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𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : ENOUGH OF THIS PEACE . I CHOOSE VIOLENCE AND I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND MURDER AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND . I AM ANGRY!!

𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗼 : oh , you're so adorable , come here and give your onichan a hug

𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : wh-what? DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID ? I WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE

𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗼 , 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 : omg this is so cute

#anime #jjk memes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #jjk choso

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𝗠𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 : You're so annoying

𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : . . . Then let go of my hand

𝗠𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 : * holding onto yuji's hand tighter* no.

#anime #incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #gojo satoru #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk yuji #yuji itadori

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[ ʙᴛs ɢᴄ ]

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : Waved at a man today because i thought he was waving at me

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : Turns out he was waving at someone else , so to not seem awkward i kept my hand up for a taxi which is now taking me to the airport

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : if you need me i'll be in Poland starting my new life

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𝗠𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 : Can i be frank with you guys

𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗮 : Sure but i dont see why changing your name is gonna help

𝗬𝘂𝗷𝗶 : Can i still be Yuji ?

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : ssh , let frank speak

#anime #incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #jjk memes #jjk megumi #jjk yuji #yuji itadori #jjk nobara #nobara kugisaki #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo

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bts having this weird habit of touching the body part a member is talking about like , tae could talk about his ass getting fat and you'd see six hands taking turns in grabbing it

Cr ctrlsea on twt

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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[ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ]

𝗞𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 : we have taken your leader

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : can we talk to him

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : guys-

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : hey joon where's the remote

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : check the fridge

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 , 𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 : ok cool thanks text me when you're on your way home

[ʜᴀɴɢs ᴜᴘ]

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 , 𝗳𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 : he always leaves it there by mistake when he gets up for snacks haha anyways what were we talking about ?

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : *smacks Jungkook on the face*

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : what was that for???

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : sorry a mosquito landed on your cheek *shows hand* see?

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : I LITERALLY SAW YOU DRAW IT WITH A BLACK MARKER

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻: tae why are you crying ?

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 , 𝘀𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 : just cutting some onions

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : those are potatoes

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[ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ]

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻: i'm so done with you

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶: K

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : don't use "k" on me

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : oay

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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[ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ɢᴏᴊᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛᴏ ]

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : *highlights an entire page of notes*

𝗚𝗲𝘁𝗼 : bro , you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : *makes a highlight mark on Geto's arm*

𝗚𝗲𝘁𝗼 : why'd you do that bro

𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 : because you're important to me bro

𝗚𝗲𝘁𝗼 : B R O

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu geto #jujutsu sorcerer #gojo satoru #geto suguru #gojo x geto #satosugu #satorugojo

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𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : why do you have green food dye.... And why are you eating green cookies ??

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : the doctor said I need to eat more greens , so im on a dye-it

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 , 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 : oh my god

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Namjoon : human milk are for human babies

Hoseok : cow milk is for baby cows

Taehyung : and almond milk is for baby almonds

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸: You know that I know you stole something the first day we met-

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : sorry i'll return your wallet

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : -my heart

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : . .

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : . .

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : . .

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : wait what-

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : i will buy you something to eat later

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : what if i die before it though ?

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : then we'll send some food through an ouija board

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : tell me something i don't know

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 : you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : what the fu-

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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The most shocking moment is when you find out that a certain korean lyric was actually english the whole time

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook

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𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : man im sooooooo drunk

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : at what point do we tell him that he took shots of mouthwash instead of alcohol

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 , 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹 : we don't

#bts incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #bts army #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #kim taehyung #min yoongi #park jimin #jeon jungkook