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They really will try to convince you that neopronouns are a new thing like Oppenheimer wasn’t going by death/destroyer of worlds in 1945

#oppenheimer #barbenheimer #comedy #this is a joke #funny post #neopronouns

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A strap on is the genitalia equivalent of a clown nose

#bc it’s like a goofy Thing just there #and looks like it would make a funny sound if you touched it #clowncore #clown girl #clown #clown nose #clown husbandry #strappon

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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

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I cannot understand how the swifties don’t realize that the taylor and travis kelce is a pr stunt. Like it’s literally so obvious. Like the jets thing has been mentioned but how does no one realize it’s also just to fix the damage ratty healy did to her reputation.

Like she’s famous bc she’s ”the girl next door” and she’s been clinging on to that her whole career and then she had a thing with ”the bad boy” or whatever and the world exploded so she had to backtrack real fast and start dating ”the star football player”.

And the NFL is definitely not doing all of that just bc they ”ship” travis and taylor like it’s a business transaction. And obviously they’re both getting something from it like taylor is buring the jets and ratty healy thing and the NFL is getting more attention than like ever before.

#I like her to be clear #I’m not tryna be a hater #the swifties lack of media comprehension is just wild #like when it’s Her content they’re all over it #but when it’s About her they’re blind #taylor swift #swifties #travis kelce #taylor x travis #1989 taylor's version #taylornation

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my mutuals

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Yearning for the absence of scenery that is eastern oregon

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life is moving so slow right now and I’m enjoying it

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I hate every god I pray to.

#I keep mishearing that lyric in #make me your queen #declan mckenna #and I lowkey like this better #music #lyrics #poetry #quotes #what do you think about the car?

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My beloved enemy.

My hated lover.

I swear I’d love you if I could.

And I’d hate you less than I should,

But more than I said I would.

#it’s giving #enemies to lovers #original poem #poetry #quotes

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I would follow you to the cliffs

And I don’t even know your last name

But you called me gorgeous

And I would follow you to the cliffs.

#a tinder match said I was gorgeous #I’m so normal about it #poetry #quotes #original poem

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an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

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waiting

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unknown graves