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b1uef4iry · 4 months
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look at the cute snake😭
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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b1uef4iry · 5 months
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whoa got tagged 😭😭
come do the "would you sit next to me" picrews i found on twitter (and tumblr) with me!!
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https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1873485
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/230275
(no pressure) tagging: @kazemiya @ainescribe @thalaglia @dustofthedailylife @venusflwers @kaeffeinee @soleillunne @manager-of-the-pudding-bank @catcze @euniveve @snobwaffles @haliyamori @jingyuansbird @faesther @oveloof @heiayen @akiayama @https-furina @achy-boo @zhongrin @twanette @vennnnn-diagram @mhiieee @realkavehgf @yinyinggie ++ everyone else who wants to do it!! if you see this you're automatically tagged. no pressure though hehe
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b1uef4iry · 8 months
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On Monday, September 14th, at 6:17pm, children boarded the Cyclone roller coaster 🎢
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b1uef4iry · 8 months
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completely unrelated pictures I feel like posting together for funsies
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b1uef4iry · 8 months
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Why is tumblr celebrating one piece and not this incredibly important religious date
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b1uef4iry · 8 months
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A BLACK GIRL RUNS THIS BLOG BITCH
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b1uef4iry · 8 months
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Twitter made me do a double take today
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b1uef4iry · 9 months
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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b1uef4iry · 9 months
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WHAT IS GOING ON.
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b1uef4iry · 9 months
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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b1uef4iry · 9 months
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don’t know how many times i gotta say this…I LOVE BLACK WRITERS AND EVERYTHING WE DO !! WE’RE REALLY THE SHIT IM NOT EVEN SORRY ABOUT THAT !! AINT NOBODY ELSE GOT ME TWIRLING MY FEET, KICKING SCREAMING INTO MY MATTRESS AND GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC WHEN READING X BLACK READER FICS IDCIDC.
TS SO GOOD, BLACK WRITERS ARE SUCH A GIFT I WANNA CRY I LOVE US BAD
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b1uef4iry · 10 months
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im upset
𝙄𝙢 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
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Synopsis | Bakugou hates people touching him. But after certain events take place, he waste no time in reaching for your embrace.
Word count | 4.2 k
cw | character death, angst
Bakugou x Black!reader
A/N | I feel like I did a pretty good job with this. I hope you enjoy!
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You didn't know what to say. Staring at him as he lays on your chest like a son would lay on his mother. You were shocked. Even throughout your near year and a half month relationship, he has never initiated touch like this. During a night full of deep conversations and wine, he had revealed to you that the idea of someone touching him further than a pat on the back or high five made him writhe in his skin. You respected it through and through, but for some reason, you couldn’t shake the feeling of sadness that sat in the back of your mind.
It struck something in your heart to see him making an effort to show affection towards you, to show you that he really cared in a way he wasn't suited to. You loved seeing how he would slowly reach his arms around you to reciprocate a hug. He knew physical touch meant the world to you. He didn’t understand why, but he told himself that he didn’t need to, that he only needed to try his best to make you feel appreciated in the way he knew you would see. 
It was an unsuspecting, rainy day when he entered your shared apartment. You were immersed in a book for an assignment due in the coming days, blasting music through your headphones.
You weren’t paying attention to your surroundings, and he didn’t blame you for it. He couldn’t, for he knew you wholeheartedly felt it unnecessary to be ‘constantly on guard’. You told him that it wasn’t good for the soul to be in a frequent state of paranoia. He knew you only told him this to avoid a lecture when he scared you as you were walking down the hallway leading to the laundry room shared by everyone in the apartment complex. 
He tapped you gently on the shoulder, effectively and unsurprisingly making you jump. “What the hell!” You squealed, putting a hand to your chest. He doesn’t tell you off like he usually does, instead just looking at you with glossed over eyes and drooping shoulders. “Babe, what's wrong?” You questioned, taking your airpods out and putting them in their respective place. He doesn’t answer, opting to lay, almost collapse, onto your chest and torso. He wraps his arms around you and buries his face into the valley of your breasts.
