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Happy birthday to Mondstadt’s no. 1 glider  💨 We’re happy to enjoy a cute picnic and to scout Mondstadt with Amber and Baron Bunny today! 💘 Who knows, we might find interesting things other than just dandelion seeds on the way

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≡;- ꒰ °Oh my, a mice!: a thread ꒱ @astronomodeus

alright so, two days ago i was taking a shower and then i saw a rat, a fvcking rat. and i poured bleach all over its face, i know this is very cruel but like, i don’t like rats (okay, barbatos kinnie whtvr) because like,,,,,, ?(*#@**&@* they can make u sick?????? and i saw a big rat, like a HUGE one. it was almost my hand size, and my hand is 18.7cm please. and then i decided to make a "how would the boys react when my mc tells them what happened"

mf i was n4ked when i made that thing liven't

shiloh: luci lucifer: *looks up from papers* shiloh: i ... k1lled a rat? lucifer: lucifer: *proud look, smirks* lucifer: good boy, in for a treat? shiloh: oh no

shiloh: mams mammon: what did you just call me? mams? shiloh: i called you ugly mammon: excuse me? ugly? you are talking to the great mammon- shiloh: chile, anyways shiloh: i k1lled a rat mammon: mammon: can you sell a dead ra- shiloh: you crazy or what who tf would buy a dead rat

shiloh: levi levi levi levi: *focused on a game* shiloh: leviaaaaaa shiloh: ruri-chan is mine levi: what no ruri-chan is mine how dare you shiloh: bruh shiloh: so i murd3red a mice- levi: shiloh: levi: ...good? put it in asmo's purse shiloh: *wheeze*

shiloh: asmooo asmo: *looks at shiloh from his mirror* asmo: yes dear? shiloh: i shiloh: k1lled a rat shiloh: *lipbite* asmo: *grimaces* asmo: did you wash your hands after? you can't let the germs stay on your hands! shiloh: *smirks* want me to rub my hands all over your face? asmo: *stands* shiloh. stop right there. shiloh: *slowly makes his way to asmo* asmo: *runs out of room* *demon screeching*

shiloh: beel beel beeeeeel beel: *looks at shiloh, chewing* shiloh: shiloh: nvm you’re still eating beel: no tell me it's okay shiloh: uh. no. you're still eating, beel beel: shiloh: i’ll tell you later bye *skrrrrtts away from beel*

shiloh: hey sleepyhead belphie: shiloh: oi shiloh: cringe shiloh: *throws body on belphie* belphie: btch wtf i will k1ll you how dare you disturb me shiloh: no shiloh: you can't k1ll me, you love me *rolls eyes* belphie: *ignores shiloh* shiloh: anyways shiloh: i k1lled a rat belphie: belphie: yeah, you're learning. next time you're gonna k1ll a human. want me to teach you? shiloh: shiloh: no?

shiloh: hi waddup dia: hello there, shiloh. shiloh: dude why are you so formal shiloh: anyways, i just k1lled a rat dia: oh, that's nice to hear dia: shiloh: dia: wanna prank barbatos? shiloh: fvck yeah

shiloh: barbie shiloh: i just murdered a rat shiloh: in my bathroom barbatos: good boy barbatos: come to the palace, i'll make you some tea shiloh: heh shiloh: you're the best *swag face*

shiloh: waddup simeon: nothing much, how about you? shiloh: i know you're gonna scold me for this but shiloh: i just killed a rat simeon: shiloh: shiloh: listen shiloh: i was bvtt-n4ked, showering and i saw the mice shiloh: and poured bleach all over its face shiloh: because shiloh: what if it peed near me and i had an open wound and i didn't know, that means i could get sick simeon: understandable, you did have a valid reason. shiloh: forgive me? please? simeon: *sighs* simeon: yes, i forgive you. come here shiloh: swag

shiloh: hey luke i just ki- shiloh: *silent, stands there like his brain malfunctioned* luke: hello? luke: shiloh: shiloh: wanna bake? luke: sure!

shiloh: oi shiloh: i just k1lled a rat solomon: interesting, maybe i can use it for a spell shiloh: no i already threw away its corpse shiloh: i also poured bleach all over its face so shiloh: are you even listening to me you little- solomon: i'm taller than you shiloh: whatever grandpa

lmaoaooao hi ,, shiloh is my mc should i make a blog for about him? idk. shiloh liu, he/they, pans3xual, female. :D

also my friend keeps pestering me to make a q&a ,, no<3 not now.,,.,., maybe idk lamaw okay ill shut up now

