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shes like shadow the hedgehog but for girls

#homura akemi #pmmm homura #devil homura #madoka x homura #puella magi madoka magica #mahou shoujo madoka magica #madoka kaname #madoka magica rebellion #madoka rebellion #madoka magica witch #magical girl #shadow the hedgehog #girls

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guy whos about to invent hibiscus tea: man, i wish there was a drink that tasted exactly like dried figs

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TOP TEN BEST YURI MOMENTS

Number 1

#ok but this panel is so funny to me #i love you so much i want to keep traveling with you (heart face) #*disgusted face* #why did the purple yuri mean face the green yuri #they are still in love dont woryy (thumbs up) #danganronpa #dang it grandpa #ultra despair girls #komaru naegi #toko fukawa #toko x komaru #lesbians #yuri

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#LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

qqn a dit que le sexe sans l'amour n'est qu'un sport alors je propose que nous introduisions le sexe dans les jeux olympiques

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probably the best irl example of "show dont tell" is when you go through the video progress bar on a song on youtube and on the start of the song it says "most replayed"

#writing #creative writing #show dont tell #youtube #youtube music

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put his ass through google translate

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god exists in the crushing weight of my panini maker

#i love my panini maker so much fr fr #i wanna raise a hampster with her #i want her to take a bite out of my philly cheesesteak sandwich thats dripping with oil then kiss me with her salty lips #im so normal about this

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i made origami cranes out of a mcdonalds receipt

#origami #origami cranes #cranes #mac mcdonald #reciept paper is an underated origami material #might make origami hearts out of burger king reciept next

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one time i had a dream where there was a death note arc where the death note notebook got replaced by a death note red solo cup that had "DN" on it in sharpie and light would kill people by drinking from it in the corner of frat parties with mikami and everytime he killed someone theyd make out and the kira police task force wanted to investigate more after the notebook disappeared but no one on the task force could bring themselves to investigate light because 1. what if theyre subconsciously targeting him bc hes gay with mikami that would make them homophobic and 2. no one wanted to ask about the cup bc everyone thought the "DN" on the cup stood for "deez nuts" and no one wanted to get deez nutted at a frat party and be embarrassed.

#death note #light yagami #teru mikami #misa amane #touta matsuda #ryuk #kira #l lawliet #deez nuts

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i think the reason people like jolene by dolly parton is because it doesnt villainize the opposing female like most other songs do. most songs written about a man lusting over another woman wont hesitate to say awful things about the other woman. however in jolene, dolly is respectful of jolene and talks about her as though she is just a person who is stronger than her, but still a person that she can ask for kindness from. i suck at explaining things but hopefully thats comprehensible

#dolly parton #jolene #songs #all hail dolly parton #deez nuts

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charles darwin looking at the plants in his garden

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twins separated at birth

#twinning

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How does Hagrid exist?

So, in the books, Hagrid is half giant, with his dad being human and his mom being a giant. Giants in the Harry Potter universe are I think 28-26 something feet tall? (I don’t know for sure, as I don’t own any of the books and it has been a while since I read them). So how does a human (probably 5-6 feet tall) do the ol’ frick frack with a giant (20 something feet tall) ???

#harry potter #hagrid

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Reading about nonwhite cultures and their history irritates me because they made so contributions that white people get credit for.

I was reading about a Persian Muslim scientist named Al-Tusi who wrote a book discussing about the concept of evolution DURING THE THIRTEENTH CENTURY. He discusses about evolution almost 600 years before Darwin and never had I heard about him until I decided to dive into the depths of the internet.

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Saw this on Pinterest

apparently there are a lot of screenshots of my posts on pinterest! i wanna say something to pinterest really quick so if anyone could please screenshot this and repost it there i would appreciate it a lot ♥️♥️♥️

Hey Pinterest Peeps!!!! Ily!!!!!!!!!!

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My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

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We have practically given every animal, plant and object to symbolise something. For example the sun symbolises life and light and the moon symbolises solitude and loneliness. What do we humans symbolise?