Your eyes widen in shock. He’s never done something like this. What almost stuns you more is his scent. He took a shower at Best Jeanists’ agency. He nevers does that, only resorting to cleaning himself there when he’s too covered in the labors of his day to comfortably walk home. You were about to ask him what was wrong, but then you feel a tear dampen your shirt. More start to follow, and before the two of you knew it, he was full on sobbing. He hiccups and sniffles as his arms come around your waist, circling you as if you were going to disappear if he didn’t hold on tight enough. You freeze, not knowing how to go about this the right way as to not make the situation any worse. You wanted to cry yourself, seeing the love of your life be so sad. But instead, one hand goes to his back, and the other to his head, caressing him in a comforting manner. He cries his heart out, and you let him, continuing to soothe him in the best way you know how. 
Eventually, the sobs turn silent, and the pair of you lay there in silence, not daring to say a word. You go on with your ministrations, stroking his head reassuringly. You hope he gets the message of your actions, that he understands that whatever happened, you’re here. You sigh a breath of relief when he lifts his head, gazing into your eyes. He sighs, asking if the two of you can talk about it in the morning. You agree almost instantly, telling him to not worry about it. And you sit there with him in silence, simply basking in the presence of each other until you fall asleep.
You wake up to find yourself in a room with no one besides yourself. Rubbing your eyes, you walk into the kitchen to find him washing dishes, back facing you. You walk forwards, standing next to him in a silent way of saying good morning. He turns the water off and sighs, not knowing where to start. “Yesterday… I was at work when…” He stops in his tracks, rubbing a tired hand across his face. You could tell he was getting frustrated, so you don’t say anything, only looking at him while he tries to formulate his words. “While I was patrolling yesterday, some shit broke out outta nowhere, and this kid ended up dying.” He pauses, groaning at the memory. “I was with him the whole time, and he was talking about how he couldn’t wait to see mom because they were supposed to watch a movie together when she picked him up. He couldn’t have been more than six, and he just… bled out, right in front of me. And what hurt the most was that I couldn’t do shit about it, and I just had to tell him that it was gonna be okay when he knew it wasn’t. He knew I was lying, but he had a smile on his face the whole time. ” A tear slips down your cheek, and you rush towards him. “I am so sorry Kat.” You say, and he knows you mean it. 
You hug him, and he hugs you back. And he hurts, he hurts so bad. But he feels as though he can feel better in your embrace. It doesn’t make him nauseous to feel your body on his anymore, and it makes the pain a little bit better. You make him a little better.
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-Nene
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b1uef4iry · 10 months
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black girls embarrass me sometimes bc why are you in the comments of a nb man commenting “do you like black girls🥺” like have some self respect sister PLEASE
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b1uef4iry · 10 months
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fun fact in the comics when pav finds out abt the other spiderpeople he has an existential crisis abt not being white and that's the true poc experience tbh
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b1uef4iry · 10 months
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000 || Transfer Time!
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“Get up!” Does Amani every shut the fuck up jesus.
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b1uef4iry · 10 months
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000 || Transfer Time!
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“Get up!” Does Amani every shut the fuck up jesus.
“I’m already up!”. Now he gon blame me if we late cause ‘I don’t get up on time’. “I’ve been up and ready for like 30 minutes. I’ve been waitin on you.” By now Amani has your door open and is staring at you like you got three heads.
“Then let’s go I don’t wanna be late”
“Ok and? I don’t wanna be early. We got like ten minutes, calm yourself” You retort. You push him out the way and walk downstairs to get your stuff. Mom and Dad are in the kitchen making breakfast for each other. They greet us and we decide to leave now because dad said so. “Hey mani, let's get donuts and coffee” You say as we approach a cafe. He shuts you down instantly as it would cause us to be late. You tell him that he’s too much of a rule follower for the things we do and it’s okay to be late this one time.
We get to Kunugigaoka and look at the hill we have to go up. “Race ya!” Amani said as he dashes off.
“No Fair! You got a head start!” You slow down and smack him across the head for making it into a competition. Y’all composed ourselves before walking into our new classroom, seeing a blonde lady hugging whatever that thing is and Mr. Karasuma looking embarrassed by the lady’s tactics.
“Oh! Students, your new classmates are here. Come on and introduce yourselves.” Y’all introduced ourselves and sat down where the thing or Koro-sensei as he’s named. You’re mad that he didn’t seat us in between the red-head cause now I have to listen to Mani’s constant nagging about me sleeping in class.
