Am I having fun with Immortals of Aveum? I donāt know. Sometimes Iām like āthis rulesā but it has several things going against it:
* The worst fucking traversal puzzle mechanics ever invented
* Riverdale-level dialogue
* So many cinematics all the time
* Crafting bonanza bullshit
The animation is so good and the environments are pretty and the gameplay is all right, but holy shit this protagonist is so fucking annoying. Holy shit shut up. Or let me skip all that. He suuuucks.
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Also what the fuck is the Bills strategy here? Why are you giving Xavier Worthy to KC?
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The Falcons are trying to be the Chiefs by taking a big QB prospect even with a proven starter on the roster. The difference is that Alex Smith was already there when Mahomes was drafted and the Falcons just signed Cousins to a pretty significant deal like a month ago. The Chiefs were already a pretty complete team with playoff potential, not so for Atlanta.
Weāll see if it works out but Iām not confident.
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Me, watching the beginning of Raya and the Last Dragon: why does everyone hate this movie? This is kinda rad
Me, the second Sisu shows up: ohhhhhhhhh yeah okay this sucks
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āYouth pastorās wifeā if only you knew how much danger you are in.
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āHoly cutscene Christā is so true.
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Taylor Swiftās music has always been the safest mean of whatever style sheās trying to leech from. Her writing, especially, radiates so much privilege itās impossible to take her seriously. The only thing tortuous about her new album is how much of a chore it is to read when every conceivable content machine has to glaze the hell out of it.
This woman is a billionaire. She gave up whatever soul she had to get there, and that irrevocably stains anything she creates.
I donāt think you can even create ātorturedā poetry from a private jet that you own and operate almost every day.
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200 songs in like three years and only 4 or 5 of them are any good.
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Oh, they took 28 Days Later off line, huh? Well Iāll just check eBay for a blu-ray, no big dealā¦
Oh for fuck sake. āRareā $90. Fuck off.
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You canāt change the name of a photo album on imgur because the people who make decisions there are absolute morons. Remember when it was a functional website?
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An Army National Guard ad before Civil War is too perfect. Thanks, kings.
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As much as I try to stay away from this kind of analysis, if you follow more than one barstool account you have no taste or personality.
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Monkey Man rules.
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What happened to Fandango? Why does it suck so hard now?
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Women on the internet: Iāve been abused and harassed by so many men in my life, often by the ones I should have been able to trust. Men use many methods to belittle and infantalize me, includingā
Fucking weirdos: why would you add to the male suicide epidemic this way šš
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Zack Snyder make a good movie the first time around challenge (impossible)
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