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

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≡;- ꒰ °My First Impressions of the Brothers: a thread ꒱ @astronomodeus

Lucifer: - mf y u angery - u remind me of my uncle shut up - why r u so strict ong - r u a taller version of levi ackerman

Mammon: - u look like u smell like axe body spray - prolly uses 10 cans of axe a day - mf u give me ayato sakamaki vibes - why do u always wear sunglasses mf am i too hot am i glowing

Leviathan: - ong pretty - why r u so shy - says me who cant even talk to a cashier - ma i like him

Satan: - o - u look cool but - wtf why r u why is u why - mf ur clothes why why - we'd get along but your clothes man - i like u too

Asmodeus: - ong so pretty - im jealous - mf why teach me - u give me got7 bambam vibes stop

Beelzebub: - o no cute cute cute - mf can eat me cos he's a literal demon but - i want to squish those cheekies aaa - i like u i like u i like u

Belphegor: - what is u doing - u sleep a lot mf what is sleep - looks like he's gonna bash my skull open if i try to talk to him - hello??

tw// toxicity ?? abuse ?? mental illness ?? 

i totally did not procrastinate for like, 3-4 months idk sorry chris lmaoaooa idk im not feeling myself mf y am i in a toxic household sometimes being asian sucks n like,, my anxiety keeps creeping up to me, no one in my family rmembers my bday lmfao they only insult me and then act angelic and praise my cousins lmao im human too yknow anyways haha have a nice day love yall >:D

also someone asked me to do a q&a bby i would love to do that but my anxiety wouldnt let me,, maybe someday :D

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

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≡;- ꒰ °happy asmodeus day! ꒱ @astronomodeus

okay so,, i woke up and the first thing i decided to do was to make something for asmo because i love him 

i tried

pls i love him so much

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

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≡;- ꒰ °The brothers when you guys are making out: a thread ꒱ @astronomodeus

trigger warning !! curse words, nsfw? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lucifer: - Either soft as fvck or hard as fvck no in between - Has a tight grip on your hips - If he's feeling soft he will say that he loves you in between kisses - If hes feeling hard he will grind HARD on you - Maybe carries you to the bedroom;)

Mammon: - Where do i begin with this h0e, grabs your a$s and spanks it - Rough as fvck but also soft - But he is also very caring - ALWAYS leads to something else;) - Sometimes likes to make out while cuddling and most of the times it's soft

Leviathan: - Super shy or super confident no in between - Face red like a tomato

- Traces his thumbs over your hips - Very romantic (even if it's cringe let him and his bowl cut pls) and not sexual - Soft as fvck

Satan: - This mf is k1nky don't @ me - Fast and rough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - BUT can be soft if you're cuddling - Prepare for your a$s to be red as fvck - One blink and you two are in the bedroom and you won't be able to walk for a week;)

Asmodeus: - Say bye to the ability to use your legs for a week - You're gonna need a wheelchair, may Lord Diavolo help you - When are you guys not making out pls give mercy to the walls - He CANNOT control himself, who am i kidding he's the avatar of lust - He can be soft too - Slow and passionate - Has a nice and tight grip on your a$s;)

Beelzebub: - Soft majority of the time - Can be rough though, he's still a demon don't get fooled by his looks - Wraps his hands around your waist - Likes it when you play with his hair - SOMETIMES leads to doing the dirty dance( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Likes to hold you tight and trace his fingertips all over your body

Belphegor: - Sometimes rough sometimes soft, depends on his mood - Touches like every single part of your body because he loves you and your body - Super passionate yet romantic yet sexual;) - Says how much he loves you like every second - Will bring you to the attic (or bedroom when everyone's out) to,, you know( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Hickies;)

i censored the curse words because idk if i'd get banned lmao wanna be friends im lonely :lipbite: i’m on discord just dm me here if no then ok ill scatter my atoms 

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

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Obey Me! characters with cat/dog ears ❤️️🐱🐶✨ Excuse my lame attempt to give animal puns to their name HAHAH I can’t think of anything better

You can purchase the hi-res version & without the watermark on my ko-fi for only USD $3! Any support on my ko-fi would be highly appreciated! 💖💖💖

