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[amanofhamm]

This is exactly how Waylon reacts whenever Shy wants to scrub his scales and no one is going to convince me otherwise.

#crocposting #Killer Croc #waylon jones #shy #dat albino tho #she legit adorable as phuck smiling like dat

[amanofhamm]

Waylon the Reaction Vid

More clips of the Injustice movie are coming out and one of my new favorites is a 3 second clip after Cyborg realizes Batman bugged his system the moment they met.  Cut to the scaly boi and he’s just like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWZ0u_uUXo

#crocposting #injustice movie #meme #reaction vid

[amanofhamm]

Waylon’s Haunted Sewer Ride

In talking with @horriblehooter about Waylon just fucking eating pumpkins he’s supposed to be carving, I got an idea.

These days, Waylon’s more of an anti-hero than a villain, and he takes care of people by basically providing the downtrodden shelter in the sewers and underground system of Gotham.  But what if, on Halloween, he threw the ultimate Haunted Thrill Ride for kids and teens or even adults looking for a good, adrenaline pumping scare?  

Just picture Waylon setting up larger corridors underground and flooding them with fresh water then he just basically acts as a giant monster the participants have to run away from.  Think of “Blood in the Water” or his boss fight in Arkham Asylum, but just for fun instead of for noms and revenge.  Waylon will swim underwater, taunting his patrons about how tasty they all look, and even those who know he won’t hurt them?  The second the big scaly boi bursts out of the water roaring like a beast, they’ll fucking right off for dear life while Waylon barrels after them.

And if he sees any kids getting too scared when he’s getting closer, he’ll snatch them up and put them on his shoulders or carry them in his arms in a, “Yer with me, kid!  Let’s get these dweebs!” kind of way.

I like to think Shy participates as the guide who pretends to get eaten, like he’ll be in the middle of explaining the rules to everyone, but since it gets boring, Waylon snatches him out from the water and yanks him beneath the surface before crunching on food dye or something to really sell the scare.  That or Waylon will start straight up swallowing Shy whole and get everyone running for their lives.  Shy will be halfway down Waylon’s throat and giving his scaly bf a thumbs up.  He’ll probably still ask to be eaten all the way tho, which Waylon just rolls his eyes and tells him later, since he can’t chase and swim on a full stomach.

#crocposting #Killer Croc #halloween #blood in the water #croc x shy #good boi waylon

[amanofhamm]

Scaly belly grinding

Whenever Waylon’s feeling cheeky, he’ll roll on top of Shy and smother his body with his thick scaly belly.  Even if it’s empty, it will still squish on top of the smol human and make him blush like crazy while Waylon grins and just casually grinds his paunch all over his tiny human bf.  He lets Shy’s head stick out tho so he can enjoy the sight of his lil bf looking flustered to the point of statue-like stillness.

If he ate or drank beforehand, then he’s got even more belly to smother the smol boi with, which Shy never complains about.  A perfect example would be like this shot @eskaria145 did here:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41105676/

Just replace Reinward with Waylon and the raccoon with Shy.  And replace his whimpering expression to a flustered ‘meep’ face.

Whenever Waylon has nommed Shy by swallowing him whole and keeping him packed away in his croc tank, he’ll kneel down on all fours and grind his fat rounded belly against the floor or against the concrete walls of his lair.  He doesn’t do it hard enough to hurt Shy or make him feel discomfort.  Just a light yet firm bit of squishing that both bois love the feeling of to no end, Waylon especially.  Grinding his belly when it’s nice and round just feels incredibly satisfying and stimulating, the heavier it gets and the more stretched his scaly flesh is.

Shy, meanwhile, could sit in Waylon’s belly, feeling the stomach walls compress all around him, churning and glorping all day, every day...if not for that whole ‘digestion’ issue.

He loves doing this with actual prey even more because, unlike with Shy, he can be really aggressive about it, like really start grinding his belly around if he’s swallowed someone he has no intention of ever letting out.  Waylon will grip into the ground with his claws and grind heavily, forcing his prey to squirm and kick, usually causing the boi to belch enormously in the process, then smack his fat belly repeatedly to get his prey to keep going.  Tho if Shy’s around, he’ll eventually let his prey out, since Shy doesn’t want Waylon killing anybody (he’s okay letting Waylon keep his prey in his belly for a little longer than necessary tho because, well, c’mon.  He’s only human and who wouldn’t wanna savor that giant scaly dome while he’s got it, amirite?)

