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asstrollogy101 · 6 years

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The Signs as PLL Gifs. 2/2

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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The Signs as PLL Gifs. 1/2

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

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asstrollogy101 · 6 years

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The signs when bored

Sleeps: Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius

Watches something: Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn

Messages a friend to meet up: Libra, Aries, Gemini

"IM SO BORRRRRRRRRRRRRED": Leo, Cancer, Saggitarius

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asstrollogy101 · 6 years

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The signs when betrayed

Forgives: Cancer, Aries, Pisces, Sagittarius

Forgets: Virgo, Taurus, Aquarius, Leo

Does not forgive nor forget: Libra, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

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asstrollogy101 · 6 years

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The Signs in Bed

Vanilla in bed

Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius

Freaky in bed

Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

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asstrollogy101 · 6 years

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Types of anger 🥊 [MARS SIGN]

Soaring Anger ☄️ ~ This kind of anger in my opinion, is common. Anger like this runs hot. It’s all over the place and it’s loud. Anger like this is usually one shot and then boom it’s over. It’s fast and can leave you breathless.

[Aries, Aquarius + Leo Mars]

Graveyard Anger 🌪~ This type of anger is complicated. Sometimes you won’t even suspect the person is angry at all! They’re usually the ones who are quiet but you can feel the tension surging from their body.

[Sagittarius + Pisces Mars]

Rooted Anger 🌳 ~ This type of anger is similar to a volcano. People like this are highly tolerant and are the ones who are like “eh I don’t really care” or “whatever”. People like this are usually looked upon as weak or they underestimate this person but when they snap it leaves everyone around them shocked. They can be very scary once provoked or have reached their breaking point.

[Cancer + Taurus Mars]

Mental Anger 🧠 ~ This type of anger is very cold and dismissive. People with this type of anger know exactly what to say during an argument or a fight. They can say really harsh things that can stay with you for quite a while and they’re usually great at getting under people’s skin. Usually during an argument they’ll say “shut up”, “no you’re wrong” or “riiight right right right”. Sometimes they can get overwhelmed with the words surging through their head that they’ll stumble on their own words.

[Virgo, Gemini + Libra Mars]

On and Off Anger ✂️ ~ This type of anger can have two sides to each other. One side can be very physical and combative while the other side can be very vocal and manipulative. This anger in my opinion is hard to read because it can seem as if it’s on for one second, then it’s off the next.

[Virgo + Gemini Mars]

Skeleton Anger 💀 ~ This anger is fast and impatient. They can be labeled as hot heads due to their temperamental nature. They however, don’t get angry easily nor do they have a high tolerance. This is similar to Graveyard anger but it’s not really controlled or have much guidance

[Scorpio Mars]

Tolerant Anger ⏳ ~ This variation of anger is slower to react to situations. Usually they’re classified as slow burner diplomats due to their hyper passivity. It can seem they have no breaking point, but when provoked it’s explosive.

[Capricorn Mars]

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asstrollogy101 · 6 years

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Lmao!!!

are the signs dumb

Aries: 100/10 dumb as shit but won’t realize it so it’s still cute

Taurus: 7/10 not as dumb as people think but still p dumb, get it together

Gemini: 5/10. dumb but smart-passing.

Cancer: 10/10 dumb u guys are a fuck number what’d you expect

Leo: you guys always give me shit for apparently hating on you but then ignoring you so you’re a -10000/10 are u fucking happy now you BULLIES

Virgo: 1/10 u’re smart but awkward as shit get it together you pimp

Libra: 3/10 dumb. U manipulate others into thinking you’re dumb but you’re not.

Scorpio: 666/10 dumb u know that stupid stereotype has to come from SOMEWHERE so

Sagittarius: 19/10. pretty dumb. you think that’s unfair? go hide your tears by joking about it

Capricorn: 0/10 too mature to be dumb, literally never known dumbness, an anti-dumb god walking on earth

Aquarius: 0/0 dumb. u’re infinitely dumb but also dumbness doesn’t exist in u. you’re an enigma. a paradox. are u happy now you stupid special snowflake

Pisces: 6/10 dumb. really smart when u don’t cry but you do all the time so u r still dumb

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