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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≡;- ꒰ °The brothers when they shut you up with a kiss: a thread ꒱ @astronomodeus

trigger warning ‼️ self-doubt, insecurities

Lucifer: - He thought you looked a bit sad when you stepped into the House of Lamentation but didn't think much about it until after a little while observing you - So he decided to take you to his room - "What's wrong love?" - "Nothing, I'm alright." You faked a smile but he didn't believe that   - "I know you're not, you know you can talk to me. So what's wrong?" - And you just started crying and rambling about how bad your day was going - He shuts you up with a nice and soft kiss on the lips

Mammon: - You were walking around the room and babbling about how none of your clothes fit you and that you look ugly in everything - He laid on your bed, telling you that it wasn't true but you were so caught up in your own thoughts that you didn't hear him - So he just walked up to you and pushed you against the wall, grabbed your waist and kissed you - "Stupid human, you need to know when to shut up. You look beautiful in anything, prettier than Asmodeus. Don't tell him I said that."

Leviathan: - You two were just laying in bed cuddling while you talked about your day and how much you loved being with him while he played with your hair

- Looks at you lovingly and thinking about how someone so beautiful and sweet like you could be his

- He just got overwhelmed by his feelings so he just grabbed your cheeks and kissed you sooooooo passionately

Satan: - You were having an argument over something that you don't even remember - Both of you stood there yelling at each other until he said something that hurt you - You started yelling at him and crying - When he saw the tears running down your cheeks he couldn't help but feel guilty - So he pushed you against the wall and looked at you for a second then kissing you with a lot of emotions - "I'm sorry, I should not have said that. May I ask for forgiveness?"

Asmodeus: - You and Asmo were chasing each other around the house because you teased him about him looking like an idiot when he accidentally tripped down the stairs - You started screaming embarrassing things about the incident and he ran faster and pushed you down on the floor and started kissing you a little rough - "Baby, don't say embarrassing things about me again, or I'll have to punish you. Understand?" He smirks at you

Beelzebub: - You and Beel were at a party with the brothers and there was a lot of pretty girls there so you started to compare yourself to others - Beel was quick to notice something was wrong but didn't say anything to be sure he wasn't imagining - You felt someone drag you out of the living room to the toilet so yanked your arm free to look who it was to see Beel - "What are you doing?" - "I just want to talk to you." - You had to scream to hear each other because of the loud music - You followed him to the bathroom and when you had arrived he asked you, "Are you okay? You looked a bit sad out there." - "Oh, I'm fine. It's nothing." "I can tell it's not nothing." - "I just feel ugly, I mean there are so many pretty girls here and I just fe-" you were cut off by his lips on yours. "You are prettier than all the girls out there."

Belphegor: - You and Belphie were getting ready to go out with the boys but you couldn't find an outfit that looked good so there were clothes all over the room - Soon you found yourself on the floor crying - Belphie came in the rom and said, "Are you done? We have to le- why are you crying?" - "Nothing looks good and when it does, I distract it with my ugly face." And then you started to ramble about how ugly you are and soon Belphie was in front of you, kissing you - "Shut up. You're beautiful."

reminder ‼️ you are beautiful inside and outside. gender, race, sexuality and etc. does not matter, everyone is pretty and handsome in their own way.

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

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POV : you’re mammon trying to escape diavolo after accidentally telling him a yo mama & yo daddy joke

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I feel really bad for MC depending on what age they are. Imagine being fresh out of university, ready to start your new life as an adult who doesn’t need to do exams and immediately getting fucking swiped by an overexcited man-baby with his concerned butler in tow. And then proceeding to get forced into school again.

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I’ve been thinking about this for months.

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stop i cant unsee it😭

Satan Reacts to Montero (Call Me By Your Name) By Lil Nas X

Music video here in case you haven’t watched it

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➼ You were the one who suggested watching it at first

➼ You told him that recently, there was a music video released in the human world that sparked a lot of controversy for featuring Satanic imagery and being heavily, heavily, influenced by Abrahamic religions (most similarities with Islam and Christianity)

➼ This wasn’t anything new, but the fact that it came from such a mainstream artist was pretty much unheard of

➼ You also told him that it made a bunch of Christians b i g  m a d

➼ Overall, he was pretty intrigued and wanted to see it for himself

➼ Fast forward a bit, both of you sit down and you show it to him (for the purposes of this lil’ headcanon, we’ll say that Diavolo allowed you access to human world media so you don’t feel too disconnected from home) The music video started off good. He was extremely impressed by the effects and CGI. He also liked the intro a lot.

