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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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((I LOVE THIS!!))
((I got a little avatar maker today and made some stuff for Everett/Carol/Lucas because I've been thinking about them))
We have Matching Outfit themes (Carol picked)
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When you send your two partners out for 1 bag of chips and they kinda just go nuts and grab extra stuff bc your girlfriend has no impulse control and your boyfriend just kind of goes along with her
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A wedding photo shoot, even though they won't get married
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Everett gave Lucas a gift and Carol's thinking about how cute her boyfriends are
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When you go to sleep next to someone and wake up alone?? rude and mean.
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Snagging the Best Blanket™️ at movie night
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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I suddenly feel bad. If it makes you feel better, you’re my favorite whoreo
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❤️ Love, Devan
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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I’m sending Waldo up with your cookie. Don’t be an ass and open the door for him. I can see you moving around in there.
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❤️ Love, Devan
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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I stan you. You’re cool. If I had the choice to marry you or eat disgusting food, I’d marry you ((oh yikes that actually sounds rlly creepy sorry sksksk))
If I am very flattered. It’s not as creepy as your probably assuming.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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We literally had a class together last year. But I just sat in the back and never talked so you probably didn’t noticed me. Which is great for me, honestly.
Who even is devan
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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Wtf are you talking about dumbass. I didn’t “hit up” anyone’s girl. If anything that’s your department. Why don’t you go marry a vegetable or some shit?
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Uh yeah?
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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Well someone’s extra snippy today. Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?
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Uh yeah?
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Well that can’t be true. I’m certain that no one feels happier than I do when I’m with you.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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I Stan you even though you're barely here
Oh! Thank you! I really appreciate that.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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How have you been?
Pretty good. Been trying to stay busy and keep myself motivated.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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41) So... we’re off to a great start in 2020. How’s your year going?
The beginning of the year was pretty average but quarantine has been kicking my ass. That being said, I made a new friend and so that’s got to count for something.
50) You’ve been trapped in a book setting of your choice, what genre are you living? What title are you in? Who are you, if not yourself? What is your story?
I think I’d want to be trapped in the book series Maximum Ride. I’d either be myself, Max, or Iggy. I don’t really know what my story would be but I suppose it would probably be interesting.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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25) If a salty magical being decided to curse you and you were doomed to spend the rest of this life as an animal, which animal would you prefer and why?
Honestly I’d want to be a dog. Something cute enough to get me adopted so that I can spend my life in a nice house.
32) Any spooky or weird experiences
This one time in freshman year, a book fell off of my desk without me touching it. I assumed this was a sign and donated the book that weekend. It never happened again.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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I’m bored with the usual asks.
1) Favourite doughnut? 2) Favourite herbs, spices, seasonings? 3) What year do you think the world will end? 4) Are you a musician? What is your favourite way to keep sheet music/tabs? 5) “ ” What is your favourite piece to play?  6) Paperback, hardcover, audiobook, ebook? 7) Would you rather be eaten by a lion or a sea monster? 8) Favourite scents? 9) Favourite accents? 10) What is your favourite hour? 11) What is your least favourite period of history? 12) Do you meditate? 13) Have you ever been accused of remembering anything? 14) Favourite colour palettes? 15) Describe your ideal Tumblr theme? 16) Favourite memes? 17) Hand creams or lotions? 18) If you could drown one (1) person in hand sanitizer, who would it be? 19) Be it from mythology, theology, or anything else ending in “gy,” who are your favourite figures? 20) Here there be dragons. Pick a dragon colour. Ride it in battle. How did it go? 21) Have you had an existential crisis yet today? 22) What is your take on the meaning of life? 23) Spiritual at all? 24) Strings, woodwinds, brass, or percussion? 25) If a salty magical being decided to curse you and you were doomed to spend the rest of this life as an animal, which animal would you prefer and why? 26) Higher sounds or lower? 27) The last thing that you watched that you really hated, like absolutely could not stand? 29) Aesthetic? 30) Collect anything? 31) You’re trapped in an underground room with five people of your choice and three you can’t stand, do you want to tell us how it is going? Who they are? What do you do first? Play out the scenario? Sound effects are not necessary but appreciated. 32) Any spooky or weird experiences? 33) What types of questions do you enjoy? 34) Do you want to ask your followers anything? 35) You’ve been picked to win $30,000, all you have to do is spend a week in a haunted location of your choice: An abandoned prison, an old theater, an abandoned hospital, or a clown morgue. Where is going to be? 36) Fencing, archery, equestrianism, or martial arts? 37) What would you prefer to be killed by, ideally? 38) Incense, candles, or spray? 39) You’ve been convicted of a murder most fowl, which bird is it, why, and how do you season it? 40) Black and white or colour? 41) So… We’re off to a great start in 2020, right? How is your year going? 42) Write us a short scene, just anything that comes to mind? 43) List at least three recipes? 44) What do you really want to do? 45) Where do you really want to go? 46) Where is home? (Don’t literally answer this!) 47) Favourite pastimes? 48) Favourite radio stations? 49) Have you memorized the periodic table? 50) You’ve been trapped in a book setting of your choice, what genre are you living? What title are you in? Who are you, if not yourself? What is your story? 51) What books do you wish had ended differently? 52) What literary figures would you like to have a stern talking to? 53) Congratulations! You can throw five things (living or not) into the fires of Mt. Doom, what are your choices? 54) Hungry for anything? 55) Make up your own question/s, insert them here.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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What are you scared of?
Free falling and being startled.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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The texture was definitely interesting but it tasted pretty okay.
Was your cooking lesson really that bad
In the sense that I both created a giant mess in the kitchen and that I was a giant mess when leaving: Absolutely. No doubt. 100% cant even argue it.
B u t I did make a cheesecake-like substance and it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve eaten in my life, so I’m personally considering it a win.
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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Sup I'm Devan and I like baking things for people, not sure why but I like Carol so I give her things I bake and ask to hang out with her but totally not as dAte because that'd be... weird ;;
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ask-devan-miller · 4 years
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Boy oh boy
IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS
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