Incidentally, I’m just gonna go ahead and tag @horriblehooter for no reason at all.  :P

#crocposting #Killer Croc #belly kink #belly grinding #vore #same size vore #croc x shy #my oc #headcanon #bloated

[amanofhamm]

Waylon is canonically a gamer.  The type who, according to Rebirth, loves to kick back with some beers, ribs and an X-box, meaning he’s probably big into First Person Shooters.  Specifically, online FPS.  He’s the kind of boi who plays the shit out of games like Call of Duty or Battlefield, all while ignoring all the political right wing garbage those shit games promote so he can blow up teens half his age and T-bag the fuck out of them.

I think part of why Waylon loves online gaming is because it gives him a window to actually interact with other people without them immediately judging him or being scared of him.  Even when people are genuinely nice, there’s never this feeling of regular relaxation.  It’s hard to ever really be relaxed, knowing someone could swallow you whole if the mood struck him.  

But with video games, no one has that preconception.  They don’t see a giant crocodile man with an infamous reputation and a look of hunger in his eyes.  They see another player which they all shout at for teamkilling or being a dickhead.  And Waylon loves that.  Playing games gives him a taste of what it’s like to just be a guy.  He even loves all the assholes who play these games because Waylon’s kind of a troll and pissing them off even further is never not fun for him.

#waylon the gamer #scaly boi

[amanofhamm]

As a fellow Bulkhead lover, do you have any thoughts or headcanons about the big fellow?

Bulky boi's a huge energon and oil junkie. He can chug enough energon down to fill up six autobots and can down giant fuel barrels in record time. His fuel tank is already expanded as is, so he has to chug down even more before he starts getting more bloated. When he gets that far, his belly will expand and stretch out to the point where there's a slightest hint of bounce to his gut because of his tank being thinned out from stretching and because we're now looking at gallons upon gallons of liquid sloshing incredibly heavily in his belly.

He can also let out the biggest burps you'll ever hear and feel. Because he's so gluttonous, he tends to chug anything he's given, be it energon or fuel. If it's energon, because he's also a good boi, he'll muffle the belch that comes up, usually rumbling pretty deeply in his clamped jaws. But if it's fuel and oil, he can't help but let out a big, throaty belch, usually a few in a row. And the fuller his tank is with either one, the burpier he gets. He'll often just sit on his iron rump, rubbing his massive gut with both hands and coaxing out burp after burp. If Bulky's really full, he'll slap his belly as hard as he can and let out the biggest belch you'll ever hear, one so loud it can be heard for meters on end, and so strong that it will actually shake the ground beneath him.

Fuel makes him drunk too tho so on top of getting some really deep heavy belches, Bulk boi also gets some really sharp and painful hiccups. They're really deep and jostle his tank heavily each time. And that tends to give him a series of 'hicc-urrrps' on top of regular hiccups and belches. He'll always try rubbing his gut to settle his tank or holding his breath, which never works.

He also gets into burping contests with Bumblebee constantly, the two being the youngest of the autobots and, therefore, the least mature. Bulky always wins because he's just got way more room in his literal tank than Bumblebee. The latter still always challenges him anyway tho both because he's a stubborn smol boi and, more sweetly, because he just loves doing stupid crap with his best friend.

I think Bulky also works for safe vore too. He's big enough that he could swallow any number of humans and keep them safe in his tank until he gets them to safety. In fact, because he's such a klutz, to keep people safe and to ensure he doesn't accidentally hurt them trying to get them to safety, he'll swallow dozens upon dozens of humans down and keep them in his belly until he can safely let them out. The others are often uneasy seeing him eat humans, since we know some bots can be voracious, like Megatron. But Bulky's a good boi who wouldn't harm a fly, even if that fly tastes surprisingly good for an organic being.

#ask #anon #bulkhead #headcanon #stuffing #belly kink #burp #belch #burping contest #bumblebee #vore #safe vore #megatron #energon #getting drunk #hiccups #kink

[amanofhamm]

If you don’t mind me asking, what is Killer Croc’s relationship with King Shark?

I headcanon that Waylon and Nanaue have a complicated relationship tbh. The scaly boi was never completely psychotic even at his most criminal in his career. He was often less sympathetic towards humans given his life but he was never a heartless monster even at his worst. King Shark doesn't fuck around. He'll nom the shit out of anyone and anything that comes his way and unlike Waylon he'll revel in his gory noms too.

But King Shark also treated Waylon like a bro. Even after his feeding frenzies he was one of the few criminals in Waylon's life early on that didn't treat him like a monster. So the two had a kind of friendship going or at the very least, became drinking / vore buddies. Both had a tendency to kick back after getting stuffed to the brim with food or having devoured prey, they'd kick back, both basking in the squirming of their victims, getting into burping contests and generally clicked with each other.

