfield, Marshall, Marlow, Martinsville, Marlboro, Marlon, Marmet, Marshallville, Marion, Mariposa, Marsh, Marshfield, Marthasville, Martin, Martinsville, Marysville, Marysville, Mason, Maysville, McCall, McIntosh, McKeesport, McKinney, McLain, McMinn County, McGavock, McGregor, McMinn County, McMinn County, McMinn County, McConnell, Mcminville, McMinnville, McMurdo, McNary, McSwain, Medina, Medina, Miami, Milano, Milford, Mililani, Milton, Milton, Milton, Milton, Montgomery, Montgomery, Monroe, Montgomery, Montville, Montgomery, Montevideo, Montezuma, Montgomery, Montgomery County, Montezuma, Monticello, Montpelier, Montezuma, Montgomery, Monterey, Montgomery, Montgomery, Montgomery County, Montreat, Mount Airy, Mount Belvidere, Mount Auburn, Mount Dora, Mountain Brook, Mountain Brook, Mountainboro, Mountain City, Mountain Grove, Mountainside, Mountain Lakes, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lakes, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lake, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lake, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lake, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Lake, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lee, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lakes, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain LAWRENCE, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Land, Mountain Lee, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Leef, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lakes, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Larry, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Land, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Leef, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Larry, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Leef, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Larry, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Larry, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Laurel, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Leef, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Larry, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lawn, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Larry, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Larry, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lovell, Mountain Lee, Mountain Lo

#oh my #text #bot

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Fow each daw you dwon't answew twe owos, anothew one will stwike òwó

I can't believe it's been a year since this massacre

Kinda wanna wait and see how long this pans out for 🤔

You're lucky I downloaded the app and get notifications otherwise you'd be waiting months ^^"

#3 owos #3 days #this again #I'm never on here anymore #gotta wait till June #then I'll be free of uni #owo #ask #anon #hmmm #perisquint #got this a few days ago #but they've been sticking to their daily owos #so I should put them out their misery #sfgbbs

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Look at this glorious baby

EAT YOUR GREENS

PEAS 🦆

#also #thank you #shvr #much appreciate #uwu #duck #ducko #quacker #peas #CHOMP #delicious #eat your greens #nomnomnom #ducks #video #reblog #tag #eeeee

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Aaaaaaaaaaaa

Where Magic Gets Real

#duck #baby #duckling #cute #didney #wurld #disney world #eeee

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SBDSNDBSDNFN

Newest ep spoilers got allowed and everyone acted in the best was possible.

#whoops #At least I can spell lasange #thot #sjsdjkds #we're so original #lasange #lasanga #ho boi #oocd #lapidot cafe

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Borthday Broot

So, there is no simple way to explain this picture to those who do not know her well. You either know or you don’t. Without further ado, I present to you an alternative twist on a classy painting…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FABULOUS OCTOPUS WIFE <3

Have a tentacular octorrific… squidulous cephalovely um WONDERFUL DAY!!

Can you believe it’s been 9 months since you joined us?? It already feels like years somehow! Already so many things that I could mention. Highs, lows, in-jokes (so dang many), vc’s… and plenty more to come!

Let’s see… octopus… moon… the wedding, patronizing Skele (sorry Grassbro), owo asks, glass bones and paper skin, me hoy minoy, the many curses, kits (Twee!), chickidees, duckos, jactive, banhammering, bot shenanigans, Walmart, cultural differences, fatua, diaries… the list goes on.

Whatever happens, I hope things get better for you. Find something that makes you happy, that’s the important thing. You gotta trust yourself a bit more and learn how to motivate yourself so you can do wonderful things~

Send this octo some positive vibes~

@brttn

#HAPPY BORTHDAY #BISH #YASSSss #Brit #Reblog #for personal blog #uwu #octopus #she a bean #a green bean #fitin' machine #uwo

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!!!!!

Diamond Days snowflake (based on the Diamond Authority logo from the trailer)

I got inspiration from the SU snowflakes by @doodlebug18

#yes #nice #ooooh #now I wanna try #snowflake #su #steven universe #diamonds #neato #reblog #craft

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Any time @legit-shiznet enters the chat

#discord #out of context discord #spooky scary skeletons #grassbro #:3c #time to get spooky #skele #my favourite skeleton

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#me #text #reblog #mood #introvert

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A true grassbro @legit-shiznet

During a hide and Seek game, Bulbasaur went back to take Togepi to a better hiding spot so it doesn’t get sad losing quickly. 

Bulbasaur was a real bro.

#:3 #grassbro #I would do this for you bro #bulbasaur #pikachu #togepi #pokemon #gif #skele #hehe

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!!!!!!!! ^______^

You may talk with me and my son whenever you wish

#those cuties #oh #gosh #thank #:3 #sweet #grassbro #pokemon #bulbasaur #I love #plush #eeeeee