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Spotted Eagle Ray (Aetobatus narinari), feeding, family Aetobatidae, Roatan, Honduras

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photograph by Bosco Bearbones

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Bc my dad is so dark and mysterious and sometimes thinks he’s chrisbrown

#shitpost #my father was supposed to be casted as Edward !!!! #twilight

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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

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the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

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#marine memes #fishblr #why u guys liek fish sm #fish media

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This would cure my depression

this is not a want, it's a need

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Mariana Trench meme I just made that I must share

#mariana trench #fish memes #fish media #zoarcidae #Pompeii worm #eelpout

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I use to get so emo to Dancing with tears in my eyes by Ke$ha like 12 years ago. I am now feeling the need to make this… I think it’s so funny pls laugh

#rawring 20s #blingee #blinkies #emo music #ke$ha #emo #dancing with tears in my eyes #this is fucking beautiful #i’m dying

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Whenever someone asks me about my religion/ beliefs I never say anything because it’s such an unknown belief… I am an epicist, an epicist is someone who practices Epicism; Epicism is believing to be epic. When you don’t follow this you may feel down about yourself and not so epic. One of the more known practices of Epicism is what we call “Fred Dursting”, it is a practice done when u are distressed/ emotional. During this practice you will stop hurting and start Fred Dursting. Prophecy says one day everyone will be an epicist, this will bring us to enter the Epacolypse. No more fighting for dominance because we all will know our worth as epic, we will live in peace.

#epicism #epic #this is my religion #religion #fred durst #polotics #this is the true me #coming out #educational

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Im watching freaks & geeks for the first time, and tell me why Cindy has to do my boy Sam like that:( COME ON DUDE

#fucktodd #polotics #freaks and geeks

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So thirsty for more vanilla extract

#size large vanilla extract #vanilla extract #I’m drowning in the vanilla extract every time I open this app