Now that Waylon's, well, not going straight, but not a villain anymore, it's trickier. He still considers King Shark a friend but also recognizes that Nanaue's kind of psychotic. Waylon knows Nanaue will never change because he loves what he does way too much, but he also doesn't want to stop being friends with the guy either.

Grace can't stand him. She despises everything about him, but trusts Waylon's centered enough that he won't be influenced by King Shark either.

I look at Waylon and Nanaue the same way I do an ex-gang member who was friends with a gang member who's still in the game. They may be shifting but even if one's in the wrong, it's hard to really let go when it seems like their friendship was real.

#scaly boi #king shark #relationship #vore

[amanofhamm]

This is what the scaly boi looks like in the Injustice movie.  I’m digging it for real.  Has a nice blend of a lot of elements I’m keen on.  And I can’t wait to hear what Edwin Hodge sounds like since he’ll have to really change his voice to keep from sounding like his Mr. Terrific voice in the same movie.

I’m also hoping that Waylon survives beyond this scene because this is right before Supes fucks all the villains up into oblivion starting with poor Clayface.  Waylon survives in the Injustice games and becomes a slightly bigger player in IJ2.  

Don’t do him dirty here y’all. 

#waylon jones #injustice movie #he's probably gon die tho #the movie's rated r too #so it probably won't be a clean death tbh #if we could get some waylon vore before that tho #like for real #gimme something netherrealm

[amanofhamm]

This might be a weird one to ask, but it’s been on my mind lately. If your were to write a kink story featuring any Simpson character who would you write about, and why?

ngl that never crossed my mind. I know shit like stuffing, burping, weight gain and even vore come up a lot on that show but I always mainly just looked at it as a witty comedy (back when it wasn't dogshit). The characters themselves just never clicked with me for kink purposes.

Closest I can think of is Bart if he were a teenager or college student which the show has done funny alternate realities of before. Moments like this sure as hell would be a lot more appealing.

https://youtu.be/NPVuxJmQj0c?t=10

Otherwise, the Simpsons version of Cthulhu.

He's got a chonky belly, he has a ravenous appetite and even burps when he's too full to out-eat Homer in their eating contest below. The image of him clutching his belly and burping after from how full he is and the way his claws sink into his belly fat is straight out of something I would commission on FA or some shit.

https://youtu.be/8H7bz_sEwn0?t=106

#ask #kink #belly kink #burp #belch #simpsons #cthulhu #anon #chonky #eating contest

[amanofhamm]

Thoughts on willing vore?

Don't remember if I answered this yet or not tbh but it depends.

If it's safe vore then I'm all for that shit. Like a smol prey in love with a lorge pred. I can see the pred nomming their significant other almost as a form of cuddles. And I love the way the pred's belly reacts; sloshing, squirming, all the churning, and all the burping that comes with being so stuffed with a loved one or buddy. It can also make for really funny situations too.

But for a prey to willingly let themselves get eaten and digested is just not my thing. I can't comprehend how it makes any sense and generally, don't like "regeneration" in vore unless it's a very specific sort of circumstance. I get it's a thing for a lot of people and I've written it from time to time as commissions, but I just don't get it.

#ask #anon #willing vore #vore #fatal vore #digestion #safe vore #belly cuddles #pred x prey #burp #belch #non fatal vore

[amanofhamm]

What are your thoughts on kink exploration in stuffing or vore?

I'm down with that shit all the way. I always love reading about a character gradually realizing they're into another characters belly watching them eat and grow more and more stuffed. Until that eventually leads to something more explorative to see if they're into it as well.

For vore, I think for the right characters, it works. Taro isn't someone I'd ever imagine nomming Conall in a safe vore scenario, but I imagine he'd be perfectly okay teasing it, like talking all pred and shit to Conall, licking his face, pressing his head against his thicc-ass chonky belly, all that good shit. Whereas Waylon totally would nom Shy in a safe vore scenario as almost like a trust exercise. It's like when a deeply intimate couple decides to have sex for the first time because that trust is there. Basically that, but not sexual, since I ain't down with vore being a sexual thing tbh.

Tho kink teasing the shit out of someone when they're in the pred's belly? Make that shit rain, fam.

The point isn't to be too overt tho. I prefer when the kinks are there and we all know what someone's feeling and how they're getting riled up but I like writing a mix of that and actual interactions the most.

