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‘bi people can pass as straight!’
anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.
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Well, it started off shite, but it ended with champagne! Happy New Year!!!
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My cousin just vaguely texted me about my work schedule and the weather here next week. I think she's gonna visit from New York! I hope so, at least. I miss her like hell. She and her brother are my only friends.
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So I'm... Writing fanfiction. Haikyuu fanfiction. For a not very popular pairing that I happen to love, but mostly for a team I happen to love, and a character I happen to love. And I haven't written so much as a poem in years, so I'm not sure if I'll ever post it anywhere. Or if I'll even finish. But I just feel like writing for the first time in a very long time, and that makes me happy. Sorry, word vomit.
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Quote from 3 years ago: "if you don't want to listen to me, that's cool. But I won't pull you out of the sea when your wings melt"
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children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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Impromptu Quick Update
I had to work the morning shift today, and I'm tired but can't go back to sleep. I got home and saw a murder of crows on my lawn, so that was nice. Would do a holiday update, but my holiday was nonexistent. I guess this is a quick update instead?
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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
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Merry Christmas!
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So I have to share what just happened to me because it’s such a dumb sequence of events:
*My job provided pizza and wings for lunch today
*I stuffed my face (as one does when presented with free food)
*I go home, feeling dandy
*Try to fall asleep a few hours later
*Start salivating
*Think “oh shit” because that means I’m about to puke
*Run downstairs to the bathroom
*Don’t make it to the toilet
*Puke in the sink instead
*Clog the sink with pizza and chicken chunks (because I’m the kind of person who doesn’t chew, apparently)
*Spend a half hour using paper towels to soak up the puke water
*Run clean water, praying it’ll go down the drain
*It doesn’t
*Think “oh shit”
*Because now I’ll have to explain to my father when he gets home that I puke clogged the sink
*Die of humiliation (I’m predicting)
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winter wonderland
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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas
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