Lunch time comes around when a blonde girl came up to you. “Hey, I’m Rio Nakamura. Want to have lunch with me?”
“ Yeah but only if my brother joins us.” The three of us walk out to the courtyard area and meet Karma, Nagisa, and Kayano.
“Hey Y/N is that your real hair color?” Nagisa asks.
“Yeah why?”
“Oh just wondering since Amani doesn’t have the same hair color.” He opened his mouth like he had more to say but was cut off by the bell.
The next class is somewhat of a recess. You and Mani aren’t participating though since this broke ass school couldn’t afford gym uniforms when we enrolled so we’re getting them tomorrow. You’re fine with it though since the rest of the class is playing a game whilst trying to kill Koro-sensei and you’re way too tired for that right now. You believe that it is useless to chase down a tentacle monster thats running at Mach 20 while also playing soccer.
“Sorry I hope I’m not interrupting anything!” Ms.Jelavich exclaimed in that fake ass voice, pitchy and annoying. “Mr.Karasuma told me that you could go up to Mach 20 and I had to see it for myself!”
“He may have exaggerated a little,” Koro-sensei blushed. ‘This is honestly so hard to watch’ you thought.
“It would be so nice if you could fetch me some Vietnamese coffee,” And with that Koro-sensei launches himself on a trip to Vietnam. With that the rest of us start packing away the game since Irina takes away the main point of the game. Once they finished the bell rang.
“Miss Irina, shouldn’t we be going inside for our english lesson, I mean that's the bell?” Isogai questioned.
“I don’t care what you do. Just keep it nice and quiet, so make it a study hall.” you crossed your arms and thought ‘So she finally dropped the act huh’. You and Mani glanced at each other and looked back at Irina knowing that she is going to make a dumb decision soon. The rest of your classmates gasped at the fact that she said that. She puffs the smoke out her mouth and adds “Also don’t call me ‘Miss’ when the octopus isn't around and we are not on a first name basis so drop that too, when the octopus is near call me Miss Jelavich”
“With that snarky ass response nobody calling you shit” you whisper to Mani. He chuckles and smacks you for being ‘disrespectful’.
“ Okay so what’s your strategy Jela-bitch” Karma spoke up. You really struggle to hold back your laugh now after that nickname. “Look guys we got a real pro here! Coming from someone who got a hit on him you're not going to kill him without any help.”
“Ha! You guys are just a bunch of kids. Adults have their own ways of doing things, take note.” she retorted. We watch as she walks up to Nagisa to snatch his notebook out of his hands.” Meet me in the faculty lounge in ten minutes. And that goes for any of you brats with intel on the octopus.” Three men start walking behind her holding what are possibly guns but we’ll have to wait and see to figure out if I’m right. “Get in my way and you’ll die” she walked off just like that. We all stared at her confused now knowing we are dealing with a pro, what's gonna happen after this attempt.
During our english class or our now study hall, You were fuming since Irina’s annoying taps on her tablet was disrupting the music from your headphones. ‘There is no fucking reason that I should hear her complains about the wifi while having noise cancellation on’ you thought. Why even is she complaining what did she expect we’re on a fucking hill with no service. You look over at your classmates ‘God, how long are they going to stare at this lady expecting a lesson’? “Miss Jela-bitch are you gonna teach us or what?” Maehara spoke and Rio instantly agreed.
“The name is Jelavich! I’ll be a bitch when you don’t get the difference!” She hissed. “V. Vich. Bite your lower lip and hum. Great! Now do that for the next hour while I ignore you.”
‘I’m not doing this shit, once she sits down I’ll just play a game on my phone’ you think. Mr.Karasuma came in and walked Irina outside to talk. A few minutes later the ground was shaking for a couple seconds alerting you that Koro-sensei is back.
