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[backwoodsbigfoot]

My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. — Psalms 38:5

oh come on

New rule everyone in the us is assigned a different Bible verse to be theirs. I'm tired of everyone signing their emails off with Joshua 24:15. Some of y'all are going to have to settle for a begat to hang on your wall alongside your "live laugh love" woodcut. Sorry

[backwoodsbigfoot]

Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel was stabbed while he was giving a sermon. He is alive and in a stable condition. Please pray for his health and his safety.

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[backwoodsbigfoot]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[backwoodsbigfoot]

God bless <3

I made a magnolia tea latte so good I'm having a religious experience at my desk

this is a PSA to go steal some magnolia flowers from your neighbor's yard TODAY

[backwoodsbigfoot]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[backwoodsbigfoot]

🌴🌳🌴🌴🦍🦛🌴🐘🌱

Little jungle for your dash!!!

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[backwoodsbigfoot]

This is the correct number of smooches

I just wanna give him a lil smooch right on his forehead

[backwoodsbigfoot]

"Romantic love is a modern concept" no it is not. Romantic love is a premodern concept. We are living in a culture that's almost entirely deconstructed, revised, subverted and abandoned the concept of romantic love. We are living in a post romantic love culture. Stop projecting your modern biases onto history by assuming they somehow knew even less about romantic love than we do just because they hadn't invented the language and terminology that came into vogue in the 1600's-1800's and which our cynicism eventually murdered

[backwoodsbigfoot]

I just wanna give him a lil smooch right on his forehead

#his SMILE he’s so cute 😭 #look at that face #a very good face #boromir #lotr

[backwoodsbigfoot]

MANFLESH

Living in Middle Earth

Cons

Dark Lords always trying to dominate everyone

Pros

No apparent signs of capitalism

#mutuals simp together #boromir #aragorn #lotr

[backwoodsbigfoot]

i love fur, i love leather, i love wool, i love long lasting materials without plastic in them that will decompose and go back into the ecosystem after serving me well for several decades.

[backwoodsbigfoot]

little guy!!!

⚔️💥(2024.1.28)

#he’s so cute #boromir #lotr fanart #pixel art #lotr

[backwoodsbigfoot]

Poor Sean lmaooo, I can absolutely relate because I SUCK at canoeing. Give me a rowing shell any day.

ik we all love the “Sean Bean climbing a mountain to avoid riding in a helicopter” bit but equally important I think is “Sean Bean never getting the hang of the canoes and needing to be towed back to the right area multiple times bc he just kept fucking getting lost on the river”

#also important context to the helicopter thing is he did in fact have to take a helicopter #once. #orlando rode with him and was like ‘i’ll never forget his hand on my knee. just a complete white-knuckled grip’ #and it was to do the scene where boromir picks up the ring and viggo says that 1) he was worried abt sean being able to do the scene at all #and 2) afterwards he went up like ‘hey.. were you thinking abt the helicopter the whole time’ #and sean bean went ‘yes.’ #so yk. genuine stress in that scene lmfao #boromir #lotr #lord of the rings

[backwoodsbigfoot]

he sure could 😉

He could Sean his Bean in- He could- Anytime-

#boromir #he is the prettiest boy #lord of the rings #boromir fanart

[backwoodsbigfoot]

Boromir baby, no 😭

#poor thing #Boromir #lotr

[backwoodsbigfoot]

The One Ring would offer me Boromir as a husband and I would fold INSTANTLY

Today's poll inspired by this post from @saurons-pr-department.

#lotr #lord of the rings #poll #boromir #I love him