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supportive sirius <33

Sirius: *scheming* we should set James up with someone

Remus: Padfoot, not again

Sirius: Yeah, yeah, I know, last time I messed up, but I could do better this time

Remus: *weary sigh* Who, then?

Sirius: Well I was thinking…

Remus: Spit it out

Sirius: Well I could kill two birds with stone really…

Remus: or we could just not kill any birds

Sirius: *ignoring him* well there were two people I was thinking about setting up, why not set them up together…

Remus: …You aren’t talking about your brother, right?

Sirius: Of course I am. Who else would I trust with James’s heart?

Remus: This can’t possibly end well

Sirius: Why not? They both love me, right? That should be enough to get them started. 

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Garden

from @jegulus-microfic's prompt, forest (115 words)

I'm in love with the whole 'Regulus as a forest spirit and James as a human' concept so i wrote it :D

Regulus steps out into his garden. It's lettuce season, and the leaves seem to be growing nicely. He lifts a hand to cast a small rain cloud and turns to retreat back inside when he sees him.

Humans rarely come near his area of the forest yet here he is. A young wanderer, looking incredibly lost and transfixed on Regulus.

"Hello there," Regulus says. The man looks around, seeming confused as to where the voice came from. Right. Humans aren't used to that.

"Hello there," Regulus repeats, out loud this time.

"Oh, hello there," the man replies with a goofy, crooked smile. And Regulus feels a little fluttering in his chest he's never felt before.

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ah yes, the tragedy of the “historians will call them close friends” gays in dark academia:

- neil perry and todd anderson (bonus: charlie dalton and knox overstreet)

- james farrow and oliver marks

- richard papen and francis abernathy

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if i could hold you for a minute, i'd go through it again

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there is nothing I love more than the idea that all the poets knew Neil and Todd were in love but were never really sure if any of the other poets knew because they all kept quiet as to not out them

Meeks, always such an insomniac, hoping a late night walk will get him to feel at least a bit tired and noticing their door is accidentally left open. with a worried curiosity he peeks in to see them curled up in the same bed fast asleep. he carefully closes the door for them and when Pitts asks why he’s up he just says he was getting water

Pitts on the school’s roof with the radio him and Meeks have been working on. Not many others are outside but he spots Todd and Neil outside and they’re very close to each other, faces nearly inches apart. all he does is gather up the radio and leave, telling Meeks they’d get a better reception in the library

Knox knows that the poems Todd writes are for Neil, he found the love poems on accident while looking for the chemistry papers Todd promised him. now he feels an overwhelming urge to hide the notebook Todd writes them in whenever it’s left out in the open and often tells Charlie off if he tries to go rooting through it, strangely more defensive than what Charlie is used to

before Keating’s advice, Charlie did know to tread carefully when it’s needed. when the conversations in the cave turn to be about love and girls he carefully steers it away from the two boys huddled in the corner, more than willing to direct it towards himself and make up obviously false stories just to keep the attention away from them

even Cameron knows better. he loves studying in the quiet library but is quick to pack his things up when he can see just beyond the bookcases Neil and Todd sharing a gentle moment, sparing them the privacy. when Charlie gives him an obnoxious interrogation about why he’s studying in their room if he’s going to complain about the noise, he keeps his lips firmly sealed

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Achilles: We were once having sex with Patroclus and he said "move faster".

Achilles: I stared roaring because I heard "Mufasa".....

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the fact that Patroclus was prepared for Achilles’ death but Achilles was never prepared for Patroclus’ death :,)

#the song of achilles #tsoa madeline miller #tsoa patroclus #the iliad #ancient greek #greek mythology #crying #madeline miller #patroclus #patrochilles #achilles #philtatos #achilles x patroclus #thetis #tradegy

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SO TRUE

Okay but “his body was never found” I also would like to point out: Oliver was told “James is gone,” not “James is dead.”

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yk whats traumatising? reading the secret history in class, your mentor walking by saying he read it (twenty years ago) and not even ten minutes later getting to THE jailbird brother scene💀

#it was traumatic #the secret history #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #tsh #donna tartt #richard papen #francis abernathy #dark acamedia #i want to cry #this happened awhile ago but still #kill me please #he also said it was impressive i read it in english #but english is my second language and i think in it #i had to sit there in shock #i still haven't recovered

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Little things in TSH that I had missed or forgotten the first time I read it:

It took Richard a whole year of pestering the college to let him in. It really proves how obsessive he is

Richard bumping into Francis in the hall before he joins the study group and being like: “Wowee I can’t believe that guy touched me. That was so cool; he was SO cool :D”

Francis talking to a cat he found on campus 🥹

CHARLES AND CAMILLA HAVE SLIGHT SOUTHERN ACCENTS

Julian loves flowers and keeps a bunch in his classroom

Richard’s Totally Real Car, Christine

Judy costuming, in her own words, “fucking As You Like It” implying that she also has to study obnoxious literature for her classes

Bunny genuinely believing Francis is as smart as Henry

Bunny is the only person who can make Henry laugh 🥺

Francis had a relative who died on the Titanic

Bunny would hide out at Richard’s whenever he pissed Marion off

Francis used to read Richard’s French homework out loud for him

Bunny’s hero is Caesar

Henry’s middle name is Marchbanks

Francis is a fan of the Boston Red Sox

The twins shrug with one shoulder

Henry finds Gucci “rather grand”

Charles’ wild cat that he forces Francis and Richard to bring to the farmhouse

Richard reads Proust *cough, cough, kinda gay, cough, cough*

When Francis is in the hospital in the epilogue, Richard reads “Our Mutual Friend” to him which, according to Goodreads, is about “the unfailing power of wealth to corrupt all who crave it.”

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the marauders as IWWV characters:

Regulus Black: Oliver Marks

James Potter: James Farrow

Pandora Lovegood: Filippa Kosta

Xenophilius Lovegood: Camilo Verela

Mulciber: Richard Stirling

Barty Crouch Jr.: Alexander Vass

Evan Rosier: Colin Hyland

#if we were villains #dark acamedia #iwwv #marauders #oliver marks #james farrow #james potter #regulus black #pandora lovegood #xenophilius lovegood #filippa kosta #dark acedemia books #ive been thinking about this for a while #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #barty jr #jegulus #starchaser #wolfstar #rosekiller

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Every June Will & Hannibal send a Pride postcard to Jack covered in blood but in a lame ‘facebook couple’ pose style and it’s always in a different country and by the time he gets there, there’s no trace of them. His fridge is covered in postcards from them and Jack tells his therapist he’s losing his mind because he’s happy to see Will finally smile even if he’s committing murders with a cannibal

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happy pride month to Francis Abernathy and Francis Abernathy only

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imo the homeric question is pretty useless since there will probably be no concrete evidence for both opinions (especially since it’s been ongoing for so long)

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Stop fanfictions and posts where Achilles calls Patroclus "Pat". Achilles would never call Patroclus "Pat". Achilles is the only person in the world to pronounce the name Patroclus well, to detach the syllables well, not to say it at full speed until it is just an almost inaudible word. He pronounces it with love and care, and Patroclus loves it. So Achilles would go on forever, pronouncing his name as if it was his favourite word - and it probably is. No diminutive. Just Patroclus.

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I made this as a sequel to this😂😂😂

if only if only if only😭😭

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"I swear it"