Later during fifth period or gym class, we are working on our shooting skills. You and Mani are just sitting there upset with the fact that Karasuma wouldn’t allow y’all to participate as if you need a full change of clothes to shoot guns. Mimura started mentioning how Irina’s assassination attempt was starting. Maehara was dumbfounded on how Koro-sensei was falling for it. But there was no way that he was going to have a plan. “Mr.Karasuma, I know she's a pro and all that but she isn’t easy to get along with.” Kataoka speaks up and he agrees but tells us that we have to deal with it since the higher ups think that she's all that and can kill Koro-sensei. Suddenly all we hear are gunshots. They sound different than the ones that come from your BB guns, more percussive like someone hitting a drum repeatedly. Once it stopped y’all see a groomed Irina walk out in an old gym uniform. Nagisa was the one to speak up on what he did to her in the shed but all y’all got was a vague answer. Saying like how slippery it was, which probably caused more confusion than needed.
Now we sit in a classroom with a humiliated teacher not wanting to teach us. Honestly it's kinda funny that she thought she could kill him when two people told her that she wouldn't. “ Wow Miss Jela-bitch is pissed off. I know my pride would be in shambles if my plan went tits up” Karma commented. You just nod at him looking back to study Irina’s behavior since he mentioned it.
“Excuse me Miss if you're not going to teach us then can we swap you out with Koro-sensei, we have midterms coming up?” Isogai asks. Irina decides to go on a rant about have midterms are stupid when the world is between life and death and how kids like us don’t need midterms since we will always be in 3-e losers. While she's talking someone threw an eraser at her interrupting her sentence. Then everyone starts throwing stuff at her, calling her names and such. She leaves for the teacher lounge. Y’all sit there in silence. You turn your head to talk to Karma about it. She comes back with a noticeably better attitude (despite slamming the door behind her like a child that got into an argument with their parents) and writes ‘You are incredible in bed’ on the board.
“Recite this in English” She told you. Most of you do and she explains that being able to hold a conversation with someone and know the language is important. It’s obvious that she can’t hold a conversation in the real world because of the statement she chose but whatever there’s bigger problems right now. She apologizes for threatening to kill you and calling y’all stupid. You ignore her as you don't care for her apology. But it went like that for the rest of the class, she’d put an inappropriate sentence on the board and you’d have to recite it. You didn’t see that point though as you know English fluently and I don’t think Mani does either, shocking. The bell rings and y’all start packing up your stuff. You walk up to Kayano, “Do you go on the train home or do you walk?”.
“No I don’t, my brother-in-law picks me up. Sorry! But I think Nagisa and Karma take the train together.” Nagisa turns around and nods, meaning that we can walk home together. You walk down the hill to the train station, with your brother and Karma following when you notice Nagisa’s keychain.
“YOU LIKE SONIC NINJA?!” You didn't even realize that you grabbed his shoulders and started shaking him violently.
“Huh? Oh yeah I do, why?” He tilts his head to the side like a little puppy. ‘Cute…” you thought.
“I’ve never met someone who likes it here like in Japan! You know since it's an American program.” He nods, and you notice that Amani and Karma have gotten ahead of us because of our conversation. You both catch up to them and continue talking about Sonic Ninja. Our banter is cut short when my and Amani’s station gets called. “Ugh this is my stop, We can talk more tomorrow though. See you!”
“See you tomorrow!” Nagisa waves. Before you turn around you notice Karma nudging him, probably teasing him about something. You jog and catch up with Amani who doesn’t seem to care all that much about him leaving you. Turing your head at him, you instantly squint at the bright light coming from his phone.
On his phone is a page for an auction happening tomorrow. One of the items being an insanely expensive ring with rubies, white diamonds, and 18-carat gold. It takes you a minute to pick up that it is your family heirloom that got stolen from your father years ago merely after the both of you were born. You sigh, “I got it, I’ll do it later”
“When later? you know you need me”
“I don’t NEED you, you just make my job easier, understand?” Mani just rolls his eyes and huffs. “And when mom’s asleep type of later. She don’t need to know about the shit show that is about to go on.” Mani opens his mouth when you feel your phone buzz. You put my palm in his face stopping him from what he was about to say.
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b1uef4iry · 10 months
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so i did heres the masterlist
the first chap is coming out later and i added a spiderman au because its literally all ive been thinking about
thinking abt writing an assassination classroom x reader x bnha story on wattpad cuz it would be easier to do it there first then on tumblr the reader would be black too cuz theres honestly no enough rep that isnt discontinued on there idk whod the love interest would be tho
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