But I also love when preds and feedees ham it the fuck up too. Like in my last post, someone like Waylon slumping back after getting stuffed and rubbing his enormous belly with an exaggerated groan and mumbling about how full he is. Then punctuating his fullness with a big, throaty belch to rile up Shy even more. Or for someone like Taro, doing al that shit and slipping out of character to adorably ask if Conall digs what he's doing.

One's the worst. The other is a big fat scaly teddy bear.

#anon #ask #belly #kink #vore #stuffing #kink exploration #fat #safe vore

[amanofhamm]

Waylon’s the type to definitely kink tease the living shit out of Shy.  I think his belly probably gets visibly fatter from all his relentless overindulgence around the shy boi which makes it thiccer and way doughier.  So like when he kneads into his fat scaly belly, his claws really sink into it.  And if he’s really full and he catches Shy eyeing his scaly gut up, Waylon will smirk, scoop up his fat paunch from the bottom, jiggle it around in front of Shy so he can hear dat belly sloshing heartily while its scaly doughy surface jostles around in Waylon’s grasp.  Then, Waylon will heave his belly up and let it bounce down onto his lap, rippling like crazy and punctuating that belly play by palming his fat up to stabilize it and forcing up a big, wall-rattling belch, followed by smacking his chops contently.

Cue Shy’s eyes bugging out of his head and his face going so red, you’d think he just licked a ghost pepper.

#belly play #random kink shit #waylon jones #Killer Croc #scaly boi #burp #belch #kneading #fat #kink #teasing #play #belly #DC comics #headcanon

[amanofhamm]

Which Simpsons characters do you want to see in a fist fight?

Mr. Burns.

Mainly because every physical altercation he's ever gotten in is the funniest shit you'll see on the show. And he's just so happy whenever he fucks people up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkcENPBZT1s

[amanofhamm]

thoughts on bellyjobs?

What them jobs be? That's legit the first time I've ever heard that phrase before tbh.

[amanofhamm]

Orca burp headcanons?

I like to think that Grace as an absolute beast in that department tbh.

Canonically, Grace is incredibly voracious and stuffs herself on greasy fast foods. So with her diet, I imagine she lets loose some of the biggest, deepest belches you will ever hear. Enough so that I actually think she can outbelch Waylon easily. Between her larger size and mutated anatomy, I think her body processes food differently than Waylon's, which tends to leave her with a lot of excess air in her gut with a lot more space for it to build up and brew due to her belly being bigger and more stretchy than Waylon's.

I also headcanon that Grace is completely shameless about it too. She's incredibly smart, articulate and fond of reading so you'd expect she'd be really ladylike about it. Instead, Grace is the type who will stuff her face to the absolute brim, then slap her fat, rippling belly and belch so hard that the ground itself quivers. She'll lean back contently, tenderly stroking her huge, blubbery dome, then occasionally push into it to work out one enormous eructation after another. She's not the type to actually initiate burping contests, but anytime Waylon challenges her, Grace never backs down because she's always more than happy to humble her scaly boifren.

And for pred situations, Grace is very teasing about it. After swallowing some amoral asshole down, Grace is the type who heaves her squirming gut up high, then drops it to let it bounce against her thick thighs and dislodge a lengthy, throat-rattling belch. And usually, after that first tonsil-rattler, Grace will teasingly cover her mouth and excuse herself for being so unladylike...then immediately thump her ample chest to work another burp out just to show how utterly unapologetic she really is.

Grace has a very tender belly, especially when she's full from prey. So she really loves grinding her enormous gut against the wall or the floor to tenderize and taunt her prey. And every time she does, she always pushes out some really meaty belches that leave her panting enough to have her thick tongue hanging out of her maw.

td;rl version?

dis gurl can burp

#ask #headcanon #anon #orca #grace balin #batman #dc comics #burp #belch #gassy #kink #belly kink #bloat #vore #stuffing #pred teasing #teasing #prey #fatal vore #belly grinding #belly rub

[amanofhamm]

Will we ever see Zack return to your Scaly Heart series? Taro and Zack were the absolute cutest together <3

Absolutely.

Zack became a fan favorite after that Christmas fic because of the way he and Taro interacted. I love any excuse to really give some real fluffy shit and nothing feels as good to write as Taro being a supportive "big brother" type to a kid in need. He's always reliable for some feel good shit.

#ask #anon #taro #zack #fluff #feel good shit

[amanofhamm]

Can we take a moment to appreciate this hilarious derpy face robo-Waylon makes right when Terry punches him in the gut during that training session?

#funny freeze frame #killer croc #waylon jones #gutpunch #batman beyond #simulation