➼ He’ tried g to piece together what everything is representing while watching, keeping in mind that humans got most facts on this matter wrong but had a very very general idea.

➼ It was a little hard, since he was the only brother who hadn’t been to the Celestial Realm

➼ Okay, so that looked like it was supposed to be the Garden of Eden

➼ No idea what that snake person is

➼ He’s assuming that cloud with a face is God

➼ Oh, and now he’s licking him there. Okay.

➼ Hold on a second, now he’s starting to understand it.

➼ He thought during the pink/blue scene, it was the blues passing their judgement onto the pink

➼ Confused when he started ascending

➼ Then the stripper pole appeared and he started pole dancing down to hell For a second he thought it was supposed to represent Lucifer’s fall before he pieced everything together properly

➼ Not before the image of Lucifer pole dancing appeared in his mind. He wasn’t sure if that was funny or if it would be appearing in his nightmares.

➼ RED MAN TIME

➼ He knew down in the human realm, everyone thought Diavolo, him, and Lucifer were the same person

➼ Much to his annoyance

➼ Any thought he was about to have was cut off by the fact that music-video him was getting a lapdance from Lil Nas X

➼ Not quite sure where that’s going

➼ Okay, he’s dead now

➼ Ooh, that ending was cool

➼ When it was over, you asked him what he thought of it and what he thought it was about.

➼ “Well, I’m assuming that at the beginning, the main character committed a sin with the snake person, which angered God. He was then sent to have people judge him, hence the blue/pink scene, him being pink, and blues being the ones passing their judgement. They decided to banish him to hell, hence the being rejected from heaven scene. There, he pole danced and gave someone who is probably a combination of Lucifer, Diavolo and I a lap dance.” “You got pretty close.” You told him. “I did?” “The song is kind of like a ‘fuck you’ to homophobes, since in the human realm, homosexuality is frowned upon from a religious perspective, and many homophobes argue that homosexuals will end up in hell. So Lil Nas X pretty much shows him going to hell for being gay. But instead of suffering, he seduces the Devil and takes his place as the King of Hell.” ➼ Ah, okay

➼ “So, what did you think of the video?” You asked. “The music itself wasn’t bad, but it’s not really my thing. Mammon might like it more. The video, however odd it was, was very well-made, and it’s quite clear that a lot of effort was put into it. The story was quite confusing, but made a lot more sense once you explained it to me. I also know that this would probably make Lucifer either angry or very uncomfortable. Probably both. So extra points for that. Overall, I’d give it a seven out of ten.”

➼ Higher than you expected, not gonna lie.

➼ You play the song every now and then after showing it to him, and every time he hears it, he imagines Lucifer pole dancing and bursts into laughter.

➼ Of course, when he tells you his cause of laughter, you also start imagining that and cannot stop laughing.

➼ Thanks, Satan, you ruined the song

➼ The other brothers are c o n f u s e d

➼ One time Mammon asked you two what was so funny, and, much to Satan’s amusement, you said “Lucifer pole dancing.”

➼ Sometimes when Lucifer is lecturing you or one of his brothers, Satan starts humming the chorus of Montero

➼ Causes you to d i e every time

➼ Lucifer is confused and tries to look it up

➼ Good job guys, now he’s traumatized

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

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≡;- ꒰ °The side characters when you sleep on his lap: a thread ꒱ @astronomodeus

Diavolo: 

- A BIG BLUSHY MESS!! 

- His heart would be so warm while you slept on his lap, he knew you had a long day and didn't want to bother you. 

- He'd just play with your hair until he knocked himself out.

Barbatos: 

- He was drawing little circles on your side until he realised you were asleep. 

- He'd pick you up and carry you to the bed, you were both sleepy and he wanted to get comfortable. 

- When the sudden movement woke you up, he'd smile brightly and say "I didn't mean to wake you up, baby. I'm sorry."

Solomon: 

- We all know that this boy would teaseee 

- He'd gently play with your sleeves or poke your cheeks, admiring how sweet you looked on him but jfc, after you wake up there would be so much teasing. 

- "Woah, it's been two hours, I didn't know I was THAT boring."

Simeon: 

- Actually the type to steal like 100 sleepy kisses and 200 pictures. 

- He was always so giddy when you fell asleep on his lap even if it was after a long day. 

- He'd try to pull you closer without waking up, in the end, he'd let you sleep and